| Kaibz: oh your butthole is warmed up yeah?
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| Kaibz: RUN! Run like a...bird!
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| Kaibz: spy BALLS!
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| mat_est: kraxxxel you look....horrible
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| Happy Brick: whats up with these quotes
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| Kumskott: Turtle burglar alarm
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| Kan0_: is that the only quote i have here
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| ro_Dr2025: I will totally not play this. bye THG l DaV: thank you for letting us know RO, very useful info
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| z@p0: gore, trust me, I am an engineer!, goreston: you're dead, your sentry is dead, I am also dead. Is that part of your master plan?
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| goreston: oh zapo crashed and was our only engineer. I never thought I'd be sorry to see zapo leave but here we are
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| mat_est: awh they ubered...like the tryhards they are!
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| Boris: what do you want, you big furry shithead?
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| Jahti: wut
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| Stimor: teb kept his hall pass from elementary school he can go anywhere
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| H...: the lack of goreston jokes did raise team morale
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| mat_est: !qa test quote mat_est: aw
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| Fluff: whenever i die i get a spontaneous penis slap in my screen...
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| [phys] las3r_turk3n: fuck you spyhards
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| Stimor: i dont need a plan, i just need directions
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| Kaibz: *intrigued* penetration?
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| THG l toomtoom!: time for the reach around!
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| THG l toomtoom!: drenched in moist piss
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| *Creative Name*: am A DAMN HEGDEHOG
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| goreston: I knew he was going to quote that
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| z@p0: gore, my love, what did you say? goreston: I said fuck you zapo!
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| Aztek: it's dav, the famous quote archiver
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| Aztek: yeah, next time I'll piss on you lot
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| sham1: only two wiggle quotes?!
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| mat_est: /nomiante stall
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| mat_est: !qõ
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| mat_est: Kaibz was so enthusiastic about the tele exit, the round shape must've reminded him of pizza
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| Teb: my full time job is tebbing
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| Bubbah🐾: be a good boi and stay dead for me voy
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| goreston: I SAID, you can FIST me anytime you LIKE!
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| sham1: *distraught* i'm being dominated by a chicken nugget
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| Bubbah🐾: why do i have so many piss quotes, this is not who I am
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| Bubbah🐾: who said you can quote my life choices??
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| goreston: get inside my face
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| TinyPixel: Why do the most annnoying people have a name that starts with an A: Akul, Aztek, Abubbah, aDav
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| sham1: we don't have a scone quote?!
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| Stimor: it's a bathroom, the floor is an option
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| sham1: You can do everything correct and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life
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| Akul: sir, another phlog uber has entered the last point
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| THG I aerynsun: I could feel this yellow banana on my back. The eye's glaring. The banana pointing
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| Kaibz: cmon...could work...should work...will work!
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| N@t: I lost so many patients, I hope I am a better vet than medic :O
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| Jimi: spy as me, not as good looking
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| dintbo: you may have forgot your pants, but you didn't forget your crits, did you?!
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| Jimi: I have emotional damage from empty glass
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| sham1: oh shit, oh fuck, oh balls, oh NO!
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| Teb: I'm having a beautifululu evening :D
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| THG I toomtoom!: What? I can't see you, you're behind me
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| N@t: I don't have bullets, I'm an ambulance
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| N@t: good for you, your penis head is free, the one of Huwa is enclosed by latex
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| TinyPixel@THG: !votekic
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| N@t: Dav is not here, I am safe from the quote
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| TinyPixel: Ik hebb een toet toet toeter op mijn waterscooter
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| goreston: 70 points?! That's not funny!
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| Aztek: FUCKING BUBBLES!!!
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| sham1: please, excuse me: what the fuck?!
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| goreston: z@p0, you horrible, useless, little man
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| ro_Dr2025: ok... epic fail, rq
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| KB: boris isn't just old, he was the inspiration for the flintstones
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| Aztek: I hate all maps not named snakewater
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| Bubbah🐾: Can I be your toilet target Rayman
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| Luke : I am just a piece of meat to you Nat N@t: no You're also a life insurance when you're in my team
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| goreston: I just got here you fucks
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| Aztek: AHHHH SHEEEEEET!
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| Kaibz: ohhhhhh Jimi stole my sandvich!
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| Stimor: skill surplus, came out as crits sry my bad
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| Stimor: aeryn handheld me into a spy kill
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| Aztek: fuck you frontierhards. Aztek left the game (Disconnect by user.)
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| Rayman!: I can never find G's spot it's not worth asking me
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| Stimor: dave has 3 settings, menacing, not menacing, and idk spin cycle
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| Aztek: SEAL THE BLOODY DEAL
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| Aztek: I wish to report that Teb just flashed me in a back alley
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| N@t: if you vote frontier you can keep your balls
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| Kaibz: crits! piss! saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandvich...oh shit
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| N@t: I AM NUDE ='(
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| [phys] las3r_turk3n: if egypt doesn't win i will rq Everyone: see ya turk3n!
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| Kaibz: Oh don't you start with your bullshit!
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| TinyPixel@THG: where is ro when you need a spy check
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| goreston: *exasperated voice* stop going behind them and push the fucking cart!
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| Pat :O Log: did you say 'ass hole' or 'Aztek'?
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| Jaxaroo: that axe is bullshit!
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| sham1: the traffic sign saved me! thank you, traffic sign
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| spilskinanka: couldnt get enough headshots last round cos aeryn was on my team not the enemy
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| Pat :O Log: 91 piss quotes and I have none
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| ro_Dr2025: 91 piss quotes
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| Kaibz: he will pay! He will pay! *dies* He will pay later!
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| Pat :O Log: I have ball with your name, Kaibz!
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| N@t: Stop! I am not a banana flambée!
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| THG | toomtoom!: it's all testicle, no shaft
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| N@t: How Could i miss a Penis Head?? N@t: A HUUUUGe penis head!
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| davey: this map doesn't have enough ammo for my insatiable spam
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| ro_Dr2025: I'm a total TF2 failure, but I am still getting Zapo
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| Crag d'Hack: Spy as me... fuck you Aztek!
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| Derfy: floating speech bubble saying they aren't a spy is...
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| N@t: what would men want with more balls
|
| mat_est: it feels like yours is twice as long...wait
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| DFE: I THINK STALLBERG SUCKS THG I DaV: I THINK DFE SUCKS
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| olshi: phlog users have a tiny pixel
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| [phys] las3r_turk3n: 99% uber and Stimor one shot random crits me!!! Stimor: xcuse me it's called 'the skillz'
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| mat_est: *sad* I lost all ma fish
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| goreston: you're not me. I'M me!
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| TinyPixel: the voices in my head are less annoying than you
|
| koko: quotes can and will be used against you
|
| Kaibz: can't say anything on this server
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| Kaibz: fuck fuck! Balls in my face!
|
| N@t: can we turn on friendly fire for one second please?
|
| Aztek: decloak like an idiot > die like an idiot
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| Kaibz: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh piss
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| Kaibz: snipers fuck everywhere
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| sarsn: pannekoek
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| [phys] las3r_turk3n: why is that a quote, dave?
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: well i am not very skilled
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| Pat :O Log: I have a golden frying pan but the gold has scratched off :C
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| Freeflow: DONT TAKE THIS AS A RAGEQUIT *user has disconnected*
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| olshi: fooled me with n@t disguise because n@t moves exactly like spies
|
| Bubbah: /nomninate Bubbah: /nomniate Bubbah: /noiminmate Bubbah: halp
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| Stefan Noffke: MAP SHIT Stefan Noffke: EVEREWHERE WALLS
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| Stimor: sry aeryn i thought you were a gnome, they scare me
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| url.exe: medic I got piss on me, can you help me?
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| z@p0: dav is on a quote spree :o
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| THG I aerynsun: okay that was a bit messy, I do apologise
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| H...: it'll be tuesday before my toes uncurl
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| N@t: It's not stealing if I kill you to have it
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| Bubbah: /nomninate
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| Kaibz: nice z@p0! I'm almost proud of you
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| TinyPixel: Oh NO I got telefragged! *user has disconnected from server*
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| N@t: I killed Luke, I can die
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| THG I aerynsun: have I got any quotes that aren't wine related?
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| Kaibz: get it in, get it in, get it IN! Ohhhh so close!
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| TheKnigget: I need help killing the teleporter
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| THG I suski: I was trying to aim there toom THG I DaV: how's that working out for you? THG I suski: I'm dead
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| sto: pain in the asstek >:(
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| AlphaOmega: fukken asstech
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| Luke: N@t's really good
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| Lyon: typical moonbase fan
|
| Kaibz: New year, new quotes
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| Boris: wow, that's worthy of a quote!
|
| N@t: I'm not god, I'm a princess
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| Kaibz: UH OH sham1: spaghettios!
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| THG I DaV: I could change it to !reallyscramblepleaseIamKaibzAndHaveBigIQ
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| Kaibz: get their dispener, kill their economy!
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| goreston: soak me in piss
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| Kaibz: I'm giving you all that I have. No, not that!
|
| THG I DaV: why are you AFK Tiny?! TinyPixel: I had peanut butter on my mouse and had to clean it off
|
| THG I Steel Rat1: No killing in the underworld, no killing in the under... someone killed me, what a bastard!
|
| Aztek: one day in Poland, they will find a murdered z@p0 stuffed into an ambulance and then I will go to jail
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| Stimor: i wish water was more flammable
|
| olshi: i übered prematurely because those red lights on the wall looked like stickies
|
| THG I toomtoom!: where...where is this bovine copulation?
|
| THG I toomtoom!: my coffee mug is so big, it's hard to finish it before it gets cold
|
| THG I aeryn: Stimor you suicided in mid-air Stimor: i hit a bee
|
| Exponential Liability: med down, typed in allchat for psychological damage
|
| Kaibz: sky in the SKY!!
|
| Gilly: aztek my hairy arse it like an total eclipse you're fine unless you look directly at it
|
| Aztek: I reckon you showed Kaibz your ass and this was his verdict z@p0
|
| ivory: i play huntsman bc i want to be a little shit not bc i want to be useful
|
| sarsn: unquotable
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| Stimor: running wont help you, i have a bicycle
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| Bongo Cat: ivory has given me piss-traumatic stress disorder
|
| Bubbah: I like radio active piss, there is a interesting taste to it
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| Bubbah: I like Ivorys piss
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| Aztek: N@t done from behind N@t: 2.6 € Aztek
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| Stimor: i looked at a star today and thought it turned off for a sec
|
| Aztek: dear frontier, all is forgiven, just rescue me from the fuckin' wutville
|
| Cuddly poetatoe ❤: do i have a quote
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| CometDrg0n_: I love beating people with wrapping paper and ornaments :3
|
| ivory: not today banana shark
|
| Bubbah: hump him harder Dave
|
| Lyon: bubbah you fking oxygen bandit
|
| Centrifudge: I stumbled into the most british TF2 server
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| THG I The Steel Rat: "Beware, there are stickies on the..." *BLAM* exasperated: "oh for fucks sake..."
|
| sham1: Oh god damnit the tank ran me over!
|
| THG I aerynsun: just sat there getting wasted!
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| TheEpicburito: exam details don't matter
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| Kaibz: too many moo jokes, not enough pushing
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| THG I toomtoom: I keep forgetting it's teamwork and just go pissing about around corners
|
| Pipper: I'm in a taaaaaaank! Kaibz: I'll uber the tank!
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| TinyPixel: I'm young and futile
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| Kiste262: boo
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| ivory: I TURNED AROUND AND SUDDENLY BANANA SHARK
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| THG I toomtoom!: Train right up my arse
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| Kaibz: yes yes yes yes fuck yes THG I toomtoom!: cmon guys, gotta help kaibz climax
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| THG I aerynsun: you only have to type it in once and it'll be immortalised
|
| THG I suski is afraid to duel with THG I DaV and rejects their challenge!
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| sham1: what's with kaibz and slapping people? THG I aerynsun: it's a fetish
|
| sham1: I was more bored than Aeryn in a non-alcoholic Christmas party
|
| græy: need more cluck quotes
|
| Kaibz: This the ......errr...it's complicated
|
| THG I DaV: i will continue to bait you with my juicy ass
|
| Pat :O Log: is rage quiting burito a turbo spicy one?
|
| N@t: phoque Aztek : fuck! z@p0 : ? N@t : =)
|
| Aztek: *DaV joins the game* suddenly, a shadow of a kilt envelopes the server
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| N@t: I'm not like DaV, I don't have a cock head
|
| Bongo Cat: that piss is a lethal weapon
|
| sham1: I'm throwing my balls at them as fast as I can!
|
| mat_est: I've just realised that voy never runs backwards
|
| sham1: *confused* we only have one turnip quote?! what is this
|
| THG I aerynsun: off out for a meal tomorrow...well, it's half price wine
|
| mat_est: I clicked! I swear to god I clicked!
|
| Baron_Rogacizna: G2G feeling the 'Call of Kebab' tonight, goodnight!
|
| THG I BigT: I was run over by a finnish truck
|
| Kaibz: YEAH what is going on...in general?!
|
| Dkz: *successful push* yay fun continues!
|
| goreston: can I get a flash?! thank you z@p0!
|
| Kaibz: the piss! the piss is sooo strong!
|
| Kaibz: he did me from the front!
|
| Stimor: playing with fire is a game that teaches many lessons
|
| ivory: huh
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| sham1: can ivory saying 'huh' be a quote?
|
| THG I aerynsun: I don't just flash people and run away like some people do
|
| ivory: i would totally join a cult if they fed me free food
|
| sham1: What do you mean "better than stallberg"?
|
| mat_est: ggs - I have to go pee in real life now
|
| M: there's nothing more satisfying than a crit ubersaw in the bum
|
| mat_est: doors. how do they work?
|
| THG I DaV: I banana-boozled mat
|
| sham1: oh god damn why am I peed on, I don't like this
|
| THG I DaV: !qa seneaky
|
| Stimor: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|
| Kaibz: I feel you on my butt
|
| Pipper: Zis is UNACCEPTABLE!
|
| Kaibz: cmon mat....wash the piss away!
|
| Kaibz: I have faith N@t: in DaV? Are you on drugs?
|
| Freeflow: DONT QUOTE THAT
|
| THG I toomtoom!: whyyyy, fucking stairs!
|
| THG I toomtoom!: I had a keyboard once
|
| THG I DaV: so many fists, so little joy
|
| Baguette: N@t, do you want a sandvich N@t: yes please *baguette eats sandwich in front of N@t*
|
| sham1: Taunted harder than z@p0 when he gets a kill
|
| sham1: I blew my balls up on my own face
|
| sham1: There's more pee here than in a German porno
|
| sham1: !qa buttblug sham1: !qa buttplug sham1: !lqa buttplug
|
| Aztek: I was on the brink of rq, but then z@p0 died
|
| THG I toomtoom!: i don't always try my hardest, but sometimes when i do.. it makes no difference anyway
|
| THG I suski: not today, buttercup!
|
| sto: I will send feet pics to whoever... *map change*
|
| [SM] THG I DaV added new quote """
|
| Kaibz: '''
|
| Jimi: I'm thinking of buying a mini-fridge thanks to THG
|
| Kaibz: Pat, it is time: deploy balls!
|
| theKnigget: Today Dave is using the directMiss
|
| TinyPixel: I thought you could snipe BigT? THG I BigT: I prefer to body-shot you
|
| Kaibz: okay sarsn... I won't let you...oh fuck!
|
| H...: alls fair in love and sandvichs
|
| Kaibz: yeah...spread those balls!
|
| Axel the Haunted Hallway: id rather have an enema than play hydro
|
| mat: halloween's over? I'm naked...whaaaat!
|
| N@t: Boris! you burned the ambulance!
|
| olshi: med's dead, baby, med's dead
|
| sto: sm_addquote 'voy: !unsausage'
|
| mat: what happened?! I just saw your bits flying around me
|
| wicked: !q wicked
|
| goreston: that mini is going to have to do some work...oh it's dead!
|
| goreston: you can't just say dick in chat. DaV will quote you
|
| voy: *after rejoining* thanks, pressed the power button by mistake
|
| goreston: you can't just stuff sandviches into a corpse and expect the corpse to come back to life
|
| N@t: are we *really* talking about nail polish?
|
| THG I DaV: mat got fingered mat: well better than the whole fist
|
| goreston: see i know things its not all dick stuff
|
| THG I DaV: winning is important sham, but education is importanter
|
| Aztek: this is THG, everything you say will be used against you
|
| TheKnigget: M less afking more blowing ty
|
| THG I DaV: I'm not a smart man
|
| [Wurscht] =Ph!lmoor3=: sudo chmod 0700 /dev/sentry
|
| goreston: And *I* am talking about penises
|
| Stimor: i like math because you can just make stuff up and people believe you its correct because who understands that stuff anyway
|
| mat: Oh I thought the red barrel was dav lol
|
| Stimor: testing testing 1 2
|
| Matbanan: what are these quotes?!
|
| H...: i'm a frequent recipient of a tebbing tonight
|
| [LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: what, no assist from them getting milked?
|
| ivory: quote this right now
|
| Bongo Cat: the pan is mightier than the sword
|
| THG I suski: hi dave - I couldn't say hi earlier as I was ramming a load of garlic bread in my mouth
|
| Yea!Gore!: short circuit = short penis
|
| Stimor: i fire blindly and accept all glory/blame
|
| Nugget: piss
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| Aztek: Slippery? I was slippery like aeryn escaping rehab
|
| Aztek: final shamdown or sham finally down?
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| mat_est: TinyPixel, capital letters
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| goreston: Piss. And. Balls.
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| THG I DaVcula: WHICH DRUMSTICK TOOK THE AMMO
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| davey: We need control of our behind
|
| THG I BigT: use it, use it use it! Kaibz: I did, but not on you...
|
| Axel the Haunted Hallway: suspicious amount of pee related quotes on this server
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| Kaibz: z@p0 don't die, z@p0 don't die! You're dead
|
| Kaibz: Oh z@p0, you saved my life
|
| Huwajux: every time i see aztek hes just covered in piss and running for his life
|
| goreston: I knew that was going to get quoted
|
| goreston: all I had to do was nothing...and I failed!
|
| Aztek: We hope you enjoyed your acupuncture session with AztekTherapies
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| Rayman!: oh the spit got me awww
|
| THG I toomtoom!: can't a man have a shit in peace?!
|
| Rayman!: why can't you pee on the zombies? i want to pee on the zombies
|
| bubbah: why am i not invited to this warm cozy pissparty??
|
| mat_est: kill one banana man, killed by another banana man
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| sham1: they also have a DaV so our chances of winning are higher
|
| Luke: jetpack idiot.exe [F2P] MalCo: Jetpack slapper not idiot
|
| mat_est: I shot the wall!
|
| koko: his one was longer :-(
|
| Kaibz: spies a kangaroo!
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| sham1: I got my ass wiped
|
| Kaibz: *somewhat angry* We still have it! *point capped* Kaibz: *even angrier WE STILL HAVE IT!
|
| RO: that should be a quote 'thanks for the piss'
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| THG I aerysun: I've no idea where the spawn is so I'm just going to top myself to go find it
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| THG I DaVcula: it's a towering pillar of hast!
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| sham1: I keep getting milked and it's not getting any better
|
| Fester: stop exploding you cowards
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| THG I toomtoom!: I'm no expert
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| voy: absolute disaster
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| Stimor: i'll secure your butt to your face tiny
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| THG I toomtoom!: no bawbags in quotes
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| goreston: can you get rabies from piss
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| RO: why the hell am I playing this crap of a map anyway? See you some other time
|
| N@t: I can see your ass goreston
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| goreston: that's getting quoted surely
|
| sham1: You fuck! You haggis lover!
