| 3019 |
Kaibz: Cmon turken, don't drop the towel on me
|
| 3018 |
sto: toomtoom meet choochoo
|
| 3017 |
THG I toomtoom: *locking in* okay, the slippers are coming off
|
| 3016 |
THG I aerynsun: right...who's got balls on the RED team?!
|
| 3015 |
eckho: I thought having a staring contest would be fun sarsn
|
| 3014 |
Stimor: i was aiming for a barn door i missed
|
| 3013 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
|
| 3012 |
soup: vidi i hope ur vodka evaporates mysteriously
|
| 3011 |
ProbleMedic: CAPPING IST VERBOTEN!
|
| 3010 |
Manic Miner: not sure if I have bolognese or garlic bread stuck under my mouse, but it's not helping
|
| 3009 |
Bubbah🐾: I'm going to go to Estonia and steal all your cutlery
|
| 3008 |
Stimor: i'm gonna un-dimple your golf balls, proble
|
| 3007 |
Kaibz: eckho is an actor...a good actor
|
| 3006 |
eckho: that's a warcrime
|
| 3005 |
Bubbah🐾: kano is teabagging, I mean t-posing
|
| 3004 |
soup: there's more to life than hlstats points
|
| 3003 |
THG I aerynsun: okay back, had to get a coffee with a lemsip chaser
|
| 3002 |
Herman: scary sausage man
|
| 3001 |
THG l DaV: eckho down, push! *DEAD* eckho: lies
|
| 3000 |
Pope John Paul III: jesus i forgot how to play after eating 3 bags of crisps
|
| 2999 |
ProbleMedic: NO DONT LOOK THIS ISNT HAPPENING
|
| 2998 |
Kaibz: I think turken just dropped the towel
|
| 2997 |
Kaibz: make THAT a quote
|
| 2996 |
Stimor: im stealing the socks off your corpse then
|
| 2995 |
Kaibz: things are about to get...worse
|
| 2994 |
sto: I did not want the knife delivered into my back. I specifically selected service point
|
| 2993 |
goreston: THREE PAYLOADS IN A ROW I WILL SHIT MYSELF WITH RAGE
|
| 2992 |
Bubbah🐾: ew that's disgusting...do it again
|
| 2991 |
soup: I will sink your boat, boat boy
|
| 2990 |
soup: I'm going to throw pee on you until the problem takes care of itself
|
| 2989 |
mat_est: new quote, who dis
|
| 2988 |
mat_est: *steals bow* new bow, who dis?
|
| 2987 |
Bubbah🐾: a ball...into my face, a goon ball...I got gooned but from a third party
|
| 2986 |
N@t: DaV, you need two medics just to survive!
|
| 2985 |
Kaibz: whaaat goreston is spy?! WTF is this?!
|
| 2984 |
eMcP: yes I am the best player ever and my penis is very large
|
| 2983 |
DJ LEGEND: who the fuck airshot me with a cleaver?!
|
| 2982 |
Herman: ERROR: assert Dave && not Dave
|
| 2981 |
Bubbah🐾: stop pissing on me mana, at least ask first ManaDood: I got an achievement!
|
| 2980 |
eckho: don't worry about it
|
| 2979 |
Bubbah🐾: gj dav, for once soup: evil garlic oriented human being
|
| 2978 |
THG I toomtoom!: I can't believe you pissed on me and ran away!
|
| 2977 |
Bubbah🐾: pls quototoe that
|
| 2976 |
sham1: mm...mm...bitter balls
|
| 2975 |
SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: you saw nothing, shut your mouth, respectfully
|
| 2974 |
sham1: maaaat you're here early mat_est: yeah, I got tired of working
|
| 2973 |
Dkz: I was just passing by, don't piss on me!
|
| 2972 |
mat_est: I was gonna stab Herman but he rocketjumped away right before the knife went down :D
|
| 2971 |
THG I BigT: one a scale of one to freeflow how many vodkas have you had aeryn
|
| 2970 |
sham1: quote-baiting will make you go blind
|
| 2969 |
mat_est: *confused: I don't...see...a plunger on your head?
|
| 2968 |
theKnigget: mat, let's start spawn camping them! mat_est: alright
|
| 2967 |
soup: please get it BigT, I want to hear you scream
|
| 2966 |
mat_est: someone, somewhere, is yelling medic and I'm trying to get the ball out of spawn
|
| 2965 |
ProbleMedic: at least you can see up its arse
|
| 2964 |
sarsn: crit the sandwich
|
| 2963 |
theKnigget: you can't look at your own arse Kaibz Kaibz: I could 10 years ago
|
| 2962 |
THG I toomtoom!: I don't want to blast you off, I want to kill you and steal your nuts
|
| 2961 |
goreston: I'm not some kind of goat pervert
|
| 2960 |
mat_est: yes I can recommend buying a mouse with multiple buttons
|
| 2959 |
greg: why are they called waiters when you wait for the food
|
| 2958 |
Amu Bear: I smell of stale coffee and bumholes
|
| 2957 |
THG I DaV: BigT pee on me! THG I BigT: I can't, I have performance anxiety
|
| 2956 |
Stimor: I ALREADY SAID HI TO YOU, NO SECONDS
|
| 2955 |
Kaibz: ohhhhh that piss saved a lot of people
|
| 2954 |
soup: luke, what pantaloons you have on
|
| 2953 |
ProbleMedic: what are multiple rayman called? An Arrayman
|
| 2952 |
mat_est: my eternal enemy: the lamppost
|
| 2951 |
sham1: if you say something like that you just have to expect to get quoted
|
| 2950 |
goreston: oh god I'm absolutely SOAKED in piss
|
| 2949 |
Zaruhohl: shouldve voted wutville
|
| 2948 |
TheKnigget: it's stimor the sex icon of sweden
|
| 2947 |
Kaibz: *shocked by his navigational skills* there's a FENCE!
|
| 2946 |
Kaibz: a 69 is NOT going to kill me...
|
| 2945 |
soup: join mumble, herman, i want to yell at you in a calm and respectful way
|
| 2944 |
soup: i will slice you in half using the lidl bread machine
|
| 2943 |
soup: sorry, I was distracted. I was reading about the judas cradle
|
| 2942 |
Stimor: brrrg
|
| 2941 |
soup: im being hunted by spoons today
|
| 2940 |
Stimor: boris you make a really nice thud when wrenched in the gut
|
| 2939 |
Axel the Doorway: it's up it's up it's up! ...nevermind it's down
|
| 2938 |
Aztek: def zapGPT; print('krankenwagen')
|
| 2937 |
Aztek: don't jinx me kaibz, you fortune sucking black hole
|
| 2936 |
Kaibz: you can kiss my fat black hole!
|
| 2935 |
Aztek: my wife just came along and downed half my beer glass
|
| 2934 |
wb g w/s: i was itching my nuts killing me is a warcrime
|
| 2933 |
Kan0_: AAAAAAARGGHHH THIS GAME MAKES SO ANGRYY AAAAAAAAAAAAA
|
| 2932 |
Huwajux: silly!? i resent that - I prefer industrious
|
| 2931 |
soup: I will feed you to a bundle of ravenous hamsters
|
| 2930 |
Bubbah🐾: they can't kill us if they're dead
|
| 2929 |
goreston: turken, wutville is so popular that dav installed a special keyboard shortcut: alt + f4
|
| 2928 |
soup: omg I killed someone on drugs, let's GO
|
| 2927 |
Kaibz: mat, can you google 'provoke deez nuts'?
|
| 2926 |
habibi spice: gonna quote yourself dav?
|
| 2925 |
mat_est: If gore and zapo are on one team, and one types and the other tells a 30 minute joke, not much would get done :o
|
| 2924 |
Kaibz: THERE'S STILL A CHANCE, STILL A CHANCE *point capped* ...nevermind, scratch that
|
| 2923 |
Pipper: meatballs. Meatballs!
|
| 2922 |
THG I DaV: habibi down! *DEAD* habibi spice: fake news!
|
| 2921 |
Kaibz: it's going in any second now! touch it! touch it now!
|
| 2920 |
Kaibz: show me your arse...I'm a doctor
|
| 2919 |
[SM] The answer to kill is: Yes.
|
| 2918 |
Bubbah🐾: I will rack your scissors for free if you paper my
|
| 2917 |
Bubbah🐾: im so glad dav dont read the chat right now
|
| 2916 |
Stimor: need a good hippo quote
|
| 2915 |
Jack: i enjoy the challenge of having one of our medics pausing at every innopportune moment to quip in text chat
|
| 2914 |
Brozy: do i have any qoutes
|
| 2913 |
Bubbah🐾: DaV, pls stop quoting my unhinged personality. People will start asking questions
|
| 2912 |
Bubbah🐾: I WANTED DAVS ASS AND YOU COCKBLOCKED ME ALÖF,AÖSF
|
| 2911 |
habibi spice: peekaboo!
|
| 2910 |
sham1: Must be some strong pee
|
| 2909 |
habibi spice: thats gonna be a quote anytime now
|
| 2908 |
habibi spice: nice piss
|
| 2907 |
Matbanan: did you blast my own piss on me?