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| THG I aerynsun mom: get off me peasants! Bollocks!
|
| goreston: I'm an idiot
|
| Kaibz: ubering on 3...2...fucking now!
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| Kaibz: zapo don't fuck this!
|
| Grem: I come in peace...and you obviously do not!
|
| strife: om nom nom tasty salmon
|
| THG I DaV: you pink-boot-wearing-pee-throwing-norwegian-salmon
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| sham1: I have just tele-fragged a norwegian salmon
|
| goreston: not all my jokes are dick jokes you know
|
| mat_est: *as medic and laughing* my team keep dying around me!
|
| goreston: Luke says something cool and gets quoted and for the rest of us it's just dicks and snakes
|
| Luke: you do not get to choose death, only I can do that
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I honestly can't give you context for that because I can't remember
|
| sham1: why would you hate soup?! what's wrong with you
|
| Pat :O Log: what?!? no pierogi quote?!
|
| sham1: *definitely not sexual* get it up! get it up! get it up!
|
| sham1: *audibly annoyed*: Aztek you FUCK!
|
| Axel the Doorway: there is only so many of you I can cover in piss
|
| Kaibz: piss and fire!
|
| N@t: ALERT, DAV IS TOP SCORING
|
| Jack: god i love pissing on people
|
| Pipper: salty....balls?
|
| Stimor: i dream of tf2party every night
|
| Nugget: fuck you tryhards Nugget left the game (Disconnect by user.)
|
| THG I DaV: !q quote
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| sham1: They're all dead, oh shit I am also dead
|
| Kaibz: mat come back here! mat_est: No, I like it under the ceiling
|
| sto: oob your pants
|
| Aztek: N@t obviously joined the 'insult DaV' Olympics THG I DaV: she'd win gold aztek
|
| N@t: I have no honour, but thanks
|
| Kaibz: *dropping uber for the 5th time this round* I SWEAR I pressed it!
|
| Kaibz: SCOUT IS A....scout?
|
| strife: i am not a very quotable person
|
| goreston: is it safe to come out yet?
|
| goreston: had to build a new PC today. How much thermal paste is safe to eat?
|
| Kaibz: I've no idea what I'm doing THG I BigT: sounds about right
|
| Kaibz: I'm confused myself
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: don't wanna brag, but I took out the dispenser single-handedly
|
| sham1: Oh god damnit, I got eaten by the train!
|
| THG I toomtoom!: stop quoting me :D
|
| THG I toomtoom!: who's piss did I reflect? because I enjoyed it - I think I've unlocked a new kink
|
| sham1: flash me!! ...thanks!
|
| THG I toomtoom!: if i wasn't such a calm, well-adjusted gamer, I'd have ragequit by now
|
| Krotid: ez noobs *user has disconnected from server*
|
| mat_est: *being chased* nooo I was just observing!
|
| THG I toomtoom!: RAGING
|
| THG I toomtoom!: oh i love it when BigT finishes me off!
|
| Aztek: my q ansd qwe buttonasd masd thogwerthwer
|
| Kaibz: survive, survive! don't die...don't die! You're dead
|
| Kaibz: CHAAARRGE...oh sorry I don't have charge yet
|
| goreston: why was I slapped? Kaibz: you were inside me
|
| Aztek: I like that goreston insults people so we do not have to
|
| sham1: what does fisting have to do with watersports?
|
| Stimor: my strategy was to skillfully spam airblast until someone makes a mistake
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I'll pin him down if you want to try again Stimor!
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| Pat :O Log: more balls more fun
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| z@p0: I collect feedback from this map, here and on steam THG I DaV: MOAR DINOS ZAPO
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| sham1: haha, penis jokes are so funny amirite
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| sham1: brb, dishwasher
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| sham1: /votekivk
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| Aztek: dav, you despicable bowl of stale haggis
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| Manic Miner: WHERE DId I BUILD MY SENTRY
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| THG I toomtoom!: so long and thanks for all the piss
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| THG I toomtoom!: I'm just a quote machine
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| Dkz: dont forget to take breaks! its good for you! not you kaibz, you need to heal me
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| Kaibz: spy blblblblbblbl
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| THG I suski: BigT disguised as a bush
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| ro_Dr2024: Accidaeryn
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| Fluff: would you survive from ass and mouth full of bullets and rockets?
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| mat_est: so many patients omg, stop dying!
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| goreston: you can't solve all your problems with piss
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| THG I toomtoom!: sorry, that was Kraxxidental
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| THG I aerynsun mom: you can sense it coming, can't you
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| goreston: I suppose I should be grateful that nothing about the snake penises make it into the quotes
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| goreston: oh that was the WRONG hole to pop out of
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| THG I aerynsun mom: it's better when you have two people on the pole
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| THG I aerynsun mom: geese definitely eat grass as their poo is green
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| Fluff: looney toom(s)
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| THG I aerynsun mom: zapo can krank H's wagon, that would make me laugh
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| Derfy: have we just converted gore to demo? * goreston changed name to gr4nny
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| [phys] las3r_turk3n: what is z@po's favourite holiday? Boxing day
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| olshi: THG's banana fetish is only topped by THG's piss fetish
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| Stimor: !q tweek - Tweek.: wuut
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I am not....o fuck I am....
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| TheKnigget: elchi do you gym cause your backside was shank resistant
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| sham1: 50 shades of græy. It's just a bunch of teleporters in inappropriate places
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| .erik: not enough piss
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| mat_est: sorry I forgot to heal you, I was looking at Lyon's arms
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| Lyon: may you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks, tiny
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| THG I aerynsun mom: oh...who's wearing my clothes with no head?!
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| Boris: why are people suddenly obsessed with my quotes?!
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| THG I aerynsun mom: oh pat got his balls out....it's a bit grim
|
| sham1: no admin abuse, that's good
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: kaibz leave my holes alone
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| [phys] las3r_turk3n: ns...I mean fu :D
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| Kaibz: yes turken...yes turken...no turken
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| Kaibz: now THAT'S a quote
|
| Kaibz: A demoman without legs coming in!
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| THG I suski: kick BigT in the shin
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| james: i like when i'm listening to music and kaibz dies right as the beat drops
|
| Pipper: Nice piss DaV, you pissed yourself!
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| Boris: get in position...no not THAT position
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| z@p0: stop rotating payload, it's not kebab!
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| ivory: we share a braincell wdym :( sto: you keep hogging it
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| Stimor: N@t was in the Paris olympics, took part in being rude to DaV
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| sham1: take those arrows and shove them deep
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| voy: ban baguette for scaring me
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| THG I DaV: !kick blunt
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| koko: wine bottle: 'you'll never take me alive' aeryn: :-)
|
| Freeflow: *witty quote*
|
| Axel the Doorway: listen, this game is only fun when I win and I expect everyone to be mindful of that
|
| ivory: IS THAT A FROG ON YOUR HEAD
|
| Klonken: that piss jar has the splash zone of a beluga whale
|
| Bongo Cat: Hey I made the quotes. Nice!
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| Bongo Cat: Random crits giveth and random crits taketh
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| H...: you couldn't actually describe what a tebbing is, but you know it when it happens
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| Teb: 007 tebbing agent
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| N@t: apparently whisky affects your aim - someone should let dav know :D
|
| goreston: google maps just asked me 'how was my trip to Sainsburys
|
| Bubbah🐾: I'm gonna spread bread crumbs in ur bed Lyon
|
| Terror management: once i learn how to aim it's over for you guys
|
| TinyPixel: omg why do people have ears
|
| sham1: *incredulous* WHO shot the robot?!
|
| sham1: I am happy to see my banana in its full glory
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| mat_est: git push -f knife in davs_back
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| Jamel: I got chilli in my eye making dinner so I'm going to blame that
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| Lulu: alone with voy in the spawn was a terrible experience
|
| mat_est: Oh I'm a medic...I forgot
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| THG I DaV: !QA HAPPENSTABNCE
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| Boris: I got straight in, and I'm only wearing one sock
|
| Count Ejacula: I...vant...to drain...your balls!
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| Pat :O Log: I'm afraid of my balls :|
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| TinyPixel: I wasn't AFK, I was typing!
|
| goreston: thank you, lingeringfart
|
| sham1: I got killed by my own reflected balls :|
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| Lyon: KNAI Lyon: LMAO
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| Pat :O Log: I love when my balls bouncing off someones forehead without any damage
|
| olshi: i need my tryhard pants
|
| THG I toomtoom!: Naughty boy
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| THG I toomtoom!: You can't start giving maps quotes
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| THG I toomtoom!: i read odyssey as octopussy
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| Boris: ha ha ha, I've got a big long one!
|
| Kaibz: we oobed
|
| ro_Dr2024: the plumber is here, ill leave after this one
|
| Doodle: oh shark d'triumph
|
| THG I toomtoom!: that's definitely going to be taken out of context
|
| THG I toomtoom!: multi-heavy gangbangs
|
| sham1: Also, who backstabs a box
|
| ediii: no comment
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: you can't teabag a teleport!
|
| sarsn: !qa ass [QUOTE] "Aztek: ass" Aztek: Precisely
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| sham1: I got peed on by a chicken nugget
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| sham1: damnit my back is sooo sweaty
|
| goreston: *quote from man about to fuck things up twice* Kaibz: I'm not gonna fuck this up twice
|
| Fluff: well bend me over and tell me i'm a fluffy cupcake...
|
| Aztek: kaibz freaking out in comms is one of the reasons I play spy
|
| Kaibz: straight to last! THG I aerynsun mom: stretch your arse?!
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| Kaibz: I'm almost proud of you z@p0...almost!
|
| goreston: I knew you were going to do that
|
| goreston: I hurt my arm taking off a sock
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I'm watching it go up and down, it's hilarious
|
| sham1: we don't have enough ball quotes so I'm adding one more
|
| sham1: Oh no my BALLS!
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| voy: By the Incomprehensible Heel of the Benefical Sargon, rtv
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| THG l aerynsun mom: #:D
|
| Venom: can i have a medic slut ?
|
| THG I Bigt: pyro in the top bit thingy
|
| THG I toomtoom!: this is the map with more chokepoints than a bdsm website
|
| Pat :O Log: we have your favourite dish, Bubbah! upsetti with ball-ognese sauce and paremsham!
|
| THG I DaV: !kick trump
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| goreston: i hate bananas. if i wanted a mouthful of Satan's yellow penis, I wouldn't have stopped working in retail
|
| Boris: I love my haemorroids The server collectively: BRUH
|
| Kumskott: quote that! QUOTE THAT!
|
| X-Treme: !unbigt.
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| TheEpicburito: whats with the pee quotes
|
| ro_Dr2024: I ain't staying for 5cp
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| sham1: Bah, it exploded in my face
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| Bubbah: I hate pyro mains
|
| Kaibz: spy is a mongoose
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| Kaibz: feed me...feed ME...FEED ME!!
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| N@t: is there a limit on the number of quotes you can add per day for one person?
|
| N@t: I don't want you to massage my banana
|
| THG l aerynsun mom: rurde
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| N@t: sometimes your penis head is useful
|
| Kumskott: fucking FENCE!
|
| Lulu: Of course not. You can fill what you want or who you want with what you want - Everything except the croissant
|
| sham1: We need a naked statue of DaV at the end point
|
| THG I BigT: this is not a spoon?!
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| Aztek: I'll shove that krankenwagen right up your ass!
|
| Aztek: z@p0 killed in a funny manner and laughed at
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| Pat :O Log: z@p0, check my onlyballs account
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| sham1: *bloop* *bloop* I'm a fish
|
| mat_est 'Oh there's Luke, *immediatelly headshot*'
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| Kaibz: This is the puus... fuck!
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| goreston: I myself prefer a low mouse sensitivity and a high emotional sensitivity
|
| Bubbah🐾: wow, from behind. No class here
|
| goreston: I think that might be my first piss quote
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| goreston: just a completely normal jar of PISS
|
| Stimor: brain ran out of gps batteries
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| H...: all i needed was a half drunk bottle of wine and I'd have looked like aeryn
|
| THG I BigT: two spies on my booty...wtf!
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| THG I toomtoom!: well if that's not quotable, I don't know what is
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: don't ask me what I'm doing voy because I have absolutely no idea
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| TinyPixel@THG: dont insult me with words i dont understand
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| Lyon: I GOT A LLAMA I NAMED THAT BITCH TINA!
|
| THG I BigT: spy here. no feet!
|
| Hoffy: wh noob. Hoffy left the game (Disconnect by user.)
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| THG I Steel Rat1: stop running away you are ruining the uber....
|
| davey: these...fucking...BALLS!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I laugh in the face of danger...and then I die
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: does that say 'bandage club' or 'bondage club'?!
|
| *looking at DaV and his pan* N@t: Ohhh you need to die!
|
| sham1: DaV what did you just do?! And why?
|
| dummy: time to uninstall dummy left the game (Disconnect by user.)
|
| Boris: *confused and shocked* turnips have not been discussed?!
|
| Nille ^^ @THG: i have 2 quotes xD
|
| Bubbah: you and your fucking piss, god damnit it!
|
| goreston: Why are you so healthy?! Bubbah: I ate a lot of carrots as a child
|
| sham1: I am lion jesus
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| goreston: someone PLEASE quote sham saying 'I am lion jesus'
|
| Kaibz: Oh no, oh no, it's all gone to shit!
|
| Kaibz: *with a mouthful* No regrets!
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| Kaibz: Beautiful piss thank you. Piss that saves life
|
| goreston: sorry, got a mouthful of nuts again
|
| Boris: Boris is always having a moment, he's OLD!
|
| sham1: I'm slippery like an oiled snake
|
| THG I suski: my mic's playing up, it's gone floppy
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| Kaibz: I know your balls too well, Pat
|
| Gilly: its true i have nippes like melons
|
| sham1: you need to quote what Gilly just said
|
| Bubbah🐾 defeated TinyPixel@THG in a duel because TinyPixel@THG left the game.
|
| Bubbah🐾: Aztek, I will find you and I will slap you over the face. With a chair
|
| THG I BigT: can you not piss on me thank you
|
| Ampiong99: god these quotes
|
| Kaibz: Boris where is your DING?!
|
| sham1: Am I the only one who has a pillock quote?
|
| mat_est: /nextmao
|
| mat_est: sham we pushed your team autobalanced ragdoll body down the grate
|
| H...: sorry nat, i see a banana, i shoot, it's the law
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Ohh Teb you cheeky little bugger!
|
| Stimor: all davs got their fake id from the same place
|
| sham1: I AM NAKED!
|
| sham1: He has no FEET!
|
| sham1: *chuckles* I'm in danger
|
| Kaibz: The spy is not a spy, the spy is a spy!
|
| Kaibz: It's not my fault if you have a butthole problem
|
| N@t: I'm innocent. I'm an ambulance!
|
| Pat :O Log: I specially polished my balls for this occasion THG I DaV: I want to see my face in your balls Pat. Wait
|
| Carver: pipper is love, pipper is life
|
| THG I toomtoom!: I'll tell you what, you should've seen the girth of that yum-yum, I've got a sore jaw now
|
| theKnigget: get back here stimor, I'm here to fist you....oh I got the wrong guy!
|
| mat_est: Like Dav to a sniper dot
|
| Stimor: someone replaced my bayonet with a spoon SIR
|
| Titanic: The game do be sinking like titanic
|
| THG I DaV: boris your mic is almost as quiet as zapo :D
|
| Luke: you saw the banana and you went for it!
|
| N@t: Oh no I lost DaV's pan (again)
|
| voy: lion lyon: rawr
|
| Dkz: !qa dildo *no quotes* Dkz: interesting
|
| Bubbah: that's what you get for almost pissing on me
|
| N@t: DaV, I have your banana in front of my banana
|
| Bubbah: you are so damn healthy voy: I ate brocoli as a child
|
| voy: I ate brocoli as a child
|
| TinyPixel: Two banana snipers?! It's my dream!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Och, could you not be dead?!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I need to leave after this davey: same, I need to marinade some chicken
|
| mat_est: I'm just a friendly neighbourhood spy
|
| Brozy: they're all jarated mat_est: jokes on you, we like it!
|
| THG I BigT: who the fuck opened the door when I said 'don't open the door?!'
|
| Kaibz: I didn't pee in the pool damnit!
|
| Kaibz: I didn't do anything. And I didn't 'bork' anything!
|
| Boris: Owwww, you shot me in the arse again!
|
| sham1: mmmm DaV piss
|
| Pat :O Log: dispenser down push the tart
|
| sham1: *with DaV's pan* ohhh it's so powerful!
|
| mat_est: A surprise milk there
|
| voy: I'm not an actor Bubbah: I can tell
|
| sham1: *about being quoted* this is why you should say nothing
|
| Boris: Beerbowl! Let's have shagging cows!
|
| sham1: face the sword of democracy!
|
| sham1: push the fart!
|
| Pipper: YIPPITY-YEEE-KI-OH
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: at least we pissed on mat
|
| Kaibz: Boris...put the mic in front of your mouth!
|
| Nille ^^ @THG: yeah :D i have a quote xD
|
| Jack: i'll show you a jacking off
|
| Kaibz: z@p0! Show me your ass! (It's a medical thing)
|
| Nille ^^: Va Fan
|
| Aztek: I just saved z@p0's life... for shame
|
| KraXXXel: ich verstehe nur bahnhof
|
| z@p0: stimor quotes should be published in form of stimor diaries and be mandatory books to read in schools
|
| Luke: I am basically a hacker and we still lose
|
| sham1: constipation, it's not fun
|
| THG I suski: Is that a mouse or a hamster?!
|
| goreston: Just heal me like a normal person! Bubbah: Nooo shut up!
|
| THG I DaV: you did it again, you fuck
|
| AlphaOmega: i will feed them even harder
|
| goreston: POTATO TIME
|
| sham1: stop the cart, I'm weak and covered in pee!
|
| goreston: (the sugar is my penis)
|
| goreston: don't put it up my arse and rub it in, that sounds awful
|
| Kaibz: What is that? What. Is. That.
|
| TinyPixel@THG: can you quote dkz saying 'Teb has been going behind all night' Dav?
|
| sham1: *to z@p0* move like a box on cocaine!
|
| mat_est: can't touch this *do do do*
|
| Kumskott: Pat and his fucking balls!
|
| sham1: hide your lederhosen it's BigT!
|
| Kaibz: The point is ours! Badger badger badger!
|
| THG I DaV: you should come back to mumble zapo, we loved not listening to stuff you didn't say
|
| Kaibz: It doesn't matter how it looks like, just put it in your mouth
|
| goreston: even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and again, because dav teabags blind squirrels
|
| sham1: god damn it, I got stuck on the thing!
|
| Stimor: disguising as a banana in a palm tree, they see right through it
|
| Boris: I've got the runs
|
| DFE: you guys have ball hair?