|
| 2906 |
mat_est: First your cat licks my dinner, then I get milked :D
|
| 2905 |
Purps: you ever eat so much baked potato that you become the baked pota
|
| 2904 |
Jack: how did you survive the spoon
|
| 2903 |
Bubbah🐾 and you just decide to stab me in the ass crack? wth bro
|
| 2902 |
THG I toomtoom!: I forgot my ball gag
|
| 2901 |
Stimor: i wish it didnt say a loud 'STAB STAB STAB' but like a low voiced 'hehehe'
|
| 2900 |
z@p0: i ate too much cake today :x
|
| 2899 |
N@t: I don't always blame you THG I DaV: yeah, sometimes you're sleeping
|
| 2898 |
Jack: let's not do the thing that makes us lose where we all go after the useless engie behind
|
| 2897 |
mat_est: You and your crocodile hat ProbleMedic: I will nibble your ass
|
| 2896 |
Kaibz: *excited* Okay Dkz, my mouth is open!
|
| 2895 |
THG I aerynsun: don't take the tele, I'm not sure where the exit is
|
| 2894 |
THG I DaV: greg fisted my exit
|
| 2893 |
Kaibz: spy....shazbutt
|
| 2892 |
soup: it's ok stimor, whenever i see random street cats i think of you, idk why
|
| 2891 |
goreston: i only have 20 health. no not health, the other one. the shooty one!
|
| 2890 |
mat_est: I almost switched off engi after upgrading my own teleporter
|
| 2889 |
Aztek: dav you incontinent gremlin, I bet you only wear a kilt because you cannot keep it in
|
| 2888 |
mat_est: a small man, with a HUGE sombrero!
|
| 2887 |
Kaibz: do your best. Oh shit, nevermind
|
| 2886 |
Kaibz: it's a spy! it's a spy! it's not a spy!
|
| 2885 |
mat_est: *on tf2 party* I thought the cars don't drive when it's green
|
| 2884 |
THG I toomtoom!: gargle deez kiwis
|
| 2883 |
THG I toomtoom!: welcome to willy wompa's wompeling factory
|
| 2882 |
mat_est: why did I even duel...just to lose
|
| 2881 |
DFE: 69 points, climax achieved
|
| 2880 |
Bubbah🐾: thats what you get for piss quoting me
|
| 2879 |
haunted soup: dav just wants us all to be part of his golden shower
|
| 2878 |
Bubbah🐾: I DONT NEED MORE PISS QUOTES
|
| 2877 |
Bubbah🐾: oh pls dav, I were just about to piss myself
|
| 2876 |
goreston: I'm not saying he's a pervert, but last week he tried to buy a jam jar with a flared base
|
| 2875 |
mat_est: I put on my robe and a wizard hat
|
| 2874 |
THG I toomtoom!: Kaibz is the reason I can't have speakers on with my kids around
|
| 2873 |
THG I toomtoom!: i'm a licensed optoometrist
|
| 2872 |
[SM] THG I aerynsun added new quote "goreston"
|
| 2871 |
Kaibz: Yeah I was wondering what was wrong with your face
|
| 2870 |
Matbanan: I have so many quote quotes
|
| 2869 |
Matbanan: Someone quote that!
|
| 2868 |
goreston: I've got a grade II listed ass
|
| 2867 |
mat_est: where's my assist?! THG I DaV: I'm not dead yet!
|
| 2866 |
THG I toomtoom!: I'll defeat you with my face!
|
| 2865 |
Matbanan: I feel like that should be quoted!
|
| 2864 |
main: I've died to the same sentry 3 times because I forget it's there
|
| 2863 |
THG I toomtoom!: I was supposed to be showered in glory, not piss!
|
| 2862 |
mat_est: does jarate work under water?
|
| 2861 |
Matbanan: is there a quote saver in the server right now?
|
| 2860 |
Kaibz: I'm trying to think...but it hurts
|
| 2859 |
Matbanan: i like pissing on people
|
| 2858 |
Kaibz: *definitely being serious* z@p0 is an amazing medic
|
| 2857 |
Kaibz: I'm gonna 69 myself!
|
| 2856 |
ARNO: I dont have quotes im unloved
|
| 2855 |
soup: all of my kills are accidents
|
| 2854 |
Kris: spies can't legally backstab you if you ignore them
|
| 2853 |
Axel the Doorway: I have, as they say in Dutch, a golden cock
|
| 2852 |
mat_est: annual shower does not bode well with edible underwear
|
| 2851 |
Boris: what is a fluffer anyway?!
|
| 2850 |
mat_est: dispenser down! oh it's not...fuck!
|
| 2849 |
goreston: i feel like writing 'goodbye piss quotes' is asking for, well, you know...
|
| 2848 |
matbanan: can I get a second quote
|
| 2847 |
Kaibz: come to me daddy!
|
| 2846 |
Kaibz: here comes the graaaaavy!
|
| 2845 |
Kaibz: watch the bush, watch the BUSH someone!
|
| 2844 |
Kaibz: the power of gravy was not enough
|
| 2843 |
Herman: fuck cart ran over my sg
|
| 2842 |
Bubbah🐾: oh shit I'm on fire, I'll just piss on myself it's fine
|
| 2841 |
main: i have no quote
|
| 2840 |
Bubbah🐾: it's not easy when it's hard
|
| 2839 |
Boris: cmon, get it up quicker
|
| 2838 |
Kris: I was so scared of giving you uber I jumped to my death
|
| 2837 |
sham1: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
|
| 2836 |
sham1: I'm clever like cleverbot
|
| 2835 |
sham1: oh shit oh fuck oh no, what the hell!
|
| 2834 |
Kaibz: zapo my ass, my ass, my ass, my ass!
|
| 2833 |
Kaibz: OSTRICH!
|
| 2832 |
Calculon: why are you all covered in piss? what kind of party is this?!
|
| 2831 |
M: I have been peed on! I have no health!
|
| 2830 |
Bubbah🐾: noo, dont fix is drunk poorly spelled... quote
|
| 2829 |
ManaDood: you will answer for your crimes, but not right now
|
| 2828 |
THG I toomtoom!: *on BLU* OH, I forgot we were pushing!
|
| 2827 |
mat_est: /nominae upward_pro
|
| 2826 |
Bubbah🐾: why are all my quotes piss quotes?!
|
| 2825 |
Bubbah🐾: do I look like DaV to you? Stop pissing on me!!
|
| 2824 |
♥Jaxaroothefirst♥: i love showing my gasoline to my friends >:)
|
| 2823 |
mat_est: stairs...how do they work?
|
| 2822 |
Rayman!: quote bait
|
| 2821 |
Herman: i have discovered facestabbing
|
| 2820 |
Kaibz: If I could quote, that would be a quote. Oh, I can quote
|
| 2819 |
soup: i hope your lederhosen straps snap
|
| 2818 |
Kaibz: the spy is near the sentry...we DON'T have
|
| 2817 |
THG I DaV: I generally don't quote myself
|
| 2816 |
Dkz: these wine bottles are big! Where's aeryn?!
|
| 2815 |
Kaibz: gonna push in 3-2......sheeeeeeeeeeeet
|
| 2814 |
Matbanan: please fluff
|
| 2813 |
THG I aerynsun: there's no blame BigT quote? Why not?!
|
| 2812 |
Bubbah🐾: how dare he, that's my penis he's charging up
|
| 2811 |
Herman: do i not have quotes
|
| 2810 |
THG I aerynsun: wine always works!
|
| 2809 |
z@p0: have you noticed Kaibz is always excited when he talks about holes?
|
| 2808 |
Kaibz: be as DIRTY as you can!
|
| 2807 |
mat_est: Every croissant I see I think about Lulu
|
| 2806 |
soup: i think about lulu whenever i see a croissant
|
| 2805 |
TheKnigget: every chocolate croissant i see in tesco reminds me of lulu
|
| 2804 |
Bubbah🐾: I think about Lulu every Sunday
|
| 2803 |
Boris: I've got my butt plug in
|
| 2802 |
goreston: UP YOUR BUTT
|
| 2801 |
Kaibz: stop wiggling into my life!
|
| 2800 |
goreston: some days i make H angry just so I can get a new strong password generated
|
| 2799 |
soup: can i cook an egg on your ass next week
|
| 2798 |
Kaibz: spawn camping is the answer
|
| 2797 |
Kaibz: put it in all the way! perfect!
|
| 2796 |
Kaibz: *agitated* stickies on my balls!!
|
| 2795 |
goreston: did I say 'did you say nipple'?
|
| 2794 |
Bubbah🐾: aww you can't stand on your teammates heads
|
| 2793 |
H...: i was like a beach ball in the seal enclosure
|
| 2792 |
Stimor: Coconuts are mondey's ass
|
| 2791 |
M: peeing on someone is socially acceptable
|
| 2790 |
mat_est: Pat, I have a defense against your balls now, I've learned to juggle :D
|
| 2789 |
sham1: stop hitting me in the head, you bastard!
|
| 2788 |
Lux: im not quotable enough :(
|
| 2787 |
Kaibz: Spy is in our... uhm... somewhere! Yeah there!
|
| 2786 |
Pat :O Log: pat cap!
|
| 2785 |
[Wurscht] =Ph!lmoor3=: revenge is best served with a pan
|
| 2784 |
Aztek: they have zapo and wapo, but we got apo! [phys] las3r_turk3n: the battle of the *[a,@]pos
|
| 2783 |
Jdopus: I am actually sorry if I'm being onnoxious tonight, I am quite drunk
|
| 2782 |
Aztek: my mood went from shit to great and all it took was 3 beers
|
| 2781 |
TheEpicburito: eckho is a swan disguised as a duck disguised as a dude
|
| 2780 |
eckho: ring the bell
|
| 2779 |
DFE: toom toom i hope your favourite book gets a really bad movie adaptation
|
| 2778 |
Huwajux: can we ban that guy who left for letting dfe in
|
| 2777 |
Huwajux: *anxious* No, not the hole! Boris: *laughing* Yes the hole!
|
| 2776 |
sham1: DFE: Dildo For Everyone
|
| 2775 |
Kart is Useless: hearing about horsecock on THG was the last thing i expected
|
| 2774 |
Kaibz: yeah yeah yeah choo-choo-choo-choo let's go!
|
| 2773 |
DJ LEGEND: i have ate my ice cream sandwich in like 4 bites
|
| 2772 |
Kaibz: Oh hi DaV, I didn't recognise you from behind
|
| 2771 |
Aztek: godfuckingdamnpissshitfuckdamn
|
| 2770 |
Kaibz: it's okay, we have a TANK!
|
| 2769 |
soup: I'm going to start sharpening my spoon in preparation
|
| 2768 |
Bubbah🐾: you could at least shoot me in the butt and not the face
|
| 2767 |
Kaibz: sorry, i was killed by arrogance
|
| 2766 |
Kaibz: dammit, aiming is HARD
|
| 2765 |
Purps: guys I just experienced the best cookie of my life
|
| 2764 |
sham1: get back here nipple, you god damn boob
|
| 2763 |
Stimor: i rubbed my eye and fell off a cliff because of it and got autobalanced
|
| 2762 |
mat_est: they can't predict your next move if even you yourself don't know your next move
|
| 2761 |
Aztek: crossbow in my hands hits everything except the target
|
| 2760 |
wb: this game would be alot cooler if everyone was blind and deaf
|
| 2759 |
N@t: spy is a coward, little baguette suspected
|
| 2758 |
Pat :O Log: me + no legs = MAT >O_/
|
| 2757 |
Bubbah🐾: hump me harder dave.. I mean, fk u
|
| 2756 |
Akula: pipper do you snort cocaine?
|
| 2755 |
Aztek: turk3n: refusing to answer sauna inquiries and pinning spies to the wall since 2009
|
| 2754 |
THG I toomtoom!: the wee things make a noise when you stand on them!
|
| 2753 |
Bubbah🐾: I will shove that banana up your ass mat_est: I just ate a banana actually
|
| 2752 |
DFE: I THINK STALLBERG RULES
|
| 2751 |
soup: piss assist on DaV, LFG
|
| 2750 |
mat_est: oh you died...nice
|
| 2749 |
THG I aerynsun: hello all you amazing people, hello Luke
|
| 2748 |
ghostpans changed name to ghostpants
|
| 2747 |
Purps: guys can you tell me something funny to say, so I can get a quote
|
| 2746 |
soup: Tiny, don't you know it's rude to interrupt people when they're humping?
|
| 2745 |
Kaibz: oh yeah! oh yeah! Let's cap this shit!
|
| 2744 |
TinyPixel: some fucker body-blocked me and I fell in the lava
|
| 2743 |
soup: nooo my jarate rolled off the bridge
|
| 2742 |
soup: with the power of piss, anything is possible
|
| 2741 |
Aztek: thanks for the pan-to-the-face greeting nat
|
| 2740 |
Kaibz: Those freaking bubbles!
|
| 2739 |
Bubbah🐾: I want to PISS on you, so please live!
|
| 2738 |
Aztek: I always thought the <3 sign is an ice cream offering
|
| 2737 |
THG I toomtoom!: Ahhh sweet, sweet piss
|
| 2736 |
Bubbah🐾: I think I can handle two old scottish men
|
| 2735 |
gizerthor: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
|
| 2734 |
soup: dav i will replace your kneecaps with wheels
|
| 2733 |
randompixel: damn sentry ruined my tractor push
|
| 2732 |
mat_est: SO much effort, just to get panned in the head
|
| 2731 |
soup: is your weapon a grower
|
| 2730 |
HaZe: a spy disguise can never truly capture the beauty of my banana
|
| 2729 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: who came prematurely?
|
| 2728 |
goreston: dav upkilt shots goreston: wait a minute, this isn't google
|
| 2727 |
sham1: Well fuck me sideways and call me a penguin
|
| 2726 |
Kaibz: *intrigued* who's milking who?
|
| 2725 |
Kaibz: don't say that to DaV, he'll quote aaaaaanyything
|
| 2724 |
soup: dont hump me or else ill slap you with your gun
|
| 2723 |
ro_Dr2025: that should be a quote
|
| 2722 |
THG l DaV: YOU SHINY FISTER
|
| 2721 |
soup: ill tie you to a windmill blade tiny
|
| 2720 |
soup: glad to see mats descent into psychosis was quoted
|
| 2719 |
mat_est: haze has beer, share...wdym no?
|
| 2718 |
mat_est: goreston is a seagull
|
| 2717 |
sham1: wait we don't have any marshmallow quotes, that's surprising
|
| 2716 |
mat_est: I died in a basement, covered in piss
|
| 2715 |
goreston: I'm just a bog-standard pervert - I like feet
|
| 2714 |
Kaibz: spy as a MEEEEDIIIICCC!!
|
| 2713 |
Teb: #tebbedclub
|
| 2712 |
mat_est: I could have flashed you, sorry
|
| 2711 |
Amu bear: I don't trust you because you're a fucking spy!
|
| 2710 |
Manadood: Forsooth, say I, rtv
|
| 2709 |
Boris: well I think that deserves quoting anyway
|
| 2708 |
mat_est: *slightly worried* oh I clicked something!
|
| 2707 |
Kaibz: give me CAKE! Yes
|
| 2706 |
sham1: shoot him! you have a gun that shoots bullets!
|
| 2705 |
snakeitis: oh I got badonkadonked
|
| 2704 |
Kaibz: you can ... fist...pizza?
|
| 2703 |
Jahti: damnit...gravity!
|
| 2702 |
voy: good day, I'd like a beer - a beer? It's 9 am - good morning, I'd like a beer
|
| 2701 |
sham1: I have 4 heads mat_est: everyone has a forehead
|
| 2700 |
mat_est: your one eye is glowing!
|
| 2699 |
goreston: new retirement plan: play 5CP on THG so i die of a rage aneurysm in my mid-forties
|
| 2698 |
TinyPixel: I'll suck your toes if you ban z@p0, Kaibz
|
| 2697 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: OK, TIME TO TAKE THE SOCK OFF
|
| 2696 |
mat_est: get off the fucking seeeeeal! *dies*
|
| 2695 |
Stof: i clicked once and got in. i love thg premium
|
| 2694 |
Jdopus: i don't think I have quotes
|
| 2693 |
mat_est: oh you're covered in piss? come here!
|
| 2692 |
sham1: I keep being peed on. Weird, I don't remember travelling to Germany
|
| 2691 |
mat_est: mm lost my mic, accidentally pulled it out of the socket
|
| 2690 |
THG I toomtoom!: I can vary my thickness depending on my wishes
|
| 2689 |
Aztek: tar z@p0 | feather
|
| 2688 |
Kaibz: your balls have no power against me!
|
| 2687 |
Kaibz: I am my OWN proctologist
|
| 2686 |
græy: not even beans *tuts*
|
| 2685 |
Kaibz: i found the thing, it's going in, it's going in!
|
| 2684 |
Jahti: empire ant can you shove that shovel sideways up your arse
|
| 2683 |
Stimor: it's not the joy of getting in the server, it's the joy of getting in before you
|
| 2682 |
mat_est: we can't stop here, it's mat country!
|
| 2681 |
THG I toomtoom!: I'm glad to see it's not just me who gets quote-trolled
|
| 2680 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: microwave? I only have micrope... nevermind
|
| 2679 |
woosh: shittiest map of all time
|
| 2678 |
Kaibz: It's in! It's almost in! It should be in...
|
| 2677 |
Axel the Doorway: I don't like to jump on cocks
|
| 2676 |
Kaibz: dave I guess you'll quote that?
|
| 2675 |
therealss: hmm the lava kills you
|
| 2674 |
Amu Bear: you absolute wank face
|
| 2673 |
THG I toomtoom!: 165Hz of pwnage
|
| 2672 |
Kaibz: you saved my balls, thank you
|
| 2671 |
z@p0: lululert
|
| 2670 |
sham1: well done turk3n, you beautiful man
|
| 2669 |
sham1: i heard a fart somewhere
|
| 2668 |
M: tiny this is rock paper scissors, not rock paper arse
|
| 2667 |
Luke: OK maybe I need to stop pissing on people
|
| 2666 |
Kaibz: SPY IS ON YOU... someone...
|
| 2665 |
Amu Bear: I'm gonna grow some balls and teabag you!