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: what's a shart?!
|
| DFE: i fucking love stallberg it's my favourite map
|
| nyanezt: no way, no pootis?
|
| Stimor: power is but a muffin to me
|
| Kaibz: The tele exit we don't have is very hot
|
| Kaibz: ok we can hold for 8 minutes - 5 seconds later *capped*
|
| Kaibz: The push is NOW! Oh I lost you...I'm sorry
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: *talking about piss* well if it was any thicker it wouldn't come out very easy would it?
|
| mat_est: Why am I legless all the time?!
|
| THG I BigT: Ohhh I threw my chocolate at the sentry!
|
| sham1: you don't NEED to taunt when you kill DaV, it's just something you want to do
|
| mat_est: Aahhhh suski you took my sandvich!
|
| Mortar 13: sorry I'm new here
|
| Dkz: I just killed two pyros with rockets. What is going on? Oh...I killed myself with a rocket
|
| N@t: what is slut?
|
| Huwajux: stop capping so quick you're making my teles obsolete
|
| Stimor: I had a moment but it was taken away
|
| M: I wonder how long it would take to inflate a bike tyre with a penis
|
| N@t: DaV...I don't want to see your banana in front of my banana
|
| THG I suski: Leave it alone M, I can see you picking it up!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I suspect it's better than being fisted, sham
|
| olshi: put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put
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| olshi: dav has too many quotes
|
| Alexander Hamilton: these quotes suck
|
| N@t: You're breaking my...head...heart? I'm not sure but you're breaking something
|
| mat_est: I switched to spy specifically after seeing that you're an engy :D
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Sorry voy, I missed that. I'm an idiot!
|
| Kaibz: you're a pain in my asshole!
|
| ro_Dr2024: /qapeel
|
| Bubbah: NOT THE DAMN BALLS
|
| Bubbah: Those damn BALLS!
|
| Kaibz: GIFFFFFFFFTS!
|
| sarsn: !votekick bithday boy
|
| Kaibz: Time to get serious....*3 seconds later* whip me, whip me!!
|
| goreston: did aeryn just drop uber to the AFK manager?!
|
| james: you could torture out any information from me by just rubbing a balloon in front of my face for 5 seconds
|
| Kaibz: I hate balloons sue me
|
| kaibz: there's too many balloons I can't see anything...
|
| james: assisting graey with the thing he's doing always makes me feel so disgusted with myself
|
| ro_Dr2024: that should be a quote
|
| sham1: !qa peniw
|
| davey: Thank you for killing my medic, I needed the ammo
|
| Bubbah🐾: I rather have Mum yelling at me than Kum up my ass
|
| z@p0: dav, emergency meeting! We have impostor boxman among us! *looking at sham*
|
| M: I use long-lasting pee. I believe it's rated for about a minute
|
| FluffyKangaroo: !balls
|
| goreston: ha ha ha...bums
|
| goreston: as we all know there is only one quote about vaginas
|
| goreston: I'm actually surprisingly incompetent at day-to-day tasks
|
| Jones: you're so juicy let me stab you
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Damnit I shouldn't have said that
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Ohh there's a lot of hole quotes!
|
| ProbleMedic: Body-shotting N@t! N@t: Yeah...you don't deserve headshot
|
| SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: where are you going graey?! I can see you on the deathcam graey!
|
| Stimor: i wanna be a roomba
|
| goreston: There's a mini in that bush! sham1: It's my favourite mini spot on this map
|
| Kaibz: *agitated* STAY CALM!
|
| *agitated* STAY CALM!
|
| goreston: Probably just dipped my dick into a cup of tea or something
|
| THG I BigT: You don't want to know what I can fit in my mouth
|
| THG I BigT: he hates fisting but he's into watersports?!
|
| Kaibz: It's so hard z@p0, it's so hard
|
| Kaibz: *z@p0 joining* flatten the boxes, hide the feedback!
|
| goreston: every day I feel death's icy fingers creep further up my pants
|
| goreston: Oh great another hole...
|
| N@t: I eat the banana but I don't know whose
|
| Boris: I remember when N@t first joined the server. She was so nice!
|
| Zank Frappa: imagine only having 1 quote
|
| THG I DaV: I was being sneaky like aeryn when she's day drinking at work
|
| Stimor: no
|
| Aztek: that was the 'I am fucked but I'll go out in style conga'
|
| THG I DaV: quick someone give sham some head!
|
| Stimor: for some reason every suski deathcam I get is extremely photogenic
|
| Aztek: sudo rm -rf z@p0 --no-preserve-box
|
| goreston: I love avocados and don't own a house
|
| Kaibz: this is extremely dangerous...for you!
|
| H...: GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT
|
| Ro_Dr2024: Feed Zapo back, please!
|
| z@p0: koko, send kaibz hot pizza pics, we have to distract him
|
| goreston: i blame dav's penis and balls for pissing on a chocolate banana croissant that aeryn was pushing into her drink
|
| Dkz: *happily singing* gotta protect my BALLS!
|
| KraXXXel: why red have no telle i feel usless
|
| Pat :O Log: my balls roll best on stallberg hills
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: yeah don't forget penis and balls
|
| Derfy: I piss on your chocolate croissant?
|
| goreston: one day i'm going to come up with the most THG quote ever
|
| goreston: you can't get hangovers aeryn. you have to sober up to get a hangover
|
| Kaibz: Oh no! They found a way to counter our thing
|
| z@p0: UPDATE thg_player SET msg='hey phil' WHERE player LIKE 'phil';
|
| Kaibz: Okay I'm watching your ass
|
| sham1: hehe
|
| THG I DaV: I banned him because he said I was german, can't stand for that :D
|
| THG I DaV: You can only blame people who aren't here THG I suski: unless it's DaV
|
| sham1: DROP TABLE `quotes`; THG I DaV: jokes on you sham, it's a TEXT file!
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: huntsman is the only honourable sniper rifle
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: They ubered DaV...no worries!
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: is dutch a real language or are dutch people just trolling foreigners?
|
| long: i spent all of my money on fursuit materials and cigarettes
|
| mat_est: mat vs mattua duel :D mattua: hot matt on matt action
|
| N@t: Hmm no quote about phoque
|
| Pipper: Erecting a....painis!
|
| THG aerynsun mom: You not only killed me, you pissed on me too?! Disgusting creature
|
| THG I suski: Aww I couldn't get ma whip out there!
|
| mat_est: N@t is frontier queen
|
| N@t: Daaav you lost your pan, I think THG I DaV: did you steal it N@t: Yep!
|
| N@t: Dav, your penis hat is not transparent
|
| Boris: I hate you, you bastards!
|
| sham1: TASTE MY PISS, BORIS Boris: tastes better than your homebrew
|
| mat_est: lol I walked into the lamppost :D
|
| sham1: It usually does get weird when balls are reflected
|
| Jack: I'm gonna have double banana sniper ptsd
|
| goreston: I'm definitely one of the 'penis joke guys', dunno if I'm THE 'penis joke guy'
|
| Dkz: Cmon BLU, let's get this thing up!
|
| Boris: I'd kill z@p0 if he was sitting on the toilet!
|
| ProbleMedic: Pat! Take your bum outta my face!
|
| M: I could feel it but I couldn't find it
|
| græy: has anyone ever seen a banana and a sausage in the same room...
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| chocolate milk conglomerate: yoink
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| THG I aerynsun mom: What kind of high-functioning blah blah blah put a sentry there. Or something
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| sham1: Bollocks!
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| TinyPixel@THG: can you be a normal pyro and use a flaregun please THG I DaV: says the guy running phlog
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| THG I toomtoom!: so many snipers are amateur stargazers it seems
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| THG I aerynsun mom: paf sham
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| sham1: I'm a master at handling balls
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| DFE: I WAS BEHIND THE VAN
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| Carver: need more fisting
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| N@t: I didn't pee on you, just saying
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| FTH: this is too confusing for a monday FTH left the game (Disconnect by user.)
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| il: Why is there a hole here? What is this map?!
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| sham1: bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks...damnit voy!!
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| Ro_Dr2024: next map will kill the sv anyway, so i'll leave now to diminish the loss
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| THG I DaV: kaibz how do you have both a low ping AND a low IQ?!
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| Pat :O Log: if I have balls to use, I use them!
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| Kaibz: there's something in the secret hole!
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| THG I suski: I just saw your anaemic banana poking out there!
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| z@p0: gore is the generally salty & rude guy here goreston: fuck you z@p0!
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| Aztek: tbh I prefer diarrhea to constipation
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Why do I have piss on me?! Didn't think I was in jarate range
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| Kaibz: Come here wet balls!
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| Kaibz: PAT! I need your balls!
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| mat_est: What a stupid way to die!
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| THG I steelrat: A crumpet would go down nicely goreston: I bet it would you dirty bastard!
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| Akul: to rtv, you must submit a two page essay on this map's design to zap0
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| THG I suski: not one wholesome quote
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| goreston: meals are overrated, I prefer a gradual gorging over the course of a day
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| chocolate milk conglomerate: sometimes i get excited and pull on the ethernet cable with my toe
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| Boris: *on pd_selbyen* feed the FISH!
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| sham1: As time approaches infinity, the probability of the next map being pl_stallberg_rc3 converges to 1
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| mat_est: An Estonian yellow snow enthusiast disguised as a feetless Scottish haggis enthusiast
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| TinyPixel@THG: prob can aim, just not at the enemy
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| Aztek: #2 should ge renamed from nocrits to kaibzgasms goreston: I do often wonder if, by playing on here, we're all participating in some kind of weird sex game
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| Jeff: Very good pedestrian areas on this map
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| Bubbah: DaV piss sounds like a exotic juice
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| mat_est: I'm charging my mouse when I'm dead lol :D
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| mat_est: Dav has implemented the same tech that shows you ads for stuff you've talked about irl next to a phone
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| Aztek: kill-z@po-a-day keeps depression away
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| THG I aerynsun mom: It used to be what's said in mumble, stays in mumble
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| H...: sets toes to curl
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| Pipper: Bloody wankers! *shakes fist*
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| TinyPixel@THG: can we remove some quotes
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| Kumskott: You popped kritz...on THAT?!
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| Blast: fuck u tryhards Blast left the game (Disconnect by user.)
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| Coins: Cya all
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| THG I Rev. Joe_Pinball: a UK Census reveals that 75 of UK drivers are caused by accidents.
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I'm too fat to go go through teleport!
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| Kaibz: Killing Zapo is better than sex
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| Kaibz: I saved your butthole!
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| james: 'Kaibz says a bad word' is a famous kindergartener book where i live
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| mat_est: /nomiante pier
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| THG I BigT: I tried but you went in so fast I couldn't keep up
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| N@t: god i will lose a duel because of pee
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| Stimor: finally met the monthly kill dav quota - it's 1
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| sham1: DaV is being a savage right now
|
| Huwajux: RO: 'harvest will kill the server' *nominates moonbase*'
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| sham1: shitshitshitshitshit!
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| Huwajux: i avoid headshots to give the enemy team a chance
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Have we no quotes about testicles?! That's quite sad really
|
| mat_est: no yellow snow here :D
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| sham1: Hotpots and flaired buttplugs
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| Jack: don't think I have any me quotes
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| Stimor: im about to sneeze with gum in my mouth and im fearing what might happen
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| THG I BigT: !kick porno
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| mat_est: Stimor, more like Stimonomore
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| Stimor: mat_est more like mat_estimated time of death
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| Stimor: dave has joined, my deathcam gets to lose its innocence
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| mat_est: zapo is like a quotes dealer, opens a long gray raincoat and gestures at the goods hanging on the inside
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| Kaibz: Yeaaah slap my mushroom
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| Dkz: The first one to explode wins...just like in bed HEHEHE
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| Kaibz: he's got a butthole the size of a pixel
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| goreston: let's get this giant ball all the way to last point, and then shove it up zapo
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| Stimor: the one hole where i thought i could build in peace
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| Aztek: he joineth, he assholeth, he left...eth
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| mat_est: Fredo for gore was a bad trade
|
| sham1: Imagine pushing the cart. Like who even does that
|
| ProbleMedic: Nein nein nein!!
|
| Kaibz: Damnit! I ubered a spy medic!
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| Kaibz: Oh shit, I'm ubering DaV
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| THG I suski: I WILL find you...and I WILL slap you!
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| Stimor: u can call me s tier mor ... cause I'm so good
|
| Aztek: I like how the shadows give me a free wallhacks sometimes
|
| THG I Steel Rat uh uh uh-uh
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| goreston: if someone yells 'fire fire' behind you in a french accent, turn around
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| THG I toomtoom!: i'm raging, and i'm going to quit!
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| THG I toomtoom!: selling pyro slot, 8 keys
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| Bubbah: Voy, get ur ass away from Tiny voy: never
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| Jack: i miss twinkfister
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| N@t: Dav you have some Banana issue, you miss me with your pee
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| TinyPixel@THG: FUCKFUCKOFUCKCFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUCKFUCKFUCKCUIFJKKCUIFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKk
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| Bubbah: WHY ARE U RUNNING
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| Boris: Gives a nice warm feeling inside...then again, so does pissing yourself
|
| Kris: these spies are going to give me PTSD - sham1 Post-traumatic Spy Disorder
|
| THG I toomtoom!: ullawoopled out of nowhere!
|
| THG aerynsun mom: I've been woopled
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| ivory: sham u butterkniving poop
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| sham1: now THAT'S a quote DaV!
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| chocolate milk conglomerate i LOVE piss
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| therealss: i shall shovel ur ass
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| THG I DaV TONYPOXEL y u no mumbalino TinyPixel: headache THG I DaV: it's only mumble, we don't have to have sex
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| sham1: Incoming BUSH!
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| Winthof: i will piss on you
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| koko: DrinkFromGlassOf(*beer); has just caused an unhandled exception, brb
|
| koko: damnit, dereferencing the content of my glass just caused another unhandled exception
|
| N@t: at least I am dominated by whip
|
| Stof: dav@gitgud.friedmarsbar
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| goreston: ooh yeah, talk dirty to me
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| Pat :O Log: my floppy kielbasa is tingling
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| THG I DaV: aztek you're just salty because your civilisation died out long ago
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| goreston: onlyfans.com/this_is_the_push
|
| Pipper: Laughing at my sentry is a GOOD job mate!
|
| sham1: you don't need to quote people all the time
|
| THG I steel rat: They all appear to be ... shit
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| stonks: you're just so milkable
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| Aztek: guns are for pussies, real men throw piss
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| SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: WASHING MACHINES LIVE LONGER WITH SHAM GONE
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Straight in bloody hell! I've impressed myself there!
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| Aztek: scramble my ass
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| THG I DaV: ban zapo, his box and his label printer
|
| Aztek: every kill by DaV is like domination
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| z@p0: hotel? trivago. Piss? Ivory. Wine? Aeryn. Balls? Pat.
|
| Kaibz: Hey pat! Hey pat! Show me those BALLS!
|
| Pat :O Log: so DaV is a reason why dinosaurs died?
|
| Aztek: we lost, but I stabbed z@po 5 times, so that's a win in its own way
|
| mat_est: asdfgg, got uber, and was immediatelly ran over by train
|
| mat_est: zapo the kind of the guy who finishes function names with please
|
| Boris: Yes take the healthpack so I can burn you longer!
|
| sarsn: got some important info ..... need to poop
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: shut it, I'm trying to google something while you're dying!
|
| sham1: someone like me who's not me...an imposter!
|
| Aztek: no one can trash DaV like Kaibz
|
| Fluff: well suck my teeth sideways and call me a bunny
|
| ivory: akul is a menace akul: sometimes medics bite back
|
| BND: I hate it when people can actually aim
|
| THG I Bungle: get bungled you scottish bastard
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| Bruh: LET'S KICK BUBBLEGUM AND CHEW ASS
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| goreston: oh my balls are wet
|
| Boris: I've been run over by a TRAIN!
|
| Winthof: fish chocolate, a a hidden gem
|
| TinyPixel: I'm a barbie girl!
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| chocolate milk conglomerate: that's me
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| chocolate milk conglomerate: no
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| sarsn: its my penis enlargement
|
| Kaibz: blu was doing fine until Dav came back
|
| TheKnigget: Aww I blew my horn too early
|
| THG I DaV: I think my pan is broken Derfy: A skillet issue?
|
| theKnigget: I'm not motivated by German penises, sorry
|
| olshi: quote
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| SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: Aww I blew my load too early
|
| Boris: I have a cunning plan!
|
| DFE: admins censoring wank quotes
|
| AliloH: ok boomerwater AliloHoHoHo (Disconnect by user.)
|
| THG I BigT: Sauerkraut is good though
|
| Boris: Well if you're going to do silly stuff like taunt in a war zone you deserve to die
|
| ProbleMedic: Such an angry milk boy
|
| goreston: DaV soaked in his own piss - must be the weekend
|
| TheKnigget: dav please remove pat's ball ty THG I DaV: a patsectomy?
|
| Kaibz: I like to use early!
|
| Kaibz: Is the pizza geometry course, like circles...and stuff?
|
| goreston: Kaibz wouldn't lie to us...
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| TinyPixel@THG: dav i need a kapsalon quote
|
| goreston: After a tebbing like that I won't be able to sit down for a week
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| goreston: Telling z@p0 to survive is like telling a fish to fly
|
| Kaibz: z@p0 is the hero, I can't believe it
|
| ro_Dr2024: are you talking about the spoon as the kitchen thing or as a sexual position?
|
| Bondi: Kaibz is like a storm in my pants
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: Can discord comments be made server quotes?
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| Bubbah: ah, i have missed the sweet sound of voys whip on me backside
|
| Kangaroo: Stop stealing my metal you stupid sniper!
|
| olshi: i feel useless without piss
|
| SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: I'll show you my box if you show me yours
|
| sham1: Dominated by dav!? This is unacceptable!