|
| 2664 |
mat_est: i should just stop talking
|
| 2663 |
mat_est: my plan was ruined by the simple fact that you appeared behind me
|
| 2662 |
sto: it's SO close, lick it!
|
| 2661 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: it's always a bit dull when you expect a nice even game but then the other team is using medics
|
| 2660 |
Kaibz: bird man, sandvich? mat_est: he only eats seeds!
|
| 2659 |
Kaibz: I don't know where we're going, but let's go
|
| 2658 |
olshi: i want to speak to the AFK manager
|
| 2657 |
TinyPixel@THG: BOBRIS
|
| 2656 |
Aztek: not rq, but fuck you tryhards
|
| 2655 |
Carver: welp, can't uber dead people :/
|
| 2654 |
goreston: I got peanut butter on my mouse and my game crashed
|
| 2653 |
THG I DaV: how dare you kill me when I was giving the dog belly rubs!
|
| 2652 |
mat_est: oh I'm the only medic, I should probably heal better
|
| 2651 |
goreston: It can't be all stick and no carrot. You like carrots, Kaibz?
|
| 2650 |
Kaibz: I'm trying to shoot it but it's hard!
|
| 2649 |
Talash: someone said balls?
|
| 2648 |
mat_est: oh this is a SHINY ball
|
| 2647 |
goreston: that's not going to make any sense without the entire context dave
|
| 2646 |
[LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: By the holy foreskin
|
| 2645 |
Kaibz: oh z@p0, mr mathematics!
|
| 2644 |
Aztek: This is the DaV bullying simulator
|
| 2643 |
Axel the Doorway: in many cultures it is considered rude to set people ablaze
|
| 2642 |
soup: wait a minute, you're not dave, you can't hump me
|
| 2641 |
sham1: epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän
|
| 2640 |
Bubbah🐾: pls dont shovel my face
|
| 2639 |
Bubbah🐾: oh no, not the ass
|
| 2638 |
Stimor: i like killing Guy, it feels less personal Stimor: its just some guy
|
| 2637 |
sarsn: sarsn
|
| 2636 |
Amu Bear: tits!! bollocks!!
|
| 2635 |
Kan0_: u take me into terrible maps and i make u have a terrible experience im sorry
|
| 2634 |
Amu Bear: Slagtits
|
| 2633 |
goreston: i bet you nerds safely remove USB sticks aswell don't you
|
| 2632 |
goreston: did you say, nipple?
|
| 2631 |
[SM] Bubbah🐾 has been changed to RED to balance the teams. | Lyon (BLU): thank god
|
| 2630 |
THG I aerynsun: I am brave, I am ballsy, I am woman, hear me roar. Meow!
|
| 2629 |
THG I aerynsun: did we get kaibz?! Kaibz: I'm on your team! THG I aerysnsun: oh shit sorry
|
| 2628 |
Kaibz: I'm pissed, I'm pissed! So pissed!
|
| 2627 |
z@p0: mat, stab me one more time and I swear I nominate map with lamppost... and who will be the winner, hm?
|
| 2626 |
THG I DaV: get down from there sarsn! as a person from netherlands you're not allowed to be that high above sea level :D
|
| 2625 |
"*DEAD* HaZe #NAV-RED ♫: i saw a hole i needed to go in it
|
| 2624 |
mat_est: I refuse to put my tongue against it during winter time
|
| 2623 |
THG I toomtoom!: I am a swedish hamster
|
| 2622 |
Kumskott: I have enough quotes as it is
|
| 2621 |
mat_est: I have 5 heads, I AM SPEEEED!
|
| 2620 |
sham1: now that you're not in a duel, you're actually competent
|
| 2619 |
Kaibz: I'm pissed! THG I aerynsun: welcome to my world!
|
| 2618 |
sham1: the gherkin stays on
|
| 2617 |
THG I aerynsun: *back from South Africa* there wasn't any wine that I didn't like
|
| 2616 |
THG I aerynsun: Trust me, I've enough alcohol in the house
|
| 2615 |
opilops: im flying weee
|
| 2614 |
Kaibz: quote that, please
|
| 2613 |
The Tower: my quotes are just invisible
|
| 2612 |
Kaibz: the rock out-smarted me
|
| 2611 |
mat_est: Oh my ping went down a bit again, I think killing kaibz helped
|
| 2610 |
Kumskott: There is more sweat in this game than a finnish sauna
|
| 2609 |
goreston: top pyro tip: 45 hp is not enough to reflect jump
|
| 2608 |
Kumskott: erramgerd so ez lololololo
|
| 2607 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: Dav has been bamboozled
|
| 2606 |
mat_est: sham's like a tornado, just appears from somewhere, destroys all your stuff and then charges away
|
| 2605 |
Sseth's Merchant: those quotes are absolute doghsit
|
| 2604 |
mat_est: stop airblasting the seal!
|
| 2603 |
Kaibz: *at DaV* spinach won't save you...
|
| 2602 |
mat_est: it's goreston, previously gorestoff
|
| 2601 |
Kaibz: oh your butthole is warmed up yeah?
|
| 2600 |
Kaibz: RUN! Run like a...bird!
|
| 2599 |
Kaibz: spy BALLS!
|
| 2598 |
mat_est: kraxxxel you look....horrible
|
| 2597 |
Happy Brick: whats up with these quotes
|
| 2596 |
Kumskott: Turtle burglar alarm
|
| 2595 |
Kan0_: is that the only quote i have here
|
| 2594 |
ro_Dr2025: I will totally not play this. bye THG I DaV: thank you for letting us know RO, very useful info
|
| 2593 |
z@p0: gore, trust me, I am an engineer!, goreston: you're dead, your sentry is dead, I am also dead. Is that part of your master plan?
|
| 2592 |
goreston: oh zapo crashed and was our only engineer. I never thought I'd be sorry to see zapo leave but here we are
|
| 2591 |
mat_est: awh they ubered...like the tryhards they are!
|
| 2590 |
Boris: what do you want, you big furry shithead?
|
| 2589 |
Jahti: wut
|
| 2588 |
Stimor: teb kept his hall pass from elementary school he can go anywhere
|
| 2587 |
H...: the lack of goreston jokes did raise team morale
|
| 2586 |
mat_est: !qa test quote mat_est: aw
|
| 2585 |
Fluff: whenever i die i get a spontaneous penis slap in my screen...
|
| 2584 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: fuck you spyhards
|
| 2583 |
Stimor: i dont need a plan, i just need directions
|
| 2582 |
Kaibz: *intrigued* penetration?
|
| 2581 |
THG I toomtoom!: time for the reach around!
|
| 2580 |
THG I toomtoom!: drenched in moist piss
|
| 2579 |
*Creative Name*: am A DAMN HEGDEHOG
|
| 2578 |
goreston: I knew he was going to quote that
|
| 2577 |
z@p0: gore, my love, what did you say? goreston: I said fuck you zapo!
|
| 2576 |
Aztek: it's dav, the famous quote archiver
|
| 2575 |
Aztek: yeah, next time I'll piss on you lot
|
| 2574 |
sham1: only two wiggle quotes?!
|
| 2573 |
mat_est: /nomiante stall
|
| 2572 |
mat_est: Kaibz was so enthusiastic about the tele exit, the round shape must've reminded him of pizza
|
| 2571 |
Teb: my full time job is tebbing
|
| 2570 |
Bubbah🐾: be a good boi and stay dead for me voy
|
| 2569 |
goreston: I SAID, you can FIST me anytime you LIKE!
|
| 2568 |
sham1: *distraught* i'm being dominated by a chicken nugget
|
| 2567 |
Bubbah🐾: why do i have so many piss quotes, this is not who I am
|
| 2566 |
Bubbah🐾: who said you can quote my life choices??
|
| 2565 |
goreston: get inside my face
|
| 2564 |
TinyPixel: Why do the most annnoying people have a name that starts with an A: Akul, Aztek, Abubbah, aDav
|
| 2563 |
sham1: we don't have a scone quote?!
|
| 2562 |
Stimor: it's a bathroom, the floor is an option
|
| 2561 |
sham1: You can do everything correct and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life
|
| 2560 |
Akul: sir, another phlog uber has entered the last point
|
| 2559 |
THG I aerynsun: I could feel this yellow banana on my back. The eye's glaring. The banana pointing
|
| 2558 |
Kaibz: cmon...could work...should work...will work!
|
| 2557 |
N@t: I lost so many patients, I hope I am a better vet than medic :O
|
| 2556 |
Jimi: spy as me, not as good looking
|
| 2555 |
dintbo: you may have forgot your pants, but you didn't forget your crits, did you?!
|
| 2554 |
Jimi: I have emotional damage from empty glass
|
| 2553 |
sham1: oh shit, oh fuck, oh balls, oh NO!
|
| 2552 |
Teb: I'm having a beautifululu evening :D
|
| 2551 |
THG I toomtoom!: What? I can't see you, you're behind me
|
| 2550 |
N@t: I don't have bullets, I'm an ambulance
|
| 2549 |
N@t: good for you, your penis head is free, the one of Huwa is enclosed by latex
|
| 2548 |
TinyPixel@THG: !votekic
|
| 2547 |
N@t: Dav is not here, I am safe from the quote
|
| 2546 |
TinyPixel: Ik hebb een toet toet toeter op mijn waterscooter
|
| 2545 |
goreston: 70 points?! That's not funny!
|
| 2544 |
Aztek: FUCKING BUBBLES!!!
|
| 2543 |
sham1: please, excuse me: what the fuck?!
|
| 2542 |
goreston: z@p0, you horrible, useless, little man
|
| 2541 |
ro_Dr2025: ok... epic fail, rq
|
| 2540 |
KB: boris isn't just old, he was the inspiration for the flintstones
|
| 2539 |
Aztek: I hate all maps not named snakewater
|
| 2538 |
Bubbah🐾: Can I be your toilet target Rayman
|
| 2537 |
Luke: I am just a piece of meat to you Nat N@t: no You're also a life insurance when you're in my team
|
| 2536 |
goreston: I just got here you fucks
|
| 2535 |
Aztek: AHHHH SHEEEEEET!
|
| 2534 |
Kaibz: ohhhhhh Jimi stole my sandvich!
|
| 2533 |
Stimor: skill surplus, came out as crits sry my bad
|
| 2532 |
Stimor: aeryn handheld me into a spy kill
|
| 2531 |
Aztek: fuck you frontierhards. Aztek left the game (Disconnect by user.)
|
| 2530 |
Rayman!: I can never find G's spot it's not worth asking me
|
| 2529 |
Stimor: dave has 3 settings, menacing, not menacing, and idk spin cycle
|
| 2528 |
Aztek: SEAL THE BLOODY DEAL
|
| 2527 |
Aztek: I wish to report that Teb just flashed me in a back alley
|
| 2526 |
N@t: if you vote frontier you can keep your balls
|
| 2525 |
Kaibz: crits! piss! saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandvich...oh shit
|
| 2524 |
N@t: I AM NUDE ='(
|
| 2523 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: if egypt doesn't win i will rq Everyone: see ya turk3n!
|
| 2522 |
Kaibz: Oh don't you start with your bullshit!
|
| 2521 |
TinyPixel@THG: where is ro when you need a spy check
|
| 2520 |
goreston: *exasperated voice* stop going behind them and push the fucking cart!
|
| 2519 |
Pat :O Log: did you say 'ass hole' or 'Aztek'?
|
| 2518 |
Jaxaroo: that axe is bullshit!
|
| 2517 |
sham1: the traffic sign saved me! thank you, traffic sign
|
| 2516 |
spilskinanka: couldnt get enough headshots last round cos aeryn was on my team not the enemy
|
| 2515 |
Pat :O Log: 91 piss quotes and I have none
|
| 2514 |
ro_Dr2025: 91 piss quotes
|
| 2513 |
Kaibz: he will pay! He will pay! *dies* He will pay later!
|
| 2512 |
Pat :O Log: I have ball with your name, Kaibz!
|
| 2511 |
N@t: Stop! I am not a banana flambée!
|
| 2510 |
THG | toomtoom!: it's all testicle, no shaft
|
| 2509 |
N@t: How Could i miss a Penis Head?? N@t: A HUUUUGe penis head!
|
| 2508 |
davey: this map doesn't have enough ammo for my insatiable spam
|
| 2507 |
ro_Dr2025: I'm a total TF2 failure, but I am still getting Zapo
|
| 2506 |
Crag d'Hack: Spy as me... fuck you Aztek!
|
| 2505 |
Derfy: floating speech bubble saying they aren't a spy is...
|
| 2504 |
N@t: what would men want with more balls
|
| 2503 |
mat_est: it feels like yours is twice as long...wait
|
| 2502 |
DFE: I THINK STALLBERG SUCKS THG I DaV: I THINK DFE SUCKS
|
| 2501 |
olshi: phlog users have a tiny pixel
|
| 2500 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: 99% uber and Stimor one shot random crits me!!! Stimor: xcuse me it's called 'the skillz'
|
| 2499 |
mat_est: *sad* I lost all ma fish
|
| 2498 |
goreston: you're not me. I'M me!
|
| 2497 |
TinyPixel: the voices in my head are less annoying than you
|
| 2496 |
koko: quotes can and will be used against you
|
| 2495 |
Kaibz: can't say anything on this server
|
| 2494 |
Kaibz: fuck fuck! Balls in my face!
|
| 2493 |
N@t: can we turn on friendly fire for one second please?
|
| 2492 |
Aztek: decloak like an idiot > die like an idiot
|
| 2491 |
Kaibz: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh piss
|
| 2490 |
Kaibz: snipers fuck everywhere
|
| 2489 |
sarsn: pannekoek
|
| 2488 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: why is that a quote, dave?
|
| 2487 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: well i am not very skilled
|
| 2486 |
Pat :O Log: I have a golden frying pan but the gold has scratched off :C
|
| 2485 |
Freeflow: DONT TAKE THIS AS A RAGEQUIT *user has disconnected*
|
| 2484 |
olshi: fooled me with n@t disguise because n@t moves exactly like spies
|
| 2483 |
Bubbah🐾: /nomninate Bubbah🐾: /nomniate Bubbah🐾: /noiminmate Bubbah🐾: halp
|
| 2482 |
Stefan Noffke: MAP SHIT Stefan Noffke: EVEREWHERE WALLS
|
| 2481 |
Stimor: sry aeryn i thought you were a gnome, they scare me
|
| 2480 |
url.exe: medic I got piss on me, can you help me?
|
| 2479 |
z@p0: dav is on a quote spree :o
|
| 2478 |
THG I aerynsun: okay that was a bit messy, I do apologise
|
| 2477 |
H...: it'll be tuesday before my toes uncurl
|
| 2476 |
N@t: It's not stealing if I kill you to have it
|
| 2475 |
Bubbah🐾: /nomninate
|
| 2474 |
Kaibz: nice z@p0! I'm almost proud of you
|
| 2473 |
TinyPixel: Oh NO I got telefragged! *user has disconnected from server*
|
| 2472 |
N@t: I killed Luke, I can die
|
| 2471 |
THG I aerynsun: have I got any quotes that aren't wine related?
|
| 2470 |
Kaibz: get it in, get it in, get it IN! Ohhhh so close!
|
| 2469 |
TheKnigget: I need help killing the teleporter
|
| 2468 |
THG I suski: I was trying to aim there toom THG I DaV: how's that working out for you? THG I suski: I'm dead
|
| 2467 |
sto: pain in the asstek >:(
|
| 2466 |
AlphaOmega: fukken asstech
|
| 2465 |
Luke: N@t's really good
|
| 2464 |
Lyon: typical moonbase fan
|
| 2463 |
Kaibz: New year, new quotes
|
| 2462 |
Boris: wow, that's worthy of a quote!
|
| 2461 |
N@t: I'm not god, I'm a princess
|
| 2460 |
Kaibz: UH OH sham1: spaghettios!
|
| 2459 |
THG I DaV: I could change it to !reallyscramblepleaseIamKaibzAndHaveBigIQ
|
| 2458 |
Kaibz: get their dispener, kill their economy!
|
| 2457 |
goreston: soak me in piss
|
| 2456 |
Kaibz: I'm giving you all that I have. No, not that!
|
| 2455 |
THG I DaV: why are you AFK Tiny?! TinyPixel: I had peanut butter on my mouse and had to clean it off
|
| 2454 |
THG I Steel Rat1: No killing in the underworld, no killing in the under... someone killed me, what a bastard!
|
| 2453 |
Aztek: one day in Poland, they will find a murdered z@p0 stuffed into an ambulance and then I will go to jail
|
| 2452 |
Stimor: i wish water was more flammable
|
| 2451 |
olshi: i übered prematurely because those red lights on the wall looked like stickies
|
| 2450 |
THG I toomtoom!: where...where is this bovine copulation?
|
| 2449 |
THG I toomtoom!: my coffee mug is so big, it's hard to finish it before it gets cold
|
| 2448 |
THG I aeryn: Stimor you suicided in mid-air Stimor: i hit a bee
|
| 2447 |
Exponential Liability: med down, typed in allchat for psychological damage
|
| 2446 |
Kaibz: sky in the SKY!!
|
| 2445 |
Gilly: aztek my hairy arse it like an total eclipse you're fine unless you look directly at it
|
| 2444 |
Aztek: I reckon you showed Kaibz your ass and this was his verdict z@p0
|
| 2443 |
soup: i play huntsman bc i want to be a little shit not bc i want to be useful
|
| 2442 |
sarsn: unquotable
|
| 2441 |
Stimor: running wont help you, i have a bicycle
|
| 2440 |
Bongo Cat: soup has given me piss-traumatic stress disorder
|
| 2439 |
Bubbah🐾: I like radio active piss, there is a interesting taste to it
|
| 2438 |
Bubbah🐾: I like Ivorys piss
|
| 2437 |
Aztek: N@t done from behind N@t: 2.6 € Aztek
|
| 2436 |
Stimor: i looked at a star today and thought it turned off for a sec
|
| 2435 |
Aztek: dear frontier, all is forgiven, just rescue me from the fuckin' wutville
|
| 2434 |
Cuddly poetatoe ❤: do i have a quote
|
| 2433 |
CometDrg0n_: I love beating people with wrapping paper and ornaments :3
|
| 2432 |
soup: not today banana shark
|
| 2431 |
Bubbah🐾: hump him harder Dave
|
| 2430 |
Lyon: bubbah you fking oxygen bandit
|
| 2429 |
Centrifudge: I stumbled into the most british TF2 server
|
| 2428 |
THG I The Steel Rat: "Beware, there are stickies on the..." *BLAM* exasperated: "oh for fucks sake..."