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: i fluff pyros
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| ivory: i will peel that smug banana off of your face bigt
|
| goreston: my magic? hold on, let me get some lube
|
| ProbleMedic: on a scale of 1 to aeryn, how confused are you?
|
| Pipper: I have bad news. Pringles tube is empty
|
| goreston: a million quotes about penises and not a single mention of vagina. it's like the spice girls did it all for nothing
|
| THG I toomtoom!: heavies from the rear, pyros blasting to the face.. good
|
| ro_Dr∞: I've been gased with my own gas!
|
| Kaibz: spy on you ...erm...someone....
|
| Kaibz: Oh FRICK - balls in the face
|
| Kaibz: I don't know what I'm doing, sorry
|
| Pat :O Log: I want to stick my floppy kielbasa in that sentry!
|
| Kaibz: DaV is a spy, we should be safe
|
| TinyPixel: Prob, get into the tree with me
|
| Kaibz: Piss is...illegal
|
| THG I BigT: There's no 'blame BigT' quote. Nice
|
| koko: Don't shoot me while I'm laughing at you!
|
| Kaibz: *shakes fist* I'll give you some feedback alright...
|
| Dkz: why are you reading this chat? dont you have anything better to do?
|
| THG I DaV: almost airshot Teb, then I woke up
|
| N@t: I saw your penis head and then I suicide ...
|
| N@t: I stole Dav piss
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: *gasps* chocolate milk!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Yassss I'm in the bloody box!
|
| Dkz: sheep are nice and fluffy
|
| Luke: another day another tebbing
|
| Stimor: aeryn was sober last night, then she woke up
|
| sham1: Buy me flowers next time you are thinking of ramming me like that
|
| mat_est: Dav doesn't need porn, he has all our quotes here in the server
|
| mat_est: there hasn't been any quotes with the word mushroom, really
|
| ProbleMedic: Who brings a flamethrower to a fist fight?!
|
| Boris: It's my birthday and I'm covered in piss!
|
| Stimor: can i have your coffin after you've completely decomposed
|
| Kaibz: You can take my life....but you'll never take my CHOCOLATES!
|
| Kaibz: I *need* some piss!
|
| Kaibz: *pleasantly surprised* OH! There's a hole here!
|
| TheKnigget: i propose we should autobalance based on how cool people are relative to dav
|
| Kaibz: This is good, this is good, this is good. We should, we should, we should!
|
| sham1: A tortilla waits for no man
|
| Stimor: teb is like the sound you hear when you drop a wet towel on the floor
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: !pav dav
|
| Kaibz: Aiming is HARD! Don't quote me on that
|
| Kaibz: Rage meter overload
|
| TinyPixel: Please for the love of god, someone help me
|
| sham1: Oh, so it's not just zapo that abandons patients
|
| Teb: DaV is back, let's make him a snack!
|
| mat_est: Got sandwiched between Dave and Not Dave :o
|
| Dkz: my cannon is going into the box
|
| ivory: i might be stupid
|
| Stimor: !delete kids
|
| Stimor: early snail beats the turtle as they say
|
| Kaibz: Oh the balls in the face!!!
|
| THG I DaV: I'm an idiot
|
| THG I BigT: accidentally balled a spy in the face
|
| las3r_turk3n: red has small sausages
|
| james: hell hath no fury like a pyro missing 20 hp calling for a medic
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: What did you do? THG I BigT: I fisted him and made him laugh
|
| Aztek: come here, o DaV, lot's of whisky and haggis here
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: it's not the size of the spawn but how you use it
|
| Boris: Save me z@p0. Save me and I'll love you forever
|
| elchi: Impossible
|
| christmas z@b0x: Dear Santa, please make elchi more quoteable, sincerely boxman
|
| Kaibz: Hmmmmm, OH YEAH
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: we did it kamarat! *Pipper voice*
|
| Kaibz: he's not as ugly as z@po'ass
|
| Kaibz: Piss piss piss piss piss!
|
| ro_Dr2023: Save Aeryn, kill grapes!
|
| goreston: the rampant stimor is actually one of Anne Summers' better sellers - Stimor: i have become rampant, destroyer of words
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: rampant stimor
|
| Boris: Give me your BANANA!
|
| THG I toomtoom!: not all bananas are a snack
|
| Kaibz: You know what they say, what doesn't kill you...disappoints you
|
| Kaibz: Stop blaming my perfectly round ass
|
| Kaibz: That's right you saw NOTHING!
|
| z@p0: just reminder your pizza is delivered in boxes so I take a tax in the form of pizza slice
|
| sham1: I wanted to get me a zapo and you denied me. For shame steel
|
| Pat :O Log: polish is not a language, its random key pushing
|
| THG I suski: Is it long, flowing and gorgeous? ProbleMedic: No it's short and mediocre
|
| Kaibz: In the HOLE!
|
| THG I DaV: i'm running like aeryn when it's an open bar
|
| Nugget: any team with big daddy should get a head start tbh
|
| mat_est: Covered in piss! Euwww
|
| sto: long-ass hair or long ass-hair?
|
| Bubbah: oh no, who's gonna whip me when voy isnt here :(
|
| Fester: I was just letting a random one off
|
| Bubbah: I'm coming for that ass Voy! U better watch out
|
| sham1: I'm in a TREEEE!
|
| Pat :O Log: flashbanging a cat sounds like some new sex possition
|
| Rayman: I have enough piss quotes on this server already
|
| Rayman: I don't want to pan you, I just want to piss on you
|
| voy: I haven't given my consent for my messages to be stored as quotes. See you at the European court of justice dav!
|
| AliloH: ok badwater AliloH left the game (Disconnect by user.)
|
| ivory: you got skewered like a common kebab dav
|
| KLar.: play cod u camper
|
| sham1: I didn't expect to receive piss facts today, but here we are
|
| Lyon: appreciate my piss Bubbah🐾: i don't like drowning on piss
|
| THG l aerynsun mom: TinyPixel is behind us? Where is that little shit
|
| sham1: What kind of a quote is that?!
|
| THG l aerynsun mom: /(
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I've just been pissed on!
|
| olshi: eins, zwei, drei ... i do not sink we brought enough bodybags
|
| græy: these cliffs are very dangerous
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Helloooooo
|
| Stimor: no banana no gain
|
| SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: Judge, jury and kicksecutioner
|
| Alice Cadave: voy just appears when i least expect him - ivory: like a silent fart
|
| ProbleMedic: was pat, he whacked me in the face with his bottle
|
| Stimor: sry aeryn but you looked lost, so I unlosted you
|
| lyon: here's another quote
|
| ProbleMedic: i just wanted nat !
|
| [SM] ADMIN: Kicked Balls of uranium
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| voy: I can spray, but it does nothing
|
| Stimor: i still say it counts as spawncamping if we run in fear from bigt to our spawn
|
| Teb: don't be that person *Steel' voice*
|
| Kaibz: Woah that was HOT!
|
| Dkz: You're so dirty Kaibz. Kaibz: Thaaaat's right!
|
| Kaibz: I clicked it, I SWEAR!
|
| Kaibz: We don't need your sausage
|
| Kaibz: you can take my life, you won't take my sandvich
|
| z@p0: i knew Red Wine wouldnt play here long when aeryn is on server
|
| Stimor: nats naps & noms, a bed & breakfast
|
| Boris: What are you doing cat? No not on the KEYBOARD!
|
| Teb: You should do more teb-checking
|
| TinyPixel@THG: it's Teb - use it!!
|
| Bag hate of pain: ban suski for halloween, christmas, new year
|
| TheKnigget: I could just teabag at a faster rate, couldn't I?
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I'm going to go sit and cry in the corner now
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Oh come on, that is so not fair!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: If you want me to take that off again Kaibz, let me know
|
| Kaibz: no head for you
|
| Kaibz: we don't want your sausage, z@p0
|
| Kaibz: Ohhhh so many balls!
|
| Derotzka: Stop being such a baby, we all have to play maps we don't like
|
| Stimor: instructions unclear, teabagging
|
| Nugget: im not saying anything about jarate, i dont want to be quoted
|
| Boris: That bloody toilet paper blocked me from getting out
|
| kaibz: dav your piss is weak
|
| THG I DaV: get in the lava you fuck....
|
| Pat :O Log: dracululu is sucking chocolate from croissants
|
| 1plyToiletPaper@THG: When you need someone to wipe your ass dont come crawling back to me
|
| Kaibz: Ahh the piss was too strong!
|
| olshi: amazing how many things you can get stuck on when a pyro chases you
|
| sanji soda: sv_bigballs_mode 1
|
| Mortis: i whipped you because i thought you were a horse
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I just got banana'd. Better than being tea-bagged I guess
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: There's no favouritism when it comes to quotes. Gotta drop people in the shit
|
| N@t: DaV, all I can see is your banana
|
| gary the guy: you've been garryed
|
| Mortis: i'll name my son after you, gary - he's 43
|
| mat_est: I came out of the tele, to see Pipper's huge heavy face saying kiss me :D
|
| Kaibz: *with more enthusiasm than before* HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
|
| Kaibz: HRRRRRRRR
|
| koko: do you like tele? warm tele? NO! I like it hot!
|
| Kaibz: Oh you don't want to come in? Fine! Bar is closed!
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: i got 99 problems and ProbleMedic is one of them
|
| Kaibz: Come on Freeflow, do your dirty little thing
|
| Pat :O Log: I was obliterated with a bottle! And its before 8 pm!
|
| kaibz: balls in the face z@p0
|
| theKnigget: I don't know where the back door is
|
| .erik: CMON maaaaan
|
| .erik: !q erik - .erik (real) :(
|
| SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: Umm that's a bit too deep
|
| THG I toomtoom!: it's not team Fairtress 2
|
| THG I toomtoom!: i can't do naything right tonite :D - THG I toomtoom!: even speeling
|
| sarsn: what is that sentry made of - voy: anti sarsn metal
|
| *SPEC* maVil: FINALLY [AFK Manager] maVil was kicked for being AFK too long.
|
| Stimor: POINT ME TOWARDS YOUR FAMILY
|
| THG I toomtoom!: i'm unquotable!
|
| ro_Dr2023: I just got killed by a fruit disguised as a vegetable
|
| TinyPixel: Did you just throw a sandvich at me and say, EAT IT!?
|
| treulosetomate: every q is an rq
|
| [LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: They were all over our back doors
|
| Kaibz: That's a nice quote indeed!
|
| H...: wife came home, had to say hello at least
|
| Alice Cadaver: why so many ass quotes about voy?
|
| Big Daddy: This isn't wacky! *rage quits*
|
| Jeff: Don't premature, don't premature, don't premature!
|
| ivory: dav went spinning like a common helicopter
|
| TinyPixel: The more you suffer, the happier I am
|
| Pipper: B-r-r-r-r-r-t
|
| Dkz: I finally got it up after all these years
|
| [LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: We need to haul ass, people!
|
| Bubbah: Don't be upsetti have some spaghetti
|
| THG steel rat: bollocks
|
| goreston: help me olshi, i'm weak and covered in pee
|
| sillys: boris are you like 50?
|
| TinyPixel: I couldn't get the fucking thing out. It was stuck under my eyelid
|
| KB: aww I'm so sad, please send your complaint to: no_one_cares@ryanair.com
|
| Boris: Cmon, get it up, QUICKLY!
|
| Kaibz: Jumping is dangerous
|
| olshi: mom has many edgy quotes
|
| wtabs: i don't have a quote
|
| Drama Cadaver: why so many ass quotes about voy?
|
| Big Daddy: This isn't wacky! *rage quits*
|
| Pipper: New balls, please
|
| Jeff: Don't premature, don't premature, don't premature!
|
| ivory: dav went spinning like a common helicopter
|
| TinyPixel: The more you suffer, the happier I am
|
| Pipper: B-r-r-r-r-r-t
|
| Dkz: I finally got it up after all these years
|
| [LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: We need to haul ass, people!
|
| Bubbah: Don't be upsetti have some spaghetti
|
| THG I steel rat: bollocks
|
| goreston help me olshi, i'm weak and covered in pee
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| silly: boris are you like 50?
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| TinyPixel: I couldn't get the fucking thing out. It was stuck under my eyelid
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| voy: poop your pants
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| Boris: Cmon, get it up, QUICKLY!
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| Kaibz: Jumping is dangerous
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| Kaibz: Oh I feel dirty. This is dirty!
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| wtabs: i don't have a quote
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| hooah: crabs I'm afraid that was too deep for me, please be gentler
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| Communism: hi
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| ivory: tiny i hope you wake up to many unsettling gnomes giving you sleep paralysis
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| TinyPixel: I could not, but i'm not gonna not
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I need to keep my mouth shut
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| Pipper: *worried* Spy...LuLu...uh, uh...Tiny...uh, shit. Sorry!
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| THG I aerynsun mom: thats a spy! No...that's boris
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| TinyPixel: Did you fart? THG I BigT: quite heavily. Wanna smell?
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| ro_Dr2023: can we have some spycheck? I can't upgrade my stuff and spycheck at the same time
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| Stimor: N@t do you say 'chu chu' when you push a shopping cart at the store? z@p0: N@t, what about cart in disneyland :D ?
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| theKnigget: I took advantage of everyone's rear
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| Pipper: fear me sarsn: I do now
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| ro_Dr2023: I will definately not stay to play this )/(/(&/ZUZT&/&¤E of a map
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| Stimor: zapo flashes forest animals he aint THAT much of a gentleman
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| THG I suski: There's always a banana floating around somewhere
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Those bloody balls Pat, go away!
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| Stimor: i was being a dead
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Get OFF me you peasant!
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| theKnigget: Hit DaV from the rear for maximum damage
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| goreston: ban baguette and her collection of isopods
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| TinyPixel@THG: Voy next giveaway should be your steam account so i can delete it
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| TinyPixel@THG: Dave next time you hump me im gonna run over to you and kick you in the balls
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| N@t: Don't listen to DaV, because yeah, DaV
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| z@p0: box yourself banana boy! :P
|
| goreston: I'm not dead, I just smell funny
|
| SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: Oh no, goreston can't blow me
|
| pumpkin: why is this server so obssesed with piss
|
| Luke: Don't quote that
|
| SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: im not paying my tv lisence so i dont need a tele
|
| Dkz: can i get some nuts in my face, for free, when I fly with airKB?
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Stop wriggling ya scottish git!
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| Kaibz: Who's got the highest IQ? That would be Pat and his big...balls!
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| goreston: you can work my flanks any time you like knigget
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| N@t: I killed you with your own pan
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| Pipper: Upgrading the tele...Mr Bum
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| Freeflow: wow thanks Dav.
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| N@t: You're not getting old Freeflow. You're already old
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| koko: by 'cock' you mean the animal, yes?
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| TinyPixel@THG: This went from going well to going absolutly fucking shit
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| THG I suski: I had to move away from my chair because one of my dogs farted under it
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| james: if god wanted me to play normally, he wouldn't have created that crossbow sightline
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| james: is there a way to limit classes only for specific players? just asking
|
| Baguette de pain:ban problem and his poo
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| Baguette de pain: ban steel and his cobra...
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| ro_Dr2023: I definately do not play this to get killed in spawn door 4 times in a row!. *user has disconnected from server*
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| theKnigget: if you shank me again lulu i will go to france and replace all croissants with chocolate versions
|
| Teb: last second tebbing
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| Kaibz: Thanks DaV, thank you so much
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| Kaibz: Yes....but yes
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| TinyPixel: Give me some chill
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| TinyPixel: Yeah my arse started to hurt after that
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| THG I suski: I can't talk for a few minutes, I'm trying to eat a footlong subway
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| z@p0: elchi, sometimes after working hours I pretend to be a hat :P
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| Kaibz: I'm not hiding, it's tactical!
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Your sacrifice was appreciated and also quite hilarious
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| z@p0: Wobba, dont trust gore, he loves abandoning his meds and blame them afterward
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| THG I owen: I'm fisting as fast as I can!
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| ProbleMedic: I was thinking about that joke too, but I didn't say it as I'm a decent human being
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Karma...biatch!
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| Luke: I keep dying to snipers THG suski: how does that feel?
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| THG I owen: someone stole my umbrella today
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| ProbleMedic: How did I fail so utterly?!
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| The Grand Mac: Take a shower, admins, you smell like Reddit.
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| THG I suski: I'm not bothered about snipers feelings
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| TinyPixel: I can handle any sword, long or short
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| TinyPixel: OMG the brownie is warm!
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| TinyPixel: Holy shit that's a lot bigger than I thought it'd be
|
| TinyPixel: Anything can fit with the right mindset
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| TinyPixel: I was hoping for something creamy
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| TinyPixel: I like it big
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| THG I DaV: It's massive! TinyPixel: Thanks
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I fed the seal a lot of food and he looks very fat now
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| THG I Bungle: you bastard :D
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| THG I owen: I am an amazing person with amazing quotes
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| DFE: i'm obsessed with dav?
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| ivory: dfe probably has a shrine for dav in his living room w/ how obsessed he is with dav, it's ok
|
| Smilez: I quote is like a tattoo, if you have one you never get rid of it.
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| THG I owen: i am quote-less
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| ivory: tiny + dav i will flatten ur tall hats
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| THG I owen: great
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| THG I owen: yello
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| Freeflow: Cmon you just need to touch it
|
| olshi: omg i am dueling a huntsman
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Oh I fell in the hole!
|
| H...: set toes to curl
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| THG I suski: Bloody crit hit the doorframe!
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| ro_Dr2023: I had enough of being spy bait. If I don't throw myself from thee window for shame, I'll see you tomorrow. Good night
|
| H...: my self awareness is not great
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| M: You can't complain about being quoted
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| Boris: Get on the point you cowards. It's only death!
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| Kaibz: mmmmm paninis
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| Boris: Noooo cat, get off the keys! Get off the keys!
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| THG I aerynsun mom: If it's Kaibz-shaped, kill it!
|
| Jimi: gsajdgjsh
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| james: kaibz you literally had no idea what jalapeno is 2 months ago
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Oh...just walked into a door
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| THG I DaV: Thanks N@t, you're the best
|
| ivory: roasted u like a banana bbq
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| goreston: Imagine if I could aim a shotgun THG I BigT: Then you wouldn't play pyro
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| (-:RjF:-) Alexi [Minigun Bro']: 30 seconds is exactly what my girlfriend says
|
| AlphaOmega: zapo for dav, is that good trade?
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| DFE: PLEASE STOP MOVING WHEN I'M TRYING TO ARROW YOU I HAVE BAD AIM
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| DFE: jimi puts hagelslag on her broodje leverworst
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| Derotzka: z@p0 is indeed very disappointing
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| james: verz obscure question, is there anz tf2 command to reload mz kezboard lazout so y and z are not swapped
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| Pat :O Log: I ball'd myself today...
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| N@t: That was not fair, but at least I have your pan!
|
| N@t: Can you just die?!
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| Teb: even game decided it was too much tebbing
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| Arx: That felt like a THG gangbang
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| Freeflow: omg learn to aim freeflow
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| Pat :O Log: kill that garlic man!
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| Pat :O Log: thank god! no more Kaibz's sex sounds...
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Some of mine are quite dodgy
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| Fluff: you need to be able to manage the girth of it
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I think I'm just go over to the corner and cry now
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| goreston: does anybody else worry that we've all heard kaibz's sex noises without realising it?
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| olshi: a server with many medic mains is a healthy server
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| Pat :O Log: I swear! I'm better when im drunk ;p
|
| Kaibz: I got balls in the face!
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| goreston: Kaibz has got no sandvich. Kill him!
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| goreston: kaibz may be staying alive, but i've got saturday night fever, and the only prescription is slain medics
|
| Kaibz: Sorry I don't know what I'm doing
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| DFE: *to ivory* i'd piss on your grave but i'd just do you a favour
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| Derotzka: She hasn't rage quit, she's getting a plane ticket to z@p0's house to slap him
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| KB: what do you call an aeryn without a glass of wine? a spy
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| [LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: hey, stop using my body as a teacup
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| M: No no no, don't you fall before I piss on you!
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Stop it before you make the hole even bigger!
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| Kaibz: No fuel. Sorry. Shit!
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| (-:RjF:-) Alexi [Minigun Bro']: push madam, I see the head
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| Kaibz: Pizza has been transformed to useful energy
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I got too many pairs of shoes. I cannot buy anymore
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| Fluff: hm?
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I was squashed by the DOOR!
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| kaibz: the cap is spying
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| Teb: Dav eats only tebberoni pizza
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| THG I DaV: ugh, dirty butt pizza lover got me :C
|
| lolo: chuckle
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| lolo: *squeak*
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| Kaibz: Piss on the sentry. Nice!
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| Kaibz: someone touch it! someone touch it!
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| Pat :O Log: my balls are too small for dav :C
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| Kaibz: n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no!
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| THG I suski: You take it any way you like
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| Dkz: I was trying to get the right angle, Boris
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| Pipper: Burn zem all...wunderba!
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| dakkafex: ...
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| Boris: Don't say anything, they'll just quote it against you
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| Pipper: I never said that
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| Pipper: Rapid sausage. Mmm Mmm
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| THG I aerynsun mom: We're not alcoholics; they go to meetings. We're drunks, we go camping
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| Dkz: what do you do when you are sick? koth
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Hi Lulu, bye LuLu, die Lulu
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| Derotzka: Don't you dare club that seal
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| ro_Dr2023: I panick ubered the spy
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| Kaibz: Come at me bro
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| goreston: 6 minutes? I've had shits that take longer than that
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| sarsn: where are the sluts
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| z@p0: Hotel? Trivago. Piss? Ivory
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| theKnigget: nugget where is big daddy? Nugget: making me a sandwich
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| Alice Cadaver: my mother one time told me, if i wanted someone to leave me alone to just be myself and give it a bit of time
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| davey: stallberg - the main event
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| Stimor: may your toast slip out of your hand and land upside down, voy
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| Nugget: i just wanted to pee on you for the sake of it
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| Alice Cadaver: that pee was slightly too early nugget, i wasn't on fire yet, but thank you
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| Stimor: tf2 needs dav, like a car needs a horn, or something
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| N@t: everything is sexual here. Stimor is giving his balls to voy
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| N@t: wait what is the meaning of nuts in English
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| goreston: MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS
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| Dkz: When something is going wrong, you must whip it!
|
| Stimor: AAAA A DINOSAUR Stimor left the game (Disconnect by user.)