|
| 2427 |
sham1: Oh god damnit the tank ran me over!
|
| 2426 |
THG I aerynsun: just sat there getting wasted!
|
| 2425 |
TheEpicburito: exam details don't matter
|
| 2424 |
Kaibz: too many moo jokes, not enough pushing
|
| 2423 |
THG I toomtoom: I keep forgetting it's teamwork and just go pissing about around corners
|
| 2422 |
Pipper: I'm in a taaaaaaank! Kaibz: I'll uber the tank!
|
| 2421 |
TinyPixel: I'm young and futile
|
| 2420 |
Kiste262: boo
|
| 2419 |
soup: I TURNED AROUND AND SUDDENLY BANANA SHARK
|
| 2418 |
THG I toomtoom!: Train right up my arse
|
| 2417 |
Kaibz: yes yes yes yes fuck yes THG I toomtoom!: cmon guys, gotta help kaibz climax
|
| 2416 |
THG I aerynsun: you only have to type it in once and it'll be immortalised
|
| 2415 |
THG I suski is afraid to duel with THG I DaV and rejects their challenge!
|
| 2414 |
sham1: what's with kaibz and slapping people? THG I aerynsun: it's a fetish
|
| 2413 |
sham1: I was more bored than Aeryn in a non-alcoholic Christmas party
|
| 2412 |
græy: need more cluck quotes
|
| 2411 |
Kaibz: This the ......errr...it's complicated
|
| 2410 |
THG I DaV: i will continue to bait you with my juicy ass
|
| 2409 |
Pat :O Log: is rage quiting burito a turbo spicy one?
|
| 2408 |
N@t: phoque Aztek: fuck! z@p0: ? N@t: =)
|
| 2407 |
Aztek: *DaV joins the game* suddenly, a shadow of a kilt envelopes the server
|
| 2406 |
N@t: I'm not like DaV, I don't have a cock head
|
| 2405 |
Bongo Cat: that piss is a lethal weapon
|
| 2404 |
sham1: I'm throwing my balls at them as fast as I can!
|
| 2403 |
mat_est: I've just realised that voy never runs backwards
|
| 2402 |
sham1: *confused* we only have one turnip quote?! what is this
|
| 2401 |
THG I aerynsun: off out for a meal tomorrow...well, it's half price wine
|
| 2400 |
mat_est: I clicked! I swear to god I clicked!
|
| 2399 |
Baron_Rogacizna: G2G feeling the 'Call of Kebab' tonight, goodnight!
|
| 2398 |
THG I BigT: I was run over by a finnish truck
|
| 2397 |
Kaibz: YEAH what is going on...in general?!
|
| 2396 |
Dkz: *successful push* yay fun continues!
|
| 2395 |
goreston: can I get a flash?! thank you z@p0!
|
| 2394 |
Kaibz: the piss! the piss is sooo strong!
|
| 2393 |
Kaibz: he did me from the front!
|
| 2392 |
Stimor: playing with fire is a game that teaches many lessons
|
| 2391 |
soup: huh
|
| 2390 |
sham1: can soup saying 'huh' be a quote?
|
| 2389 |
THG I aerynsun: I don't just flash people and run away like some people do
|
| 2388 |
soup: i would totally join a cult if they fed me free food
|
| 2387 |
sham1: What do you mean "better than stallberg"?
|
| 2386 |
mat_est: ggs - I have to go pee in real life now
|
| 2385 |
M: there's nothing more satisfying than a crit ubersaw in the bum
|
| 2384 |
mat_est: doors. how do they work?
|
| 2383 |
THG I DaV: I banana-boozled mat
|
| 2382 |
sham1: oh god damn why am I peed on, I don't like this
|
| 2381 |
THG I DaV: !qa seneaky
|
| 2380 |
Stimor: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|
| 2379 |
Kaibz: I feel you on my butt
|
| 2378 |
Pipper: Zis is UNACCEPTABLE!
|
| 2377 |
Kaibz: cmon mat....wash the piss away!
|
| 2376 |
Kaibz: I have faith N@t: in DaV? Are you on drugs?
|
| 2375 |
Freeflow: DONT QUOTE THAT
|
| 2374 |
THG I toomtoom!: whyyyy, fucking stairs!
|
| 2373 |
THG I toomtoom!: I had a keyboard once
|
| 2372 |
THG I DaV: so many fists, so little joy
|
| 2371 |
Baguette: N@t, do you want a sandvich N@t: yes please *baguette eats sandwich in front of N@t*
|
| 2370 |
sham1: Taunted harder than z@p0 when he gets a kill
|
| 2369 |
sham1: I blew my balls up on my own face
|
| 2368 |
sham1: There's more pee here than in a German porno
|
| 2367 |
sham1: !qa buttblug sham1: !qa buttplug sham1: !lqa buttplug
|
| 2366 |
Aztek: I was on the brink of rq, but then z@p0 died
|
| 2365 |
THG I toomtoom!: i don't always try my hardest, but sometimes when i do.. it makes no difference anyway
|
| 2364 |
THG I suski: not today, buttercup!
|
| 2363 |
sto: I will send feet pics to whoever... *map change*
|
| 2362 |
[SM] THG I DaV added new quote """
|
| 2361 |
Kaibz: '''
|
| 2360 |
Jimi: I'm thinking of buying a mini-fridge thanks to THG
|
| 2359 |
Kaibz: Pat, it is time: deploy balls!
|
| 2358 |
theKnigget: Today Dave is using the directMiss
|
| 2357 |
TinyPixel: I thought you could snipe BigT? THG I BigT: I prefer to body-shot you
|
| 2356 |
Kaibz: okay sarsn... I won't let you...oh fuck!
|
| 2355 |
H...: alls fair in love and sandvichs
|
| 2354 |
Kaibz: yeah...spread those balls!
|
| 2353 |
Axel the Doorway: id rather have an enema than play hydro
|
| 2352 |
mat: halloween's over? I'm naked...whaaaat!
|
| 2351 |
N@t: Boris! you burned the ambulance!
|
| 2350 |
olshi: med's dead, baby, med's dead
|
| 2349 |
sto: sm_addquote 'voy: !unsausage'
|
| 2348 |
mat: what happened?! I just saw your bits flying around me
|
| 2347 |
wicked: !q wicked
|
| 2346 |
goreston: that mini is going to have to do some work...oh it's dead!
|
| 2345 |
goreston: you can't just say dick in chat. DaV will quote you
|
| 2344 |
voy: *after rejoining* thanks, pressed the power button by mistake
|
| 2343 |
goreston: you can't just stuff sandviches into a corpse and expect the corpse to come back to life
|
| 2342 |
N@t: are we *really* talking about nail polish?
|
| 2341 |
THG I DaV: mat got fingered mat: well better than the whole fist
|
| 2340 |
goreston: see i know things its not all dick stuff
|
| 2339 |
THG I DaV: winning is important sham, but education is importanter
|
| 2338 |
Aztek: this is THG, everything you say will be used against you
|
| 2337 |
TheKnigget: M less afking more blowing ty
|
| 2336 |
THG I DaV: I'm not a smart man
|
| 2335 |
[Wurscht] =Ph!lmoor3=: sudo chmod 0700 /dev/sentry
|
| 2334 |
goreston: And *I* am talking about penises
|
| 2333 |
Stimor: i like math because you can just make stuff up and people believe you its correct because who understands that stuff anyway
|
| 2332 |
mat: Oh I thought the red barrel was dav lol
|
| 2331 |
Stimor: testing testing 1 2
|
| 2330 |
Matbanan: what are these quotes?!
|
| 2329 |
H...: i'm a frequent recipient of a tebbing tonight
|
| 2328 |
[LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: what, no assist from them getting milked?
|
| 2327 |
soup: quote this right now
|
| 2326 |
Bongo Cat: the pan is mightier than the sword
|
| 2325 |
THG I suski: hi dave - I couldn't say hi earlier as I was ramming a load of garlic bread in my mouth
|
| 2324 |
Yea!Gore!: short circuit = short penis
|
| 2323 |
Stimor: i fire blindly and accept all glory/blame
|
| 2322 |
Nugget: piss
|
| 2321 |
Aztek: Slippery? I was slippery like aeryn escaping rehab
|
| 2320 |
Aztek: final shamdown or sham finally down?
|
| 2319 |
mat_est: TinyPixel, capital letters
|
| 2318 |
goreston: Piss. And. Balls.
|
| 2317 |
THG I DaVcula: WHICH DRUMSTICK TOOK THE AMMO
|
| 2316 |
davey: We need control of our behind
|
| 2315 |
THG I BigT: use it, use it use it! Kaibz: I did, but not on you...