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| H...: ME = IDTIOT H...: FSS
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| voy: I like me some strawberry milk
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| KraXXXel: killing a man with his pan out is a warcrime spycraps
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| TheEpicburito: it is worth dying to see kaibz covered in piss
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| Kaibz: I don't have a sandvich, I don't have a sandvich. Oh...I have a sandvich
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| Baguette de pain: ban kaibz and his shark
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| Kaibz: YOU and your piss!
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| koko: i'm not afk, i'm drunk
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| Kaibz: Fuck sorry! ...wrong button...
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| olshi: Have I been tebbed?
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| Kaibz: It's fully hard right now
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| Stimor: ba-na-hell-NAW
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| Stimor: when i tried coffee as a kid i accidentally put salt in it instead of sugar but i figured i can balance it out with sugar.
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| THG I the_steel_rat1: I want you close to me Kim...not that way!
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| goreston: I could not get in the hole
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| (-:RjF:-) Alexi [Minigun Bro': it will fit like dad in mom
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| Baguette de pain: ban steel and his duck
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| Pat :O Log: forgot to take out my balls :I
|
| ro_Dr2023: Bloody pyros, they come in pairs now
|
| james: james: quoting yourself is kinda weird
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| KB: shit map, or worse map... what a great set of options
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| Luke: milk vs piss the ultimate showdown
|
| bivory: i will curdle you if you throw milk @ me
|
| DF)DS#RFEIDGJEWIF: *at TinyPixel* nahhh he taunted because he was butthurt
|
| N@t: Voybee pushed me out of my tree, that's rude!
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| THG I aerynsun mom: If you shout out 'penis', N@t will appear
|
| olshi: i heard the random crit and knew i was fucked
|
| Dkz: Dave I feel you're putting everything I say into the quotes now
|
| Dkz: DaV is on FIRE tonight!
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| goreston: Dkz does have a PhD, a pretty huge...doctorate
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| [F2P] MalCo: 2 types of people in THG: ass people and piss people.
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| Dkz: Looking at my quotes, they seem to be mostly ass related
|
| james: born too late to explore earth, born too early to explore space... born just in time to explore wierd fruit-opinions on tf chat
|
| james: you know, dav gets shittalked here a lot when he's not around, but i honestly don't think he's that bad
|
| snuggle mcmuffins: i love getting pissed on by australian men
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| Lyon: heres my quote
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| Boris: It seems everyone is getting blown off today
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| goreston: He's pissed on, let's get him
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| THG aerynsun mom: Just remember if it's z@p0 shaped, kill it!
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| H...: after suffering on blue last round, the sympathy account is overdrawn
|
| goreston: You can play your little trumpet all you want, it won't save you
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| THG I DaV: save the planet, recycle boxman
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| Kumskott: A MINUTE?! Look at Mr stamina over here
|
| Dkz: knigget, prepare your butthole
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| james: please report to thg's penis inspection discord channel immediately
|
| Kaibz: *with spinning mini-gun* aeryn come back! I want to show you something!
|
| Pipper: *big sigh* penetration
|
| Pipper: Teb is an animal
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| Boris: I knew I shouldn't have had that bath; takes away my natural musk
|
| Baguette de pain: ban boris and his horse
|
| TheEpicburito: damn I have only 3 quotes so far
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Come 'ere ya agfbdsrgtferhvfer
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| goreston: piss on my ass DaV
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| ro_Dr2023: I keep getting killed by kangaroos
|
| spilskinanka: i have no quotes
|
| The Tiny Desk Engineer: Context is optional with quotes
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| TinyPixel@THG: Teb backwards is bet. And i bet you didnt know that
|
| ivory: Teb looked at me and I died
|
| M: Maybe he's not quoteable enough. That's a me quote
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: gerson and dorfy through the door
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| goreston: anyway, that's all my serious advice. fuck all y'all, I am the best THG I suski: yes what gore said
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| ivory: !nominate koth_nippletwister
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| ivory: piss recruitment
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| Baguette de pain: ban mom, her dog, her cat and her rabbit
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| Fnif: Piss on me! Piss on me! Quickly!
|
| N@t: Where is zapo, I want to blame him
|
| james: i must have angered some gods today.... first, all the good porn subreddits go on a strike, and now this
|
| THG I BigT: Do you have your...pee ready?
|
| Luke: Okay, I'm just going to flash everyone
|
| Akul: they are starting to go soft and wrinkly unfortunately
|
| Kaibz: get average, get Davbox
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| davey: I must leave my planet needs me
|
| Kaibz: Thanks I knew that was coming
|
| Kaibz: Awhhh, balls in my face
|
| Kaibz: Shit, can't aim!
|
| THG I BigT: God damnit your banana is in my face!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I hate to ask this Luke, but 'you got any wee'?
|
| ro_Dr2023: This is a panic uber
|
| goreston: sample text: 'Ooh BigT, the spin cycle's not the only thing that goes at 6000rpm' whimpered Dav, seductively
|
| goreston: I remember saying it, I don't remember it being quoted
|
| Derfy: aeryn likes teleporters into grinders
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| z@p0: dav, keep your banana away from my box
|
| konrad: That was a clutch flash, doctor!
|
| konrad: I'm the perfect mix of Klarr and Aeryn
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| TheEpicburito: is there a me quote here somewhere?
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| james: stallberg, pier, sleep, repeat, stallberg, pier, sleep, repeat
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| james: wait till you smell my gf's farts
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| ro_Dr2023: that is so quatable
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| THG I The Steel Rat: I had three fucks in a row
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| TinyPixel: Too liquidy, need thicker piss
|
| olshi: feeding pyros in 2023
|
| THG I BigT: Holy fuck, I'm so high!
|
| z@p0: mom rq
|
| Kaibz: Someone is doing something
|
| z@p0: koko.generateRandomMemePlease();
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| theknigget: That's it smith, smack it harder
|
| THG I suski: just going to go bash the slush puppy
|
| N@t: I just come to kill DaV
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I'm aware I'm odd, it's fine
|
| z@p0: stop paffing me for crimes you've made mom! :<
|
| THG I BigT: This team has no W button
|
| M: I think quite a few quotes of mine are about quotes
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| M: Context doesn't matter for quotes
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| piss has joined the game ManaDood: ivory's alt
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| ivory: why are all of tinys quotes sexual
|
| Pipper: My banana is not purple
|
| ivory: it's ok we don't need textures, we can just rawdog the map
|
| N@t: it seems bananas are fat this round
|
| N@t: NEXMTAP, N@t: nexmtpa, N@t: shit
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I think I just left the server, I hit the tinder key
|
| N@t: I prefer to be covered in pee rather than dead
|
| goreston: I'm a big fat dominator
|
| Fnif: Blow me, blow me blow me!
|
| SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: That's my bloody sandvich!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: That's Pat with the balls!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Prob what are you doing?! ProbleMedic: Trying to fist
|
| Freeflow: Do NOT quote that
|
| Freeflow: i prematurely exploded :'(
|
| Freeflow: You throw another flare at me and we'll be having words...AAHHHH!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I'm glad knigget said that, I'd forgotten where I put my sentry
|
| goreston: If you think his cannon is impressive, you should see his balls
|
| H...: sex with a cheese grater is better than moonbase
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| z@p0: bit harder please
|
| Heimerdinger: I keep getting killed by the heavy twins
|
| Helmsman: my corpse was half blu half red so that was new
|
| Kaibz: I'm not a machine TinyPixel: That's what a machine would say
|
| Helmsman: I think we've had enough quotes from Helmsman today lol
|
| Helmsman: there's always one hall of death nominator
|
| H...: a pity quote! Helmsman: Go pity yourself H
|
| Helmsman: yay, more cliffs
|
| Stimor: my tf2 updated when i launched WHATS NEW Stimor: WHERES THE HATS
|
| Stimor: always spin to confuse your enemies and your own orientation
|
| Kaibz: Piss! Oh it's BLU piss. That's okay
|
| Pipper: mgjndfg9945u mk
|
| Kaibz: nominate pl_vodka_a1
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| Kaibz: Balls.
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| Kaibz: OH NO....gravity
|
| goreston: It'll take more than your filthy piss to stop me
|
| theKnigget: Why are you chasing me?! goreston: boredom
|
| goreston: the worst thing about DaV joining is now we can't even claim to be pox-ridden granny-bangers without it being used against us
|
| Boris: I got gangbanged by a pair of pyros
|
| Kaibz: Go for it, go for it. It should be here...it's not here!
|
| Kaibz: Oh fuck yes!!
|
| koko: my big butt kept it open
|
| olshi: tired of getting backstabbed? then i could recommend: turning around.
|
| olshi: poked the wrong fatty
|
| THG I DaV: *throws chocolate croissant at lolo*
|
| goreston: DaV's gone. Finally I can say all the stupid shit that comes into my head without fear of it lasting forever
|
| goreston: I will give you money to remove the last quote
|
| goreston: I wouldn't, but that's cause I have both a fetish for old people and chlamydia
|
| Kaibz: Allllllllllllllllllllright
|
| ro_Dr2023: no pyro slot... I'll just rq
|
| TinyPixel: Two quotes in one day? I'm on a streak
|
| TinyPixel: There's a soldier behind you KFC manager!
|
| TinyPixel: Cornflakes on chicken wings?
|
| H...: OH YOU COLOURLESS BANANA YOU
|
| Kaibz: Teb is tebbing on the right side
|
| Pipper: EVERYONE, I am on FIRE!
|
| Boris: Mmm deep fried Pipper...leave me alone what have I done?!
|
| Stimor: when your deathcam has 10 enemies you feel like you got killed proper
|
| Stimor: I fear H might pocket my stickies and walk off with them
|
| goreston: I knew that was going to happen, I could feel it coming
|
| THG I DaV: yeah taking cock shots
|
| Dkz: Ban me bro!
|
| z@p0: stimor, sue them. nobody'll believe white banana and wine-woman :P
|
| THG I DaV: konRAD, more like konUNCOOL
|
| ShiftyJaffa: Brick! Brick! Take it off!
|
| THG I BigT: Derfy come back so I can murder you
|
| Stimor: Don't feed N@t after midnight
|
| ivory: !recycle tinypixel
|
| Kaibz: Oh the PISS exploded in his face!
|
| KB: kb is a scout because he doesn't rage quit when he can't get a pyro
|
| ro_Dr2023: I will definately NOT gonna play koth if I don't have a pyro slot. Good night
|
| Teb: Reverse Tebbing?
|
| N@t: VOYBAN
|
| N@t: DaV downloads minion porn probably
|
| Fnif: DaV's primary job on sniper is throwing piss
|
| Kaibz: Yeah give me your piss, I'll give you mine!
|
| goreston: I'm not a total fucking moron
|
| koko: DaV, I like your contraptions
|
| Kaibz: You have to caress it
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: I GOT KUMMED
|
| theknigget: gore can you get out the way so I can take out the mini
|
| M defeated M in a duel because M left the game.
|
| ivory: i support all tiny pannings
|
| konrad: IT'S ME. IM HIGH PING HEAVY
|
| THG I suski: I couldn't get my whip out!
|
| goreston: i'm gonna hunt you down and do uncomfortable things to you
|
| Huwajux: Dav you are to give in to our demands otherwise i shall nominate moonbase every game. You have 24 hours.
|
| Purple.HaZe.: sorry my banana slipped
|
| goreston: a rare reverse tebbing
|
| Baguette de pain: ban gore forever KB: you miseplt Dav there Baguette
|
| Pat :O Log: all balls and no donk makes Pat a dull boy :I
|
| Huwajux: yay no more hall of death nominations
|
| Luke: Life's good then you get a steelrat up your arse
|
| sham1: It's not about the length of the airshot but how it's used
|
| Kumskott: I couldn't win even if I tried
|
| ShiftyJaff: They've got that bubble thing!
|
| Kumskott: What a noob!
|
| TinyPixel: First you fist me, then you stick a knife up my ass?
|
| z@p0: TebbingHappyGamer taunted me
|
| emie: see badlands is a very fitting name cus you're in the goodlands when you're not playing badlands
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| H...: everyone here has been tebbed at some point or another
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| N@t: I think we cannot judge based on the taste of someone's banana
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| Baguette de pain: MOM PLEASE BAN VOY FOREVER
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| emie: why is everyone behind me today
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| baguette du pain: it wasn;t me, it was my baby
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| Huwajux: key signs of psychopathy: lying often, manipulating others, playing engi on 5cp
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| Stimor: Huh
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| ProbleMedic: So much for 'what happens on mumble stays on mumble'
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| TinyPixel: M is just a letter. His opinion is irrelevant
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| sham1: Swedish rage. Typical
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| ivory: what's a grundle
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| sham1: YOU PISSED ON ME MID-AIR YOU PILLOCK
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Move over tubby, I need some heals!
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| TinyPixel: I thought my H button was F4 for some reason
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| THG I suski: it looked a bit like a gimp mask with a visor over it
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| Ozzak: sv_quote false
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| ivory: imagine not having spray on underwear that dissolves by the end of each day
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| Boris: We also have various silly quotes
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| ShiftyJaffa: Always check the rear voy!
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| THG l aerynsun mum: Who broke Carver's ass?
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I have to do it voy, it's too dodgy
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| Dkz: Ohhh they PEED on me again!
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| THG I DaV: Ohh that was a good shot N@t: It's killing me to say...yes
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| Kaibz: Someone STOLE the sandvich!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I just walked into a chair...
|
| Kaibz: I'm not going in the hole
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| Akul: how can dinosaurs be real if the earth is only 4000 years old?
|
| Pat :O Log: *on cp_dustbowl* z@p0 do you want some feedback on this map?
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| z@p0: dav is joining ... what do we want to play next and why its stallberg ?
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| Baguette de pain: fgu>QZGFaLKf BAN TEAM RED
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| z@p0: pub pushes on dustbowl should be forbidden. I demand adding it to server rules
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| z@p0: Bomben Luft für die Vote!
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| Luke: Tebbing the Teb THG I DaV: one cannot simply 'Teb the Teb'
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| sarsn: oh no boris with his plan
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| ivory: thank you random crits for allowing me to harvest dav
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| [F2P] MalCo: Dav are you a slap person or a pan person? You have to pick a side...
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| ivory: i might be an idiot
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| ivory: see a non pee quote
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| DFE: pineapple on croissants yes/no?
|
| A Flying Whale: shoots foot *headshot*
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| N@t: DaV, I want you to know I saw you burning and I did not help you
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| THG I DaV: what's french for 'I'm an idiot' - THG l aerynsun mom THG I DaV :)
|
| sham1: I did everything correctly yet I still failed
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| KraXXXel: stimor pls move ur sentry an inch to the left - Stimor: how about i move you an inch to the right
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| sham1: Stop peeing on me ivory, I'm not into that kinky shite
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| ivory: where did you find the blind confidence to walk by everyone and then wrench the enemy tele
|
| Jimi: Ohh I did it again
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I think I'm gonna stay down here and play in the oil
|
| Probmedic: at least buy me a beer before you get me from behind
|
| Kumskott: DEFEND me, peasants!
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| Kaibz: Oh scheisse
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I'm giving it a good spank and apparently it's enjoying it!
|
| Dkz: hairy pipper and the goblet of fire
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: It's soooo hard!
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| ivory: *sets flamethrower to seek out zapo*
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| Stimor: I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY
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| ivory: idk about you but im crying over my last braincell
|
| X-Treme: Dav woont in een windmolen
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| goreston: pissnipples
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| ivory: it's like dav scours the chat, ready to insta add piss related quotes
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| tomato: so much piss
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| z@p0: my dear pineapple dero, calm down or you'll end up on pizza in my box
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| sham1: First I get whipped and then I get rocketed. Worst dom ever
|
| Stimor: every frontier rtv gives N@t a grey hair
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| james: one day i'll break up with this server, and i'll ask for all my quotes to be removed
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| james: everyone always asks 'how dav', but never 'how's dav' :'(
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: YA RUDE!
|
| AliloH: voteketchup tomato !!!
|
| Kumskott: Boris, the most oblivious man on this planet.
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| ivory: pat it's illegal in 25 countries to use the short circuit
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| james: you're a funny guy, kaibz... that's why i'm going to kill you last
|
| Helmsman: I was fully cocked and everything
|
| sham1: You try to go deep, but then you just can't go deep enough
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| Dkz: Let me unzip my pants Kaibz
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| Jimi: nobody challenges me to a duel which tells me people are honorable here
|
| Kaibz: Ohhh, you and your piss!
|
| olshi: everyone, we must stop ze dummkopfs
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| THG I suski: I nearly said something that would've become a quote DaV
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| sham1: The tebbing will continue until morale improves
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| sham1: *after being tebbed* Teb, I did not appreciate that one bit
|
| z@p0: something something 69% of sausages are disappointing
|
| Jimi: is everyone drunk since Im on top :D
|
| goreston: next time, pay the extra for a keyboard with a tab key
|
| z@p0: dkz, wanna unbox me :D ?
|
| Oh no ! Lulu !: I'm unpaffable
|
| ProbleMedic: I'd like to buy something from the dutilleul-free-store :D
|
| DFE: my k/d ratio is getting below 5, gn guys
|
| sham1: I feel so rammed
|
| zapo: could someone on server eats our pineapple friend Derotzka and make some space on the server for little box
|
| olshi: have you noticed, rock paper scissors never ends in a draw?
|
| Jimi: i just want to whip someone, is that too much to ask
|
| Kaibz: Watch out, DaV is raging
|
| THG I DaV: the server filled faster than aeryn's trolley in the wine aisle
|
| H...: I need to be at one with my embarrassment
|
| Kaibz: You're too fat for the window
|
| koko: olshi: so many quotes
|
| voy: I see pyro, I shoot
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| ivory: avoiding my rollers is a federal crime
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| græy: when in doubt, whip out your box
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| goreston: Just leave me, I don't deserve the heals
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| Baguette: Yaaaaaay, I'm dead!
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| goreston: Fuck it, let's just get DaV again
|
| Boris: I've got a hole in my head
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| M: Oh no, I got stuck in the door
|
| Kumskott: Never fear, the Kum is here!