|
| 2314 |
Axel the Doorway: suspicious amount of pee related quotes on this server
|
| 2313 |
Kaibz: z@p0 don't die, z@p0 don't die! You're dead
|
| 2312 |
Kaibz: Oh z@p0, you saved my life
|
| 2311 |
Huwajux: every time i see aztek hes just covered in piss and running for his life
|
| 2310 |
goreston: I knew that was going to get quoted
|
| 2309 |
goreston: all I had to do was nothing...and I failed!
|
| 2308 |
Aztek: We hope you enjoyed your acupuncture session with AztekTherapies
|
| 2307 |
Rayman!: oh the spit got me awww
|
| 2306 |
THG I toomtoom!: can't a man have a shit in peace?!
|
| 2305 |
Rayman!: why can't you pee on the zombies? i want to pee on the zombies
|
| 2304 |
Bubbah🐾: why am i not invited to this warm cozy pissparty??
|
| 2303 |
mat_est: kill one banana man, killed by another banana man
|
| 2302 |
sham1: they also have a DaV so our chances of winning are higher
|
| 2301 |
Luke: jetpack idiot.exe [F2P] MalCo: Jetpack slapper not idiot
|
| 2300 |
mat_est: I shot the wall!
|
| 2299 |
koko: his one was longer :-(
|
| 2298 |
Kaibz: spies a kangaroo!
|
| 2297 |
sham1: I got my ass wiped
|
| 2296 |
Kaibz: *somewhat angry* We still have it! *point capped* Kaibz: *even angrier WE STILL HAVE IT!
|
| 2295 |
RO: that should be a quote 'thanks for the piss'
|
| 2294 |
THG I aerysun: I've no idea where the spawn is so I'm just going to top myself to go find it
|
| 2293 |
THG I DaVcula: it's a towering pillar of hast!
|
| 2292 |
sham1: I keep getting milked and it's not getting any better
|
| 2291 |
Fester: stop exploding you cowards
|
| 2290 |
THG I toomtoom!: I'm no expert
|
| 2289 |
voy: absolute disaster
|
| 2288 |
Stimor: i'll secure your butt to your face tiny
|
| 2287 |
THG I toomtoom!: no bawbags in quotes
|
| 2286 |
goreston: can you get rabies from piss
|
| 2285 |
RO: why the hell am I playing this crap of a map anyway? See you some other time
|
| 2284 |
N@t: I can see your ass goreston
|
| 2283 |
goreston: that's getting quoted surely
|
| 2282 |
sham1: You fuck! You haggis lover!
|
| 2281 |
THG I aerynsun mom: get off me peasants! Bollocks!
|
| 2280 |
goreston: I'm an idiot
|
| 2279 |
Kaibz: ubering on 3...2...fucking now!
|
| 2278 |
Kaibz: zapo don't fuck this!
|
| 2277 |
Grem: I come in peace...and you obviously do not!
|
| 2276 |
strife: om nom nom tasty salmon
|
| 2275 |
THG I DaV: you pink-boot-wearing-pee-throwing-norwegian-salmon
|
| 2274 |
sham1: I have just tele-fragged a norwegian salmon
|
| 2273 |
goreston: not all my jokes are dick jokes you know
|
| 2272 |
mat_est: *as medic and laughing* my team keep dying around me!
|
| 2271 |
goreston: Luke says something cool and gets quoted and for the rest of us it's just dicks and snakes
|
| 2270 |
Luke: you do not get to choose death, only I can do that
|
| 2269 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I honestly can't give you context for that because I can't remember
|
| 2268 |
sham1: why would you hate soup?! what's wrong with you
|
| 2267 |
Pat :O Log: what?!? no pierogi quote?!
|
| 2266 |
sham1: *definitely not sexual* get it up! get it up! get it up!
|
| 2265 |
sham1: *audibly annoyed*: Aztek you FUCK!
|
| 2264 |
Axel the Doorway: there is only so many of you I can cover in piss
|
| 2263 |
Kaibz: piss and fire!
|
| 2262 |
N@t: ALERT, DAV IS TOP SCORING
|
| 2261 |
Jack: god i love pissing on people
|
| 2260 |
Pipper: salty....balls?
|
| 2259 |
Stimor: i dream of tf2party every night
|
| 2258 |
Nugget: fuck you tryhards Nugget left the game (Disconnect by user.)
|
| 2257 |
THG I DaV: !q quote
|
| 2256 |
sham1: They're all dead, oh shit I am also dead
|
| 2255 |
Kaibz: mat come back here! mat_est: No, I like it under the ceiling
|
| 2254 |
sto: oob your pants
|
| 2253 |
Aztek: N@t obviously joined the 'insult DaV' Olympics THG I DaV: she'd win gold aztek
|
| 2252 |
N@t: I have no honour, but thanks
|
| 2251 |
Kaibz: *dropping uber for the 5th time this round* I SWEAR I pressed it!
|
| 2250 |
Kaibz: SCOUT IS A....scout?
|
| 2249 |
strife: i am not a very quotable person
|
| 2248 |
goreston: is it safe to come out yet?
|
| 2247 |
goreston: had to build a new PC today. How much thermal paste is safe to eat?
|
| 2246 |
Kaibz: I've no idea what I'm doing THG I BigT: sounds about right
|
| 2245 |
Kaibz: I'm confused myself
|
| 2244 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: don't wanna brag, but I took out the dispenser single-handedly
|
| 2243 |
sham1: Oh god damnit, I got eaten by the train!
|
| 2242 |
THG I toomtoom!: stop quoting me :D
|
| 2241 |
THG I toomtoom!: who's piss did I reflect? because I enjoyed it - I think I've unlocked a new kink
|
| 2240 |
sham1: flash me!! ...thanks!
|
| 2239 |
THG I toomtoom!: if i wasn't such a calm, well-adjusted gamer, I'd have ragequit by now
|
| 2238 |
Krotid: ez noobs *user has disconnected from server*
|
| 2237 |
mat_est: *being chased* nooo I was just observing!
|
| 2236 |
THG I toomtoom!: RAGING
|
| 2235 |
THG I toomtoom!: oh i love it when BigT finishes me off!
|
| 2234 |
Aztek: my q ansd qwe buttonasd masd thogwerthwer
|
| 2233 |
Kaibz: survive, survive! don't die...don't die! You're dead
|
| 2232 |
Kaibz: CHAAARRGE...oh sorry I don't have charge yet
|
| 2231 |
goreston: why was I slapped? Kaibz: you were inside me
|
| 2230 |
Aztek: I like that goreston insults people so we do not have to
|
| 2229 |
sham1: what does fisting have to do with watersports?
|
| 2228 |
Stimor: my strategy was to skillfully spam airblast until someone makes a mistake
|
| 2227 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I'll pin him down if you want to try again Stimor!
|
| 2226 |
Pat :O Log: more balls more fun
|
| 2225 |
z@p0: I collect feedback from this map, here and on steam THG I DaV: MOAR DINOS ZAPO
|
| 2224 |
sham1: haha, penis jokes are so funny amirite
|
| 2223 |
sham1: brb, dishwasher
|
| 2222 |
sham1: /votekivk
|
| 2221 |
Aztek: dav, you despicable bowl of stale haggis
|
| 2220 |
Manic Miner: WHERE DId I BUILD MY SENTRY
|
| 2219 |
THG I toomtoom!: so long and thanks for all the piss
|
| 2218 |
THG I toomtoom!: I'm just a quote machine
|
| 2217 |
Dkz: dont forget to take breaks! its good for you! not you kaibz, you need to heal me
|
| 2216 |
Kaibz: spy blblblblbblbl
|
| 2215 |
THG I suski: BigT disguised as a bush
|
| 2214 |
ro_Dr2024: Accidaeryn
|
| 2213 |
Fluff: would you survive from ass and mouth full of bullets and rockets?
|
| 2212 |
mat_est: so many patients omg, stop dying!
|
| 2211 |
goreston: you can't solve all your problems with piss
|
| 2210 |
THG I toomtoom!: sorry, that was Kraxxidental
|
| 2209 |
THG I aerynsun mom: you can sense it coming, can't you
|
| 2208 |
goreston: I suppose I should be grateful that nothing about the snake penises make it into the quotes
|
| 2207 |
goreston: oh that was the WRONG hole to pop out of
|
| 2206 |
THG I aerynsun mom: it's better when you have two people on the pole
|
| 2205 |
THG I aerynsun mom: geese definitely eat grass as their poo is green
|
| 2204 |
Fluff: looney toom(s)
|
| 2203 |
THG I aerynsun mom: zapo can krank H's wagon, that would make me laugh
|
| 2202 |
Derfy: have we just converted gore to demo? * goreston changed name to gr4nny
|
| 2201 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: what is z@po's favourite holiday? Boxing day
|
| 2200 |
olshi: THG's banana fetish is only topped by THG's piss fetish
|
| 2199 |
Stimor: !q tweek - Tweek.: wuut
|
| 2198 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I am not....o fuck I am....