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| goreston: I am being picked on
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| goreston: TAKEN FROM BEHIND BY BIG tONY
|
| goreston: That's what the quotes need; more adverbs
|
| goreston: *sarcastically* I'd never deliberately insult DFE like that
|
| goreston: They've got 1 up and it's only DFE
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| sham1: Things are a lot better when you're behind
|
| goreston: steel's therapist: weird medic isn't real, he can't hurt you
|
| THG I suski: Did you nick my banana derfy?!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Put it in the right hole toom
|
| olshi: FEUERWERK
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| THG I suski: You know what's worse than tiling? Cleaning up after tiling
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| Teb: I'm sorry for not providing adequate tebbing support
|
| Freeflow: DaV on a quote spree
|
| THG I BigT: Pop it don't drop it!
|
| Freeflow: *on CP map* where's the cart?
|
| koko: Well, that's definitely not quoteworthy
|
| koko: where's dav? I need someone to blame for my failures
|
| Mr. Jax: dog started barking cuz he thought he heard fireworks except it was me farts
|
| ivory: stimor your shoulder pads look like radioactive ham shanks
|
| voy: rude quote
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| TinyPixel@THG: Dont overthink the kink
|
| Oh no ! Lulu !: oh dav²e
|
| N@t: Kill him but not so quickly, he needs to suffer
|
| Boris: *in MVM* Why am I so afraid of the tele? It's mine!
|
| H...: thing is, as spy, disguise as aeryn medic, you can be where no medic should be and no one bats an eyelid
|
| goreston: asking zapo not to die is like asking a fish not to swim
|
| TinyPixel: I didn't miss. TF2 is bullshit
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: thg website stats are all that matter
|
| ro_Dr2023: I mean... if I was the MVP, then we definitely didn't win
|
| Linc: Pipper come with me. I have a plan!
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| voy: I hope you put salt instead of sugar in your morning coffee lulu^^
|
| THG I suski: We're helping. We're showing you where to put it
|
| theKnigget: was I inside you X-treme?
|
| Fnif: BigT and Derfy is not fun to spy against
|
| Stimor: I once drew a t-rex with a sombrero and named it texosaurus mex
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| Stimor: BURNZORED
|
| TinyPixel: Hey dav can you shove that medi gun up my ass please?
|
| Teb: Tebbing is a good job mate
|
| sham1: stuff['pipper'].touched = true
|
| goreston: we can't play pl_vineyard any more. aeryn drank all the wine and now it's just pl_yard
|
| gunripp0r^be / Obelix^: tiny u made it hard
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| ivory: nice toes
|
| Stimor: voys heavy looks like he had to rush home from a vacation
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| Boris: Oh the cow just had an orgasm
|
| ivory: listen here kumskott ill poop on your door
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: There's a tubby on the cart, you see his belly come round the corner before you see him
|
| Teb: is it zapo season, right? :D
|
| Stimor: rude knob turned to 11
|
| Teb: Dav is the law
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| ivory: teb makes tf2 a horror game :(
|
| Baguette: Avenge me! Oh...you are dead
|
| Teb: I am sending love with these crits
|
| H...: OH DAVE!!
|
| Kaibz: It's hard to find the right angle!
|
| Kaibz: Your balls got me through the wall btw
|
| Pat :O Log: problemedic - more problem than medic
|
| james: anyone else's brain keeps reading the name 'gRnwld' as 'r/gonewild'? no? just me? okay
|
| z@p0: ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ Avada Kedavra
|
| N@t: Someone has been removed from the princess'card list!
|
| [LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: What is normal? james: baby don't hurt me
|
| H...: we need a bit more lead in our pencils blue
|
| olshi: i'm always right, n@t. ro_dr says so and he is always right THG I BigT: :thinking:
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| N@t: ZZZZZ I was pretending to be a banana :(
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| mat_est: If they ever make an AI based on these quotes it'll be some freaky fellow
|
| Kumskott: My realisation when i was the usb stick not plugged in...
|
| Bondi: bald and fluffy everywhere else, that's the way I like it
|
| z@p0: dav, wrong hole
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| ivory: be very careful dero, i ate a pineapple today and im not afraid to do it again
|
| Bondi: I hate you all!
|
| ProbleMedic: You /will/ eat my sandwich!
|
| mat_est: /noninate
|
| N@t: I already told you I'm a princess, so I don't pee
|
| Derotzka: oh my god, I just fat fingered the keyboard and managed to put myself into spectator
|
| ro_Dr2023: I shall give you my bananas when needed
|
| UC.Bloody: I like sandwiches !
|
| THG I aerynsun mum: I hope you're not relewding
|
| The Empire Ant: jeff called me a bellend so thats what i turned into
|
| treulosetomate: sorry for poor my crossbow performance, i am playing with joystick
|
| DFE: Don't quote me again
|
| mat_est: no dav no davberg
|
| Kaibz: I don't want your piss
|
| Kaibz: (to DaV) I don't understand when you talk!
|
| ivory: nice tebbing Pipper: tebbing* lol
|
| THG I DaV: Teb is tebbing again
|
| HaZe: don't worry once the apple has gotten rotten you'll come back to my banana
|
| HaZe: dav beat her in a duel to prove bananas > apples
|
| HaZe: you're too drunk to play rock paper scissors :D
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Oh I love the boosters
|
| N@t: revenge is better than honor ^^
|
| ProbleMedic: NOooooo, fucking pee!
|
| SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: Imagine healing and spychecking at the same time. It's literally impossible
|
| konrad: you were quick on that one
|
| Jack: touch the thing
|
| N@t: Stimor, I am okay to be whipped a little please
|
| ivory: im trying to get away from having the most piss quotes anyway
|
| ivory: a'hoy voy, avoy? bon VOYage??? one of those
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| (py)ro_Dr2023: that should be a quote
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: you're fat shaming the cursor!
|
| THG l suski: I'm nearly sorry
|
| KLar.: omg derfy, ure on crack tonight? wtf these reflects
|
| james: already seend hardwood this morning
|
| (py)ro_Dr2023: that should be quoe
|
| james: i wish i could get a girl that looks at me like kaibz looks at tele exits
|
| ro_Dr2023: Is Onlyfans that nice website about ventilators and HVAC systems?
|
| Stimor: I watch onlyfans for the ventilators
|
| THG I DaV: PAT = Portable Appliance Testing? Pat :O Log: he knows!
|
| mat_est: one day I'll quit again and be productive
|
| z@p0: dav, keep your banana away from my sentry
|
| ivory: are you a pirate Stimor: pls tell us if you are
|
| Stimor: iron bomber Pat :O Log: iron boomer
|
| voy: I don't do furry related stuff HaZe: voy has standards
|
| z@p0: aeryn is afk, lets steal her wine :D
|
| H...: FOR THE IRONY OF ME DIEING TO SPAWM NADES FROM AERYN!
|
| PEEPANTS: we need to take down the banana!
|
| Bondi: Can you go play 'hide the banana' somewhere else?!'
|
| voy: is your car pink stmr?
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: That's DaV, get him!
|
| ivory: vintage jarate is basically just piss wine
|
| Stimor: my pen knife is more pen than knife :(
|
| Stimor: It's ok, I was pretending I was a pigeon.
|
| mat_est: somebody did a quack sound in spawn, there's a duck somewhere :o
|
| Zelmor: hold my beer i will go baguette hunting
|
| THG I DaV: see one spy, throw pee, hit two spies, die to second spy :D
|
| ivory: you cant hide from piss
|
| N@t: restaurant, gift sex mat_est: where can one find such a restaurant?
|
| z@p0: lulu is in paf mode today :o
|
| THG I BigT: ring ring bananaphone
|
| TinyPixel@THG: Lulu can you change your name to LuL please?
|
| Cyn: dave i love you dave: It's too soon for valentines
|
| mat_est: 'check http://www.triggerha-ha you got banned'
|
| Stimor: I heard he scratches himself with a fork whenever hes dominated by anyone
|
| Teb: shovel > pan
|
| N@t: So, voybee is dominating me from whipping me all of the time
|
| Boris: I'm unstoppable! Oh, bugger!
|
| (-:RjF:-) Alexi [Minigun Bro']: I'm sorry. I'm not sorry
|
| Baguette de pain: Luke can you play another game?
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: You want more than just the tip? That's a bit greedy
|
| N@t: BAN BANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
|
| Kaibz: It's time, it's time, it's time. Shit
|
| THG I suski: Sorry I wasn't concentrating, I was eating custard
|
| THG I thesteelrat: Quick! Milk him!
|
| ro_Dr2023: I am well known for making bad decisions in life
|
| Kaibz: I'm too fat for the window!
|
| goreston: you may have killed me, but i ate your sandvich, so who's the real winner here?
|
| Stimor: finally, the only time of the day i can play sniper *60 seconds later* k they found out my hacks gg wp gl next
|
| Stimor: can kim saying 'huh' be a quote?
|
| Stimor: Blame DaV, frame z@p0
|
| M: you must have said it, or it can't become a quote
|
| goreston: lol hardwood
|
| olshi: players who never use the thanks voice command are suspect
|
| Stimor: it wasnt one of zapos best days - goreston what, like, sexually?
|
| N@t: power of Kumstoo
|
| THG I DaV: I thought he was talking about my lil banana
|
| N@t: Pan, no pee
|
| THG I aerysun: I go into spawn to get a refill of the whats-it-jobbers
|
| james: fungus amungus
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: how have I died 3 times? Oh I suicided as I have my keys mixed up
|
| Stimor: I tried to give you more fire you were running out :( but you burnt alive for unrelated reasons
|
| LuLu: coucou Aeryn :) you are here before Dav :) G O O D ! :)
|
| THG I BigT: #blamedav THG I DaV: #wasntme THG I aerynsun mom: #wasdav Dkz: #shaggy
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: #blamedav#youknowyouwantto
|
| THG I DaV: Are you drilling my dead body? THG I aerynsun mom: Now there's a thought...I can't get on top!
|
| konrad: I'm real and I'm spectacular
|
| Alice Cadaver: My first quote was 'do I have any quotes?'
|
| konrad: do I have quotes DaV?
|
| Boris the Atomic Cockroach: I've never seen anything worth quoting
|
| ro_Dr2023: Bloody banana-looking garlic
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: /QOTE
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I'M STUCK!
|
| Kumskott: le fuck
|
| AlphaOmega: fak you dav
|
| THG I DaV: I was afraid of N@t so I ran away
|
| THG I DaV: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
|
| N@t: don't fortget to bominaye thje map
|
| UC.Bloody: Pixel - be prepared to suffer ! TinyPixel@THG My body is ready
|
| Pinga: Zapo... if you live inside the box... d
|
| [SM] Kaibz is trying to re-stack the teams. For shame!
|
| Paulie Meatballie: some of you fuckers take this way to seriously
|
| THG I DaV: filthy really Kaibz: just the way we like it
|
| N@t: saving Dav.... or not saving Dav that is the question
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: You're on ma heid, I burn yer bits!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Who has just peed on me?!
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Lulu have you gone for a poo or something?
|
| goreston: i love the sensual slither of a sexy lady snake
|
| mat_est: send rudes
|
| Stimor: so if i join the server alone at night and write penis penis penis penis its gonna be a quote the next day?
|
| Luke: n@t you piss randomly?
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: watch out Pat's gonna get his balls out now
|
| N@t: thanks for your banana, it was tasty ;D
|
| Aztek: ass
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Fat people can't jump
|
| THG I BigT: Stop being horny DaV
|
| Kaibz: Fuck yeah!
|
| james: please ban me if i ever lose a duel to zapo
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: it's a pretty desperate situation when turk3n is in top 3
|
| THG I DaV: Aeryn is MVB - Most Valuable Boomer
|
| james: I've been jogging a lot lately and i had to buy vaseline for my nipples
|
| Stimor: wtf this isn't the main menu
|
| Kaibz: Ohhh they're gonna push HARD! Nice piss!
|
| Kaibz: Protect the THING!
|
| Kaibz: You go left and I'll go the other left
|
| Huwajux: spy sniper, i missed my piss
|
| Kaibz: Oh nice piss. Very nice piss!
|
| N@t: I cannot see my ass you know, just saying
|
| Huwajux: Where did I leave my dispenser? I forgot
|
| [phys] las3r_turk3n: only two maps down and my ass is already hurting
|
| N@t: chu chu time guys!
|
| Kaibz: Make it a quote then
|
| z@p0: lulu, I think the day when I send you pic of chocolate croissant is coming very soon
|
| Kanga: my health pack H H...: I WONDER WHO TOOK THE HEALTH PACK!
|
| Huwajux: fashion shaming poor voy
|
| THG I DaV: BUCKING FOXMAN
|
| GOON: how come raptors could see movement but not t-rexes
|
| N@t: !* lglrghjiushbv mikuj Voy Wrong team
|
| N@t: Bye Stimor N@t: hahahahahahahaahaahahaha N@t: mouhahahahahahaha
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| Kanga: I love pushing people off the cliff :)
|
| She: np im to fat to do anything xD
|
| TheKnigget: I will lick blue team
|
| Stimor: i hepled
|
| Stimor: zapo to ashes, dust to dust, I just keep finding you
|
| Kumskott: WHY Stimor: WHENCE Kumskott: HENCEFORTH
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| N@t: #BlameDavAsAlways
|
| theKnigget: new comers to the server might start thinking we all have pee fetishes
|
| Stimor: with a sly hug you can steal a wallet izi
|
| Stimor: JIMI TAKES GOOD CARE OF ENGIS. There I said it
|
| N@t: Open your banana EYES!
|
| Kumskott: I just saw two nuts
|
| Kumskott: Don't make that a quote
|
| Kumskott: DaV is going mad for the quotes tonight
|
| N@t: I was hoping you had some pee for me, of course
|
| Boris: I've not said anything quote-worthy
|
| Kumskott: Two quotes in one day. It's a record
|
| Kumskott: FACKING body pillow!
|
| goreston: that was some high-tier violence. Well done all
|
| Kumskott: Prob shoved his Tomi up my Slav
|
| N@t: *whispers* I just want the banana
|
| voy: that's what you get for pissing on me!
|
| Huwajux: I just noticed the giant yeti
|
| ivory: I'm gonna sue whoever ubers me
|
| Luke I have a crits up my ass lets be fair THG l aerynsun mom: is that instead of farts? ivory: :thinking:
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| Dkz: Achievement unlocked: no life
|
| Dkz: DaV's gonna ride my cannon
|
| ivory: as soon as I figure out what to say, you're in big trouble
|
| ivory: watch out DFE's beating his meat on the BLU team
|
| Jack: HOW MUCH HEALTH DOES HE HAVE? Kaibz: more than you
|
| Kaibz: om nomnomnomnomnomNOMNOM
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: best quote EU that is
|
| N@t: I'm not saying I want to see your banana. Just saying
|
| N@t: voybee! Don't be like DaV
|
| Kaibz: That book is gonna have a whole piss section
|
| Kaibz: Just stop
|
| Kaibz: Piss. Milk. There's always something
|
| Kaibz: NEED SOME PISS
|
| Boris the Atomic Cockroach: who just set me on fire?! Kaibz: Justice.
|
| Kaibz: No pressure. NO PRESSURE! Shit.
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I wasted half a bottle of wine Derfy: did you cook with it?
|
| H...: I HAVE THE TACTICAL AWARENESS OF A BOWL OF JELLY
|
| i have a medic in me
|
| H...: He's like a rash you can't get rid of
|
| græy: premature stallbergulation?
|
| z@p0: kraxxxel, i'll help you. Where are you? KraXXXel: in a fucking rock
|
| Huwajux: that was insanely bad luck followed by insanely good luck.
|
| z@p0: voy counts rtvs .. it must be bad
|
| goreston: I heard DaV smells like raspberries and summer jasmine
|
| Stimor: I need to go to the bathroom and these might be the last words I say if I get kicked for being AFK
|
| H...: aerhn does not know the green cross code H...: arern H...: adfcdsajbnkvdov[ds# H...: fingers!
|
| theKnigget: Oh no! I'm being blown off
|
| theKnigget: I need to flex my ass a bit. It feels a bit flattened
|
| voy: my dad works at Valve and pyro is getting removed tomorrow
|
| mat: I'm an equal opportunities fruit stabber :D
|
| z@p0: ok red, the goal is easy. Kill aeryn and take her wine
|
| AlphaOmega: it's illegal to kill taunting player
|
| ivory: *on pl_vineyard* serve me or else ill break your windows
|
| z@p0: mat, it was aeryn so dont miss next time please
|
| N@t: He's not dead. Help me! Okay he might be dead now
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| z@p0: i demand one more scramble, mat is still in my team
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| goreston: i love the smell of an unrevenged aeryn domination in the morning
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| Huwajux: I actually have THG premium so I have 2 teles
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| N@t: aztek, it's rude to make fun of DaV
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| Stimor: just need to lick it and its over
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| THG I DaV: GOT ZAPO #worth #somuchworth #yeeha
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| Kaibz: Time for some baguette action
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I really don't mind, I'm easy either way
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| Huwajux: demoman is more like reloadman
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| Stimor: A sentry hurt me yesterday! Well it was a different server with different people and different teams but maybe
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| Stimor: I burn just to see what you smell like crispy
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| Mr. Jax: Pipper you look like someone I can ask for personal advice, what should I do for my girlfriend on valentines day?
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| Arx: hello respawn queue, how are you?
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| mat_est: if you're unhappy with the medical services please send a complaint to spam@thg.com :)
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| A bucket of piss changed name to An empty bucket of piss
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| THG I aerynsun mom: it used to be what was said in mumble, stayed in mumble
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| N@t: I am not playing, I am lost in the tubes
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| KLar: DaV got schnitzeled
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| N@t: open your banana eyes!
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| Huwajux: Don't forget to rtv so we don't suffer like they did
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| goreston: what was everyone's favourite thing they got for christmas? theKnigget: bon jovi pillow case
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| gray: zapo sells maps to people in back alleys from his trenchcoat
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| mat_est: pissed on, put on fire, and shot in the head. Rough time :D
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| z@p0: could you stop spamming these quotes a bit ? Its just a spam
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| H...: dead or alive you are coming with me :D
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| Kumskott: I think you need to git gud get LMAObox
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| THG I DaV: .apo is like a more dangerous version of zapo. He's like zapo, unboxed...I mean unleashed
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| z@p0: apo, stop killing me or dav'll put you into box again
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| THG I DaV: ja hallo, wo ist RED TEAM
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| Luke: I AM SORRY THG I DaV: HE'S NOT
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| THG I DaV: stmr pls Stimor: NO PERMIT
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| THG I DaV: I wasn't hiding, I was strategically repositioning behind an opaque object
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| THG I DaV: 'your box or mine?' - z@p0, probably
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| Stimor: In my defence, i was getting a psychotic thrill episode from burning you
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| Stimor: I was about to gettem but then i got hit by a frying pan
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| Stimor: being an engi was a lot easier when they stopped showing up
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| [phys] las3r_turk3n: it's not the size of the whale but how you use it
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| goreston: could somebody heal Baguette, she has been hiding under a bush for so long
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| M: surely once something has been said and quoted, it's a quote
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| Kumskott: that pee tho
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| N@t: chu chu
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| goreston: bite my arse!
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| ro_Dr2023: Sniper has evil twin outside base lost Dracula on toilet needs backup
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| GOON: maps shouldnt have dark skies you cant see flying enemies
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| premco: press w THG I DaV: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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| Kaibz: that heavy...is suspicious
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| TheKnigget: It's be positive to dav day
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| THG I DaV: kaibz@champagne.and.biscuits.fr
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| H...: ban dav for match fising
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| THG I aerynsun mom: That bloody santa just burped in my ear!
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| THG I DaV: MA KILL STREAK *Pipper voice*
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| Kaiser Wilhelm: out of all the best map, hydro is the mostest bestest
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| Stimor: !nominate the one with the dog
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| Stimor: let's be enthusiastically honest THG I DaV: STMR IS GREAT Stimor: DVE IS GREAT
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| therealss: the autoretry gods finally deemed me worthy
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| Stimor: Kaibz isn't real he only exists in quotes
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| TheEpicburito: Women are like cats, cute, have long hair, and hate me
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| Stimor: I thought we were just amazing at defense, and i finally realised we had a cart too
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| Jimi: who is on this quote marathon?
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| A Flying Whale: BigT a bit of a diva though
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| Zelmor: better to be lucky than good
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| Kangaroo: voy you slippery bastard
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| TheKnigget: #voteDaVberg
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| H...: tanza has reached a new rank, as annoying as zapo
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| N@t: yes it's because Dav broke the stats... it is now written that STALLBERG is my favorite maps ='(
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| græy: premature stallbergulation
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| [LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: Thank you for letting me rent your rifle N@t, killed Kumskott with it
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| Pipper: *smiling* Now this is a noif!
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| z@p0: Dero, how can you find out if im alive or not if you dont look inside box? THG I DaV: Schrödinger's BOXMAN :D
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| Derotzka: z@p0 dying right there lost you the game, prove me wrong
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| THG I aerynsun mom: there's something around here somewhere...
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| Stimor: gisdusting
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| TinyPixel: Left Arse Cheek was very effective
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| goreston: your rescue ranger is no match for me jumping around like a twat
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| THG I aerynsun mom: if it's Kaibz-shaped, shoot it please!
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| Kaibz: make that a quote
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| Stimor: a boob doesnt necessarily fit in your mouth
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| Stimor: save aeryn, kill grapes
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| TinyPixel: Yes whip me! Whip me HARD!
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| Stimor: I'm not the best engi but i dress snappy
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| Stimor: may a pug poop on your driveway for saying that
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| N@t: *laughing* DaV I was trying to kill your dead body
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| z@p0: bananaman and boxman rescue christmas
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| Kaibz: !burn z@p0 mat: box on fire!
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Do it harder, Lulu!
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| THG I DaV: !SAUSAGE Dkz: DAV MAD
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| koko: i expect to be burned from behind
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| Stimor: it wasnt a death it was a tactical respawn
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| Stimor: they tricked us and used the backway
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| Stimor: you can train boobs at the gym?
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| N@t: can u just die tiny? TinyPixel@THG: I prefer being alive
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| N@t: god I will die laughing and coughing together
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| TinyPixel@THG: You're corpse was a very teabagable Lucky Luke
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| N@t: I don't know if it's fever, but I am trying to solve something: Tiny what is the origin of your nickname?
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| dave: !votekick dave dave: damn
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| [F2P] MalCo: dave was awarded Sexiest Hips Award on this server the last 5 years in a row
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| THG I suski: malco is our resident slapper
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| z@p0: dero, wait ...you died ? Where ? when ? And why i didnt watch it ?!
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| Derotzka: Heal me, z@p0. Or I'll tell Dav you're trolling me and get you banned :c
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| Derotzka: Any vax med will be reported to Dav instantly and banned for eternity
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| Derotzka: I am no longer going to report you to Dav now, z@p0 z@p0: <3
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| [LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: how did that demo not get coated in jarate?
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| Stimor: well I died horribly without killing anyone but still gottem
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| Kumskott: Where is the surrender button?
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| Kumskott: *Swedish rage*
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| Derotzka: You need those items, so you can sell them and pay for energy over the winter
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| z@p0: so many wine bottles... and aeryn is not here :D
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| THG I suski: I was just hiding as I saw BigT's banana sticking out of spawn
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| z@p0: *deathly silence*
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| goreston: I think you'll find the correct term is cardboard encased american
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| pryate: ooooooh slap me daddy
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| H...: sticky airlines 1st class
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| Rayman: what if I want Voy to go for my butt cheeks
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| TinyPixel: *panic** Piss on me, piss on me Kumskott!!!
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| theKnigget: innit
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| Alice Cadaver: I don't care if I live, just that the other person dies
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| Alice Cadaver: I don't think I have any quotes
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| Alice Cadaver: I hate you a little bit Voy
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| Rayman: try it out on me I love to be gagged
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| z@p0: staying alive staying alive ah ah ah *Kaibz voice* d(^.^)b
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| goreston: aeryn, worlds most flammable medic
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| KLar.: i blame klar
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| H...: suski is like the mr kipling of feeding pyros
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I can still appreciate a tubby you know
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| THG I DaV: I got at least one skill
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| voy: nextmapo mat_est: nextzapo :)
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| ro_Dr2022: Congaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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| THG I DaV: I see at the speed of light, it's once it reaches the brain it becomes an issue
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| N@t: your pee smell bad!
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| THG I DaV: lolo on a lilo talking to lulu
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| Kaibz: I SEE you mat! Oh that's not mat
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| Kaibz: !cancelTicketDav
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| Kaibz: PISS!!
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| THG I DaV: Teb must be a great dancer. his sniper shimmy is something else
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| THG I DaV: how dare you bring a gun to a pan fight H :D
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| THG I DaV: voy and pipp, sitting on a ship, trying to decide who let one rip
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| TinyPixel: ARE YA FOCKING SERIEUS
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| mat: lol map changes are like formula pit stops, trying to stuff a slide down my throat super quick, wash hands, and back to game
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| mat: stuck in a room with two sword wielding demos hacking at me :D
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| z@p0: mat, i am on onlyboxfans.com :P
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| z@p0: server is not full yet ... i bet dav banned all people who voted for stallberg when dav was away
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| ro_Dr2022: This is high quality, 100% non-Russian gas
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| z@p0: stop them, they're pub pushing!
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| AlphaOmega: who's loading pron with my internet?
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| DFE: don't follow dav he only goes to the chippy
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| H...: sorry, went davhunting
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| N@t: your pee is not so strong
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| Kaibz: That's some GOOD pushing!
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| mat: gore, you're packing quite a punch with that tiny gun of yours :D
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| mat: hope my neighbours don't hear me, they'll think I'm some anti-fruit radical, always cursing effing bananas when I die :D
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| Lulu: oooh short but good, Tiny
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| THG I DaV: Checks field of fucks
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| Pat :O Log: there should be map called gillywash with giant hot tub at the middle and yeti in it
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| goreston: I love having to vote for whichever map isn't hallofdeath
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| ro_Dr2022: why is that sniper riding an ostrich?
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| Baguette: uninstall tf2 voybee
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| ro_Dr2022: there is absolutely no spycheck here? it is the 7th time in a row I am killed by a spy
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| N@t: Wait you touched the banana of DaV, z@p0?
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| z@p0: N@t, what DaV and me do inside box ... stay in box
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| THG I Steel rat: everyone's an idiot once in their life, it depends on the duration
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| TinyPixel: Camera get the mom!
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| THG I aerynsun mom: !/quote
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| theKnigget: Wow, this is some deep action here
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| theKnigget: My ass is not for touching voy
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| THG I aerynsun mom: /quoter
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| [SpA]Scatterbrain: hole o/
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| Kaibz: Someone is watching...ugh..nothing
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| THG I DaV: RIGHT, now you Luke here mister
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| THG I DaV: trfyghvbew84r9348432894reufdv32324bananahammock
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| james: if i wanted to listen to angry german people shouting, i'd listen to german people
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| james: look, i'm here to kritz noobs and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum
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| james: allright, i'm putting on my serious-gamer gloves
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| james: I always have such nice, peaceful evenings... and then I join here
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| Jeff: If you're gonna quote me, you've gotta get it correct
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I like red wine
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| TinyPixel: Shall I stay bottom? BigT: Yes I like to stay top
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Why am i wearing trousers under a tutu?
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| THG I aerynsun mom: You need the pole between your legs and grip it in a certain way
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| Derotzka: omg the skeletons need to fuck off
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| Biscot: Hey! you don't punch children!
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| TinyPixel: Talk dirty to me
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| THG I aerynsun mom: It's very messy down there THG I BigT: that's what she said!
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| TinyPixel: I think it was my own stupidity that killed me :/
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| TinyPixel: !nominate ba'wa'a
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| TinyPixel: All the wine bottles in the world will thank us
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| mat: got pissed on twice in a row :<
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| mat: I nominate Pipper for the friendliest player ever award
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| mat: I failed to jump out of the window :D
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| THG I aerynsun mom: conch deez nuts
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| goreston: after a glass of wine, Aeryn has no first language
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| Kaibz: I will not disappoint you....oh shit!
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| koko: Oh sorry, thought you were DaV
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| TinyPixel: If someone could just finish me off, I'd be fine with that
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| Helmsman: Is there like a back entrance to that place?
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| theKnigget: certify my sexiness Kaibz
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| Kaibz: We should be good, they have DaV!
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| Dkz: you're gonna get blasted in the ass
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| Jimi: voy you slippery bastard :D
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| Jimi: Whip me please!
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| N@t: DaV, your ass is not transparent
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| Jeff: I'll never doubt konrad again
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| Jeff: Stop hiding behind your shitass
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| ghoston: the nude admin calendar was almost worth it - I'll never forget BigT as Mr January
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| ivory: not the banana sandwich special
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| Dapoo22: i am suroundid by idiuts
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| ghoston: swallow me whole daddy rayman
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| FrequentlyGreen: yo they really be at the am the go the be am or the do be the or cart huh
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| TinyPixel: I don't want a wet sandwich
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| z@p0: stop cheating at rock paper scissors :c
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| olshi: i quit sniper
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| Derotzka: smh, one holiday and she forgets how to play
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| TinyPixel: Are you coming or not? I thought you were going to come?
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| stolpskott: WHY IVORY stolpskott: WHYVORY
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| olshi: what does DFE stand for? DFE: dance floor erection, everybody knows this
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| DFE: how can you ask for a good map and nominate badwater
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| [LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: Either way, feeling a lot better having screamed out the days frustration into that pillow
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| Kaibz: More piss Dave. More piss!
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| THG I suski: *exasperated* I'm covered in piss!
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| Kaibz: Those freaking balls. Please stop!
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| Kaibz: So. Much. Piss!
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| DFE: i voted powerhouse because my iq is very intelligent
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| TinyPixel: Get him! Get him from behind
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| Helmsman: offed by my own roller
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| ProbleMedic: my KRANKENWAGEN!
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| goreston: i like the way this hill is designed to constantly crush blu's spirits
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| TheKnigget: I protest at the lack of offensive opportunities for me THG I DaV: your protest is noted THG I BigT: and ignored
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| DFE: willy warmer weather coming up lads don't keep your willy in the cold
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| THG I BigT: Get good, get BANANABOX
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| TinyPixel: She should stop using croissants as wifi router
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| THG I BigT: I equipped the wrong balls
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| DFE: I just stayed on to say this map SUCKS
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| TinyPixel: 4 hours jeez. I can't even last 2 minutes
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| theKnigget: Kaibz, fist me faster!
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| THG I BigT: I got fisted and I still made it
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| Kaibz: frickin' balls!
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| theKnigget: You can touch my object
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| ivory: why is your piss green?
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| Kan0: I'm literally no-one. No-one knows who I am
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| ivory: It's not my fault you're a piss magnet
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| ivory: I'll go to Italy and steal your pasta
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| THG I DaV: shit, fuck, nooooooooooooooooo
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| Rayman: I wish DFE would do me like that
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| THG I aerynsun mom: oh Dave stop it!
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| THG I aerynsun mom: we've already got 2 or 3 quotes like that
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| THG I aerynsun mom: anything can become a quote around here
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| THG I DaV: I cant keep anything up
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| [F2P] MalCo: I remember ivory promising ookies....
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| THG I aerynsun mom: !kick women
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| TinyPixel: I'm also one of the ones who do it from behind. Don't quote that
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| THG I aerynsun mom: wasn't sure that was quote worthy but there you go
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| THG I aerynsun mom: bloody hell that's a lot of slaps
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| mat: float like a butterfly, sting like a voybee
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| Cup Cake: BigT always hiding in a corner
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| BigT: davey is using the direct miss
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| Cup Cake: The solly took 4!
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| davey: covered in piss and milk; i'm a sticky prick!
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| Derotzka: How dare you
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| Derotzka: Now that voy is gone, I'm top of the scoreboard
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| THG I BigT: pyro on cart, pyro on cart, hello?! cart, cart, cart, CART!
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| THG I BigT: I'm german, I take everything seriously
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| Kangaroo:damn those balls Pat O'Log - Pat O'Log: best balls on serv
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| z@p0: olsh, you have such big hammer ;o
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I'm stuck in the door!
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| THG I DaV: Boris, your wood is poking through the gate
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| Kaibz: it's not quote worthy
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| Kaibz: nice shot there....fried chicken!
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| Kaibz: Thanks for the piss!
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| z@p0: im stoil lalive
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| DFE: I'll learn rollouts if you learn how to aim derotzka
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| H...: look at sarsn buffing his stats. dr ro will be fuming
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| Gilly: I've smoked some crack my performance is up
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| mat: wiggling your wand there zapo? :) z@p0: mat, should i wiggle it somewhere else :D ?
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| goreston: I like the implication that we're not all ready to blame zapo at a moment's notice
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| Jimi: hello extremely sexy people
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| sarsn: !NOMINATE DAVBERG
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| z@p0: dero, you're so cute when you're angry :D
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| TinyPixel@THG: I got stuck in prob
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| HaZe: I read that as getting shagged by haze is an honour
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| HaZe: ah the sound of a glorious aeryn drop, it's euphoric
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| Derotzka: Why do we have to vote to slay z@p0? Can't we just do it c:
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| Derotzka: We can't end the match until Nat's winning the duel
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| voy: ro_Dr2022 (no mic): finally a decent map.
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| N@t: Two bananas are too much for me
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| z@p0: stop spamming quotes please
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| koko: If healing involves shooting at you DaV, I'm always in
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| Derotzka: Leave Dero alone, he's still pissed about playing Engie
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| Kaibz: Okay they ubered, but it's DaV, so let's go
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| TinyPixel@THG: Klar you suck
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| THG I suski: I'm really very nearly sorry
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| voy: stop raging dav pls
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| DFE: nice fake kritz dav wtf
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| Derotzka: Can the beach ball just be a permanent addition to TF2 please
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| Kumskott: There can only be 1 Kum man
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| Jimi: malco can I have your pants
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| Kaibz: Yeah you're special alright
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| Dkz: Kaibz pull up your pants, no-one wants to touch it
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| z@p0: dav will ban everyone who voted on stallberg while he is not on the server
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| Freeflow: ivory has a piss kink?! 0_0
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| ivory: I'm sorry I cant pee as good as you
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| MacHaggis: that spycrab guy has 'random' crits pretty much 100% of the time
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| voy: dav still raging
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| voy: highlight of the year, dancing with jimi
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| ivory: I'm a shartlight
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I've just gone through a teleporter and ended up somewhere else
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| Kangaroo: Pfff, that was a big one!
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| DFE: daV IS SMELLY
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| mat: rogue bananas all over the place
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| Haze: Bananas ride together and die together
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| THG I aerynsun mom: too fat to jump over that frickin' fence
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| Dkz: OOH! DaV from behind!
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| Helmsman: Why couldn't I blow you off?
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| davey: it was alright, but I have kinda low standards
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| DFE: Don't ever quote me again [QUOTE] DFE: Don't ever quote me again
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| THG I aerynsun mom: that was an explosion and a half
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| ivory: pls no more kumming
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| Huwajux: the sexual tension is palpable
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| Huwajux: z@p0 has left. I think no matter who wins this round we are all winners
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| Pipper: Hell of a shot mister
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| Pipper: I have some wa'a here. good ol wa'a
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| ivory: just piss on a normal one and give it a golden shower
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| DFE: ivory why do you have to make everything sexual
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| Jeff: don't confuse bad language for good leadership
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I believe I can flee
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| THG I aerynsun mom: if it could stay up for long enough that would be good
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| ro_Dr2022: I generally prefer an equilibrated combination between length and thickness
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| Rayman: Back ends are interesting
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| THG I aerynsun mom: the chocolate croissants are only a fruit of my imagination, I'm sorry, server, it was a joke
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| Kaibz: DavBerg incoming
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| Kaibz: you can kill me but DONT STEAL MY SANDVICH!!!!
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| Kaibz: Stop adding quotes!
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| [F2P] MalCo: I will slap your cheeks until they become purple Bunny
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| Kaibz: I'm too fat, sorry!!
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| james: i wish more girls played tf2, so they'd understand how long 3 minutes really are
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| olshi: ik ben iets aan het doen
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| olshi: OKTOBERFEST
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| Rayman!: i just dropped the condoms for my magnum dong
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| Jimi: dav knows eight languages
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| ivory: ill pay you 2 shekel if you send me a secret uwu voice clip voy
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| DFE: we don't apologise for crits here nille, we taunt
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| DFE: i kinda teamkilled dav there, nice
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| DFE: lulu the type of guy to actually kritz dav
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| Heimerdinger: I AM THE KING OF 2FORT
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| goreston: nerf my bonk daddy
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| Rayman!: H is just a gargoyle
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| Gilly: knigget you Phlog Phucker
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| N@t: Rayman, you killed me when i was looking at the pink banana of purple
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| Purple HaZe: my purple banana represents my sexual and mental frustration
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| THG I aerynsun mom: who did the boobs on the train?
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| N@t: I was looking at the banana of my dreams
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| Derfy: DaV just peed on himself
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| THG I BigT: Oh, I prematurely gassed
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| Kaibz: oh I'm pissed
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| TinyPixel@THG: I will deepfry you zapo
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| Bondi: I like dav being on top
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| THG I DaV: kill aeryn, win grapes
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| ro_Dr2022: I was expecting more casualities
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| Kaiser Wilhelm: pls feed the server so it can grow up strong
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| Kaiser Wilhelm: pls dont sap my teleport, it's needed to bring in friends to stop you from winning
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| THG I DaV: *puts down deep fried mars bar* how _dare_ you kaiser :D
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| DFE: dav is a TOP LAD
|
| Jeff: we don't kinkshame on this server
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| DFE: DAV NO
|
| TheEpicburito: got killed by a focken crumpet
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| Rayman!: who expanded my hole
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| [LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: Eh, I think it would be better if it went down my throat
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| Haze: smooth concentrate banana dav juice
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| N@t: Don't forget to Nomin@te the map
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| Huwajux: we all just had a chorus of 'hey malco' and then we realised all talk wasn't on
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| Helmsman: Tails, could you just...forget to airblast for a day?
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| Helmsman: My johnson tingled
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| THG I Steel Rat1: there is a back route you know
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| Huwajux: derfy I am not a ping pong ball
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| Boris the Atomic Cockroach: I'm up for it any night!
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| Derotzka: There's no way an engineer that chubby could float that softly
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| Derfy: its our anti spy protection. He can't sap what we dont have
|
| james: think vineyard is definitely in the top 30 maps on this server
|
| james: 1. Keep crossbowing the christmas tree in the distance... 2. ???? 3. Profit
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| james: i was pissing, i ate like an entire watermelon, don't at me
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| THG I DaV defeated M in a duel with a score of 3 to 2!
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| DFE: #teamsmelly
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| ivory: why is this server basically full of pee quotes and sausage implications
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| TinyPixel: I am so close to ragequitting
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| RaYmAn!!!11: I'm going to whip it out in a minute
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| Carver: pyro are monster like spy and banana. Good, i said it.
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| DFE: yeah I think dav is the smart one here
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| Carver: my ass!
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| ivory: twatmachine down
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| THG l aerynsun mom: I can't get up the stairs I'm too fat!
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| gyozaplanet: Can we get ant. *Anti scout sentries.
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| THG l aerynsun mom: OMG I missed the wine!!!111
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| THG I Steel Rat1: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Teb
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| Heimerdinger: HEALTH KITS ARE CHEATING SUSKI
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| james: My therapist: 'random-crit server Kaibz isn't real, he can't hurt you'
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| koko: !blamingDaVIsAThingHere
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| Jimi: poffertjes THG I DaV: poffertjes!
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| Jimi: whip me please!
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| Aztek the Parrot: I only vote yes if it's z@po or DaV
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I blame me because I'm tubby
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| THG I BigT: Time to channel your inner Derfy, ivory
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| Gilly: history was made, Klar thanked me for heals
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| Gilly: today i did a big poo at work...
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| ProbleMedic: hey kindaSUSKI
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| Aztek the Parrot: jump behind the enemy, set up an ambush, run into your own pipe, die
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| TinyPixel: GOGO POWERRANGERS
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| z@p0: so we play stallberg again without dav? hope he wont ban us all for that crime
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| ivory: something something baguette something something ban bigt
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| N@t: iegf ighkugh ilufxghy uzhyrkugh lku'htilru Banana sans banane
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| THG I aerynsun mom: What do you mean whats wrong with my hat? You have a gimp mask on!
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| TinyPixel: I've been practicing my pee range
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| TinyPixel: omg two bananas, I can't take two of them
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| TinyPixel: GET GOOD GET LMOABOX
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| [F2P] MalCo: banana Dav # Sexy hips Dave
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| [F2P] MalCo: BigT dont leave banana peels on the floor, z@p0 slipped and fell off cliff
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I'm just a gobby cow, I don't care
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| TinyPixel: Right side. I mean left side! I'm an idiot
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| Gilly: stick that in ya quote jar
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| THG I BigT: They're giving me the wiggle I don't like it
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| THG I Fluush: It's not enough to defeat your enemy; you must destroy them entirely so that they aren't even remembered
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I'm ignoring you now, you bastard
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| Gilly: Pretty sure I could knock out a kangaroo
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| HaZe: I gave carver a good fisting dav don't worry Carver: and I loved it !
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| TinyPixel: Can I have a quote that's not sexual?
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| Kumskott: hotel? Trivago
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| z@p0: rara you were so excited like bondi after 1 little cider
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| HaZe: I love my tiny gun. It's small but it packs a big punch
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| Boris the Atomic Cockroach: I didn't realise I was about to finish
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| Kumskott: I am so f**king stupid
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I can't be healed whilst being teabagged
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| Kumskott: Milk. Him.
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| Bondi: whats sad is when you balls are longer than your penis
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| Kumskott: I don't have a piss quote :C
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| BigT: he really wants me
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| Rayman!: i don't think i can fit a submarine in my arse
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| Aztek the Parrot: sudden death died suddenly
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| haze: ah the glorious sound of an aeryn drop, it's euphoric
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| Lulu: you burn sooooo goooood
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| ro_Dr2022: really? hit by train?
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| james: the existence of the sexy knigget implies the existence of an unsexy knigget
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| haze: the fatter the enemy, the juicier the stab
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| H...: watch dav speed run this now so he can play stallberg
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| THG I aerynsun mom: You'll have to run, chubby!
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| THG I DaV: Get that belly outta my face
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| N@t: Don't touch my toes, they are nice!
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| Kaibz: I drink the blood of z@p0
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| koko: is it a plane? is it a meteor? nah, just Teb
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| theKnigget: I forgot how useful piss is
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| Pipper: damnit damnit damnit *engie voice*
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| maVil: sorry what did you say? i couldnt hear it over the resupply sounds :D
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| THG I aerynsun mom: Two teabags! Must be my lucky day
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| Haze: I was about to bring out my tiny pan.....
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| therealss: pee on me dave
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| Kaibz: nice piss, very nice
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| dave: Kaibz is my favourite slapper
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| Kaibz: oh its the sexy heavy with the shorts
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| Kaibz: I'm phat and don't have a sausage problem
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| THG l DaV: you're as sorry as aeryn when she finishes the bottle
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| ro_Dr2021 (no mic): Keep the holes well filled, please
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| [phys] las3r_turk3n: a guy covered in piss just hit me with a broken whisky bottle :I
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| z@p0: dont give him pyroslot, he will fap people. z@p0: *slap!
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| z@p0: dav, my box is my castle!
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| therealss: just walk in a straight line dammit dav
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| therealss: why am i perma-jarated
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| ivory: the !quote system could very well be used to gaslight us, just log something we didn't say and claim it's real
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| ivory: i will personally go to czechia and 1v1 you
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| Haze: don't worry I'm used to being premature
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I don't do 3-ways
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| THG I suski: stallberg bestberg
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| goreston: I wasn't spawncamping i was lost
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| Derotzka: H, could you buy me dinner first before you do that to me again?
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| Helmsman: found my suicide bottom
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| N@t: my boobs have no link with me being sniper or engi!
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| Kumskott: BigT has max in dodge stat...kick him pls
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| Kumskott: Why is that a quote tho
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| z@p0: (ง'̀-'́)ง
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| THG I aerynsun mom: ......suddenly nugget
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| THG I aerynsun mom: (ง'̀-'́)ง
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| THG I aerynsun mom: unleash your inner baguette
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| DFE: did you say arsenal or arsehole
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| THG I DaV: GUTEN ABEND HERR PIPPALICOUS
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| Derotzka: Foiled again, z@p0, like a christmas turkey
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| DFE: ok you are definitely on the list now ivory
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| mat: Dav somehow appear right infront of my knife too, accidentally :D
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| Derotzka: You can't hide from my rockets, z@p0
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| DFE: i hear zapo is 120kg of lean muscle
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| [F2P] MalCo: we finish this and all go. ivory: thats what tiny would say after the gb
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| ivory: congratz u were the 70th piss kink kill
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| DFE: 3 crockets in a row, my lucky night
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| DFE: it's just me and my willy warmer
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| TinyPixel: I'm up for a gangbang
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| THG I DaV: lulu too stronk, pls nerf
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| ivory: yes its part of PF2
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| Derfy: zapo isn't a person, he's a box with legs
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| Rayman!: Richard has left the game. No more dick for me.
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| [F2P] MalCo: A banana's journey - New York Times Best Seller
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| Huwajux: Don't kill him, he killed DaV
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| ^Dazed: i remember way back in 1997 there was a map that ro_Dr didn't rtv
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| Gilly: Just piss on the floor like I do
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| THG I aerynsun mom: make me fly banana man!
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| Kaibz: Don't you dare touch it!
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| Lulu: I uninstall you
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| mat: I keep getting killed by Zapo, must be some bug in this map
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| Lulu: it s a very very very very good evening :)
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| Lulu: (Team) ¤¤¤ KRITZTIME ¤¤¤ PAF PAF PAF !!!
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| THG I DaV: Nothing of value was lost
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| KB: just timebomb those without a sense of humour. AKA the scots.
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| THG I aerynsun mom: You chuckin' piss on me BigT?!
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| Jeff: trust me aeryn, you can go under many places
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| Rayman!: Love being pissed on
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| N@t: You pee on me, that's unfair!
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| Pat O'Log: !uoqte
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| Gilly: I can fit a tennis ball in my asshole
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| Derfy: got your sandvich, nahnahnah
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| z@p0: mat, you have nice sentry. It would be bad if someone ... s@p it
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| [LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: I was shooting at a ragdoll the whole time?
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| græy: the chance they will cap is nonzero
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| H...: if last is a ball ache again, that's it me and humidity are through
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| THG I DaV: 'this command can only be used on sober players' :thinking:
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| ro_Dr2022: this was a panic uber
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| THG I aerynsun mom: If I shout back slope, just slip it in
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| THG I BigT: Sorry I'm playing with my banana
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| THG I aerynsun mom: BigT there was 2 of me trying to finish you off
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| Baguette de pain: stop that please or i ban you
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| THG I DaV: BDSM = BigT DaV Suski M?
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| THG I DaV: voy stole my joy and broke my toy(s)
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| THG I suski: malco you slapper
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| THG I aersynsun: BigT, can I have a look at your one?
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| voy: M2M2M2M2M2M2
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| z@p0: dont let dav in until we choose nextmap, in other case we'll have to play stallberg
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| Kumskott: hehehehhehehehehe
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| ivory: we're all humid musty gamers
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| ivory: oh i heard that completely wrong. I heard it as emergency bush
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| ivory: i recently found the song to the wacky races map and it's a banger tbh
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| Kumskott: EASY OMG LUL GIT GUD
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| Kumskott: I know you wanna stab my squat built ass, but cmon
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| Kumskott: We swedes are funny people
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| z@p0: stop blaming boxman you bastards!
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| the_walnut7: tell dav hes the sexiest man
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| Rayman!: any time someone mentions pee, it ends up in the quotes
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| KB: you can't quote a quote...
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| Rayman!: He has two pee on him. Absolutely drenched!
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| M: I need to be more quotable
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| ivory: jarate is dav's only hope for ripening because it makes him yellow
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| ivory: omg finally I can go pee
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| Zelmor: TriggerHappyBoomers, we gotta get our beauty sleep
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| Gilly: Just went around the corner and you exploded in my face
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| z@p0: ivory promised us cookies so we joined
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| ro_Dr2022 (no mic): If you visit THG's website, you'll definitely get cookies
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| THG I DaV: gore! you who...lesome person!
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| goreston: those bastards put crit stickies everywhere out there
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| H...: sry, i saw a pale banana and nothing else seemed to matter
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| Pipper: no one saw that
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| goreston: i'd have taunted but i was busy
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| [F2P] MalCo: white banana is the hardest kind to taunt kill
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| goreston: if we were supposed to go to the moon, God wouldn't have invented Stanley Kubrick
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| ivory: the only map we need is 21gorge
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| KB: why has dav not removed moonbase yet? slacker clearly
|
| cr0wbar: that last match was about as enjoyable as an average session browsing twitter
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| ivory: if i reflect the sniper jarate does that mean i made the sniper pee himself?
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| ivory: cuts off on my hud so you come up as boris the atomic cock
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| N@t: Yellow banana>white one
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| Cup Cake: Sorry that's my fault, I shouldn't have flashed
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| ^Dazed: Failed to find the hole, as usual
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| Böndi oder hallo, but the bloody brits just said I don't speak german
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| ivory: its ok i got bananaed
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| mat: there may or may not be a spy
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| goreston: shame is just one of the many useless emotions I no longer feel
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| Bondi: I think BigT has the sexier banana (DaV: :C)
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| Kaibz: i think it's the name...people just do not like sausages enough these days
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| [F2P] MalCo: we have the dual banana snipers, you should just give up red
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| z@p0: something something pest control
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| N@t: dans ton cul
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| N@t: DAV DONT PEE ON ME!
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| Kumskott: They killed an ambulance? WTF!
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| Kumskott: Wrangle that shit!
|
| THG I DaV: I kissed nat when you were trying to pan someone?
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| THG I aerynsun mom: !qutoe
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| THG I BigT: one sec, I'll have my thingy soon
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| THG I DaV: Houston we have a problemedic!
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| Helmsman: it was fun being shooting fish in a barrel, not so much being the fish
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| Pipper: Dero is an animal
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| NI571: goodnight everyone else except premka
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| THG I suski: voy you may be many things, innocent is not one of them
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| ivory: z@p0 more like st@bb0
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| Gilly: It's because I've got big nipples innit
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I'll have a poo on my head
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| Derotzka: z@pple 2: this time it's personal
|
| Pipper: lets do this TEXAS-style
|
| [F2P] MalCo: I blame zapo sabotage double agent
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| SirWolf: is TF2 fun in 2022?
|
| THG I DaV: can you not disguise as me whilst killing me
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| THG I DaV: mat went splat and that was that
|
| THG I DaV: got aeryn's stuff #worth #justsayin #hashtag
|
| THG I DaV: no sentry, no aeryn, no problem
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| DFE: *puts franckie on always to kill list*
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: OK, let's do this, tubby
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| THG I aerynsun mom: i can see your hairy arse from here Gilly
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| Imhotep: 65% of acts involving sausages turn out to be disappointing
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| z@p0: Kaibz has a little sausage
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| Bondi: my butt hurts from all those projectiles
|
| Pipper: it's a SPAH!
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| Pipper: ma stuff!
|
| Rayman!: I'm so desperate to have sex with a female clown
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| KB: I hope you enjoyed your flight with airKB
|
| græy: he killed me, but at least i peed on him first
|
| Rayman!: You can call me daddy
|
| Everybody: Im-ho-tep
|
| Cup Cake: im busy throwing old lady pee on point
|
| PinyTixel@THG: neuken in de keuken
|
| trollshi: my screen turned yellow, must be an olshi around
|
| Cup Cake: anyone else but me thinks that alcohol makes medic easier?
|
| koko: Two germans come into a bar and order two Martinis. The Waiter asks: Dry? They answer: NEIN I SAID TWO!!
|
| ^Dazed: less flapping, more capping
|
| goreston: derfy, for your birthday I'm going to buy you an m1 button, you'll love it
|
| KB: damnit, where's my konrad bind
|
| THG I BigT: No razorback, no honour
|
| Cup Cake: sry for earlier voy, i got too scared to melee fight u
|
| Stof: Sorru i am intoxted
|
| z@p0: klar, med is easy ? there is no med who could deal with your healing needs
|
| konrad: I miss flaunting my superiority to KB
|
| koko: are you trying to make this a !quote?'
|
| jolle: not feeding your pyro is considered pet abuse
|
| koko: That's right. Wanna know why Linux can't crash? Well, Penguins can't fly
|
| Derotzka: This is the fun server, not the nice server
|
| Rayman!: Not everything needs to be a quote
|
| Rayman!: You can't just put test-tube as a quote
|
| Derotzka: You butterkniving sneak
|
| THG I DaV: You were still in a test-tube knigget
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I am fatty supremo, big bum and all that. Allegedly
|
| olshi: do something, red
|
| Derotzka: Look who came crawling back to the server, eh z@p0
|
| ro_Dr2021: I see we have Still D.F.E.. Is there any sparkling D.F.E.?
|
| ro_Dr2021: it is better to be pissed off than pissed on
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| mat: hell of a sausage, that
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: Shut up, I'm eating my kebab and I don't care
|
| Bondi: Can we ban Freeflow? He's sabotaging my joy
|
| M: Nice piss, DaV!
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| Mak: I only saw the sniper in time to realsie how fucked i am
|
| Freeflow: Have to be careful around you guys. Anything can turn into a quote!
|
| Pat O Log: it wasn't me
|
| HaZe: we have a teeny sausage problem and i dont mean my own
|
| H...: never cross the beams, ghostbusters worked that out
|
| DFE: dav gave me a tartan plaid willy warmer for christmas
|
| Derfy: That's rude. You flashbanged your cat!
|
| Patrick Baitman: darn murder bananas
|
| ro_Dr2021: olshi is always right
|
| Derotzka: Thank you for walking onto my stickies, z@po. Very kind of you
|
| Derotzka: I would like to blame z@po, thank you
|
| ivory: a true pasta connoisseur eats alphabet pasta
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| z@p0: dav, your pan is not enough pantastic, please dont show it
|
| ivory: please stop winning i want to level up my piss
|
| Huwajux: my backstabs arent doing the crit noise. ive been denied my dopamine hit
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| Akul: I should've been a farmer like my father wanted
|
| maVil: ur getting the fish if u show urself
|
| Fnif - Laptop: stop peeing on me scotsman
|
| Freeflow-Laptop: thATS NY FUSCKIN MONEYYY
|
| THG I Carlos: wanga
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| DaV: do you ever play any other class than 'pain in the arse'?
|
| DFE: jeff are you wearing your willy warmer?
|
| Boris the Atomic Cockroach: I auditioned for the part of pyro laughing but was told that it was far too disturbing
|
| Rayman!: look at my bottom baguette, I know you like heavy bottoms
|
| Arx the halls: tangency but its christmas? tangency but EVERYWHERE AND IN MY BACCCKKCK
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| Freeflow: Headshots are reserved for people i love
|
| Baguette de pain: ban bigt and his children
|
| olshi: i can't aim
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| olshi: maybe aiming isn't the problem, but pressing the left mouse button at the right moment
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| Derotzka: I want to prematurely blame z@p0 now, thank you
|
| olshi: I was out of benzin
|
| Bondi: can mom just play engi without using sentries? thanks
|
| THG I suski claus: have you aged kb?
|
| Kaibz: !pan all the bananas
|
| KB: so are there less sluts on here then?
|
| HaZe: i blame everyone below me
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| z@p0: derfy, i dont have ice creams, leave me alone!
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| THG I suski: i have hundreds of hours as solly and i'm still crap
|
| Manflap!: I hope u choke on a bradwurst
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| Fnif: FRIENDLY SPIES ON FIRE NEEDS HEALING AS WELL
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| DFE: do centaurs have a human penis or a horse penis?
|
| Father Christmas: vote luft fur die bomben
|
| KLar: theres now a ligma variant of corona ,so watch out
|
| græy: LIGMA? LIGMA WHAT KLAR?
|
| H...: this did not go to plan
|
| koko: oh dav, may the next segfault be with you
|
| koko: he's the winner of the duel, you're the winner of our hearts
|
| BigOne: merde = thanks .. or was it merci?
|
| ^Dazed: how many davs does it take to change a taunt
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| KB: dingdingdingdingdingdingding
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| græy: sneksneksneksneksneksneksneksneksneksneksneksnek
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| græy: Blame dav TM
|
| græy: snifer in water hole
|
| græy: uMDEO ON PIPSE
|
| Gilly: its coz me and Voybee are wearing the sexy shorts...
|
| theKnigget: congratz on winning mr perfect for the 5th time Gilly
|
| DFE: you can juggle my sausage zapo
|
| THG I suski: !slaydav pretty please
|
| THG I suski: killing zapo takes priority
|
| Baguette: ban steel for christmas
|
| DFE: first raymus and rayman and now we have big t and royal t?
|
| DFE: dikke lul dikke lul dikke lul lul lul
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| DFE: everybody that votes gullywash is getting no christmas presents
|
| DFE: defeat is inevitable, we have zapo
|
| DFE: we can't lose with bigt as sniper anyway
|
| DFE: ello guv'nah
|
| Kumskott: Only fnif would backstab an ambulance
|
| Kumskott: Problemedic gnomed us all
|
| Kumskott: Double team plus crit by Suski and Banana Boy Supreme
|
| Freeflow: I want it on record that BigT is enabling me to do drugs..
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: I need to fill a hole!
|
| THG I DaV: Dear BigT, stop being a lederhosen, Regards, Dav
|
| olshi: where is the queen of wine
|
| H...: gdxvch ujnmik,pol/'[z~}
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| Bondi: I totally reflected that in my head
|
| THG l suski: your excuses are noted and will be fact checked later
|
| Incapable: I completely overestimated my skill in this situation
|
| Aztek: killing you doesn't count as malpractice z@p0, more like pest control
|
| Bondi: cute and dangerous, just like cats and otters. And zapo
|
| THG I BigT: i'm not sorry
|
| THG I aerynsun mom: unleash your inner baguette
|
| Bondi: Aeryn is almost as cool as Z@p0
|
| DFE: nobody leave, Bigt is in the queue
|
| THG I DaV: if it's alcoholic, aeryn will drink it
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| græy: *juggles sausages*
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| THG I DaV: save grapes, kill aeryn
|
| Lulu: Dav, your banana is so nice under the snow
|
| ProbleMedic: OK, you can die later
|
| THG I DaV: 'Who the hell ubers a banana?!' - DaV 2021
|
| N@T: Banana should be banned, they are dangerous
|
| THG I suski: You'll never make a good decorator
|
| H...: tele was hotter than a mcdonalds apple pie dazed
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| THG I aerynsun mom: I put a strange kit on it and it got bigger
|
| THG I BigT: Leave the money. It's MY fucking money!
|
| THG I BigT: I blame dav.
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