|
| 2197 |
TheKnigget: elchi do you gym cause your backside was shank resistant
|
| 2196 |
sham1: 50 shades of græy. It's just a bunch of teleporters in inappropriate places
|
| 2195 |
.erik: not enough piss
|
| 2194 |
mat_est: sorry I forgot to heal you, I was looking at Lyon's arms
|
| 2193 |
Lyon: may you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks, tiny
|
| 2192 |
THG I aerynsun mom: oh...who's wearing my clothes with no head?!
|
| 2191 |
Boris: why are people suddenly obsessed with my quotes?!
|
| 2190 |
THG I aerynsun mom: oh pat got his balls out....it's a bit grim
|
| 2189 |
sham1: no admin abuse, that's good
|
| 2188 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: kaibz leave my holes alone
|
| 2187 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: ns...I mean fu :D
|
| 2186 |
Kaibz: yes turken...yes turken...no turken
|
| 2185 |
Kaibz: now THAT'S a quote
|
| 2184 |
Kaibz: A demoman without legs coming in!
|
| 2183 |
THG I suski: kick BigT in the shin
|
| 2182 |
james: i like when i'm listening to music and kaibz dies right as the beat drops
|
| 2181 |
Pipper: Nice piss DaV, you pissed yourself!
|
| 2180 |
Boris: get in position...no not THAT position
|
| 2179 |
z@p0: stop rotating payload, it's not kebab!
|
| 2178 |
soup: we share a braincell wdym :( sto: you keep hogging it
|
| 2177 |
Stimor: N@t was in the Paris olympics, took part in being rude to DaV
|
| 2176 |
sham1: take those arrows and shove them deep
|
| 2175 |
voy: ban baguette for scaring me
|
| 2174 |
THG I DaV: !kick blunt
|
| 2173 |
koko: wine bottle: 'you'll never take me alive' aeryn: :-)
|
| 2172 |
Freeflow: *witty quote*
|
| 2171 |
Axel the Doorway: listen, this game is only fun when I win and I expect everyone to be mindful of that
|
| 2170 |
soup: IS THAT A FROG ON YOUR HEAD
|
| 2169 |
Klonken: that piss jar has the splash zone of a beluga whale
|
| 2168 |
Bongo Cat: Hey I made the quotes. Nice!
|
| 2167 |
Bongo Cat: Random crits giveth and random crits taketh
|
| 2166 |
H...: you couldn't actually describe what a tebbing is, but you know it when it happens
|
| 2165 |
Teb: 007 tebbing agent
|
| 2164 |
N@t: apparently whisky affects your aim - someone should let dav know :D
|
| 2163 |
goreston: google maps just asked me 'how was my trip to Sainsburys
|
| 2162 |
Bubbah🐾: I'm gonna spread bread crumbs in ur bed Lyon
|
| 2161 |
Terror management: once i learn how to aim it's over for you guys
|
| 2160 |
TinyPixel: omg why do people have ears
|
| 2159 |
sham1: *incredulous* WHO shot the robot?!
|
| 2158 |
sham1: I am happy to see my banana in its full glory
|
| 2157 |
mat_est: git push -f knife in davs_back
|
| 2156 |
Jamel: I got chilli in my eye making dinner so I'm going to blame that
|
| 2155 |
Lulu: alone with voy in the spawn was a terrible experience
|
| 2154 |
mat_est: Oh I'm a medic...I forgot
|
| 2153 |
THG I DaV: !QA HAPPENSTABNCE
|
| 2152 |
Boris: I got straight in, and I'm only wearing one sock
|
| 2151 |
Count Ejacula: I...vant...to drain...your balls!
|
| 2150 |
Pat :O Log: I'm afraid of my balls :|
|
| 2149 |
TinyPixel: I wasn't AFK, I was typing!
|
| 2148 |
goreston: thank you, lingeringfart
|
| 2147 |
sham1: I got killed by my own reflected balls :|
|
| 2146 |
Lyon: KNAI Lyon: LMAO
|
| 2145 |
Pat :O Log: I love when my balls bouncing off someones forehead without any damage
|
| 2144 |
olshi: i need my tryhard pants
|
| 2143 |
THG I toomtoom!: Naughty boy
|
| 2142 |
THG I toomtoom!: You can't start giving maps quotes
|
| 2141 |
THG I toomtoom!: i read odyssey as octopussy
|
| 2140 |
Boris: ha ha ha, I've got a big long one!
|
| 2139 |
Kaibz: we oobed
|
| 2138 |
ro_Dr2024: the plumber is here, ill leave after this one
|
| 2137 |
Doodle: oh shark d'triumph
|
| 2136 |
THG I toomtoom!: that's definitely going to be taken out of context
|
| 2135 |
THG I toomtoom!: multi-heavy gangbangs
|
| 2134 |
sham1: Also, who backstabs a box
|
| 2133 |
ediii: no comment
|
| 2132 |
THG I aerynsun mom: you can't teabag a teleport!
|
| 2131 |
sarsn: !qa ass [QUOTE] "Aztek: ass" Aztek: Precisely
|
| 2130 |
sham1: I got peed on by a chicken nugget
|
| 2129 |
sham1: damnit my back is sooo sweaty
|
| 2128 |
goreston: *quote from man about to fuck things up twice* Kaibz: I'm not gonna fuck this up twice
|
| 2127 |
Fluff: well bend me over and tell me i'm a fluffy cupcake...
|
| 2126 |
Aztek: kaibz freaking out in comms is one of the reasons I play spy
|
| 2125 |
Kaibz: straight to last! THG I aerynsun mom: stretch your arse?!
|
| 2124 |
Kaibz: I'm almost proud of you z@p0...almost!
|
| 2123 |
goreston: I knew you were going to do that
|
| 2122 |
goreston: I hurt my arm taking off a sock
|
| 2121 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I'm watching it go up and down, it's hilarious
|
| 2120 |
sham1: we don't have enough ball quotes so I'm adding one more
|
| 2119 |
sham1: Oh no my BALLS!
|
| 2118 |
voy: By the Incomprehensible Heel of the Benefical Sargon, rtv
|
| 2117 |
Venom: can i have a medic slut ?
|
| 2116 |
THG I Bigt: pyro in the top bit thingy
|
| 2115 |
THG I toomtoom!: this is the map with more chokepoints than a bdsm website
|
| 2114 |
Pat :O Log: we have your favourite dish, Bubbah! upsetti with ball-ognese sauce and paremsham!
|
| 2113 |
THG I DaV: !kick trump
|
| 2112 |
goreston: i hate bananas. if i wanted a mouthful of Satan's yellow penis, I wouldn't have stopped working in retail
|
| 2111 |
Boris: I love my haemorroids The server collectively: BRUH
|
| 2110 |
Kumskott: quote that! QUOTE THAT!
|
| 2109 |
X-Treme: !unbigt.
|
| 2108 |
TheEpicburito: whats with the pee quotes
|
| 2107 |
ro_Dr2024: I ain't staying for 5cp
|
| 2106 |
sham1: Bah, it exploded in my face
|
| 2105 |
Bubbah🐾: I hate pyro mains
|
| 2104 |
Kaibz: spy is a mongoose
|
| 2103 |
Kaibz: feed me...feed ME...FEED ME!!
|
| 2102 |
N@t: is there a limit on the number of quotes you can add per day for one person?
|
| 2101 |
N@t: I don't want you to massage my banana
|
| 2100 |
N@t: sometimes your penis head is useful
|
| 2099 |
Kumskott: fucking FENCE!
|
| 2098 |
Lulu: Of course not. You can fill what you want or who you want with what you want - Everything except the croissant
|
| 2097 |
sham1: We need a naked statue of DaV at the end point
|
| 2096 |
THG I BigT: this is not a spoon?!
|
| 2095 |
Aztek: I'll shove that krankenwagen right up your ass!
|
| 2094 |
Aztek: z@p0 killed in a funny manner and laughed at
|
| 2093 |
Pat :O Log: z@p0, check my onlyballs account
|
| 2092 |
sham1: *bloop* *bloop* I'm a fish
|
| 2091 |
mat_est 'Oh there's Luke, *immediatelly headshot*'
|
| 2090 |
Kaibz: This is the puus... fuck!
|
| 2089 |
goreston: I myself prefer a low mouse sensitivity and a high emotional sensitivity
|
| 2088 |
Bubbah🐾: wow, from behind. No class here
|
| 2087 |
goreston: I think that might be my first piss quote
|
| 2086 |
goreston: just a completely normal jar of PISS
|
| 2085 |
Stimor: brain ran out of gps batteries
|
| 2084 |
H...: all i needed was a half drunk bottle of wine and I'd have looked like aeryn
|
| 2083 |
THG I BigT: two spies on my booty...wtf!
|
| 2082 |
THG I toomtoom!: well if that's not quotable, I don't know what is
|
| 2081 |
THG I aerynsun mom: don't ask me what I'm doing voy because I have absolutely no idea
|
| 2080 |
TinyPixel@THG: dont insult me with words i dont understand
|
| 2079 |
Lyon: I GOT A LLAMA I NAMED THAT BITCH TINA!
|
| 2078 |
THG I BigT: spy here. no feet!
|
| 2077 |
Hoffy: wh noob. Hoffy left the game (Disconnect by user.)
|
| 2076 |
THG I Steel Rat1: stop running away you are ruining the uber....
|
| 2075 |
davey: these...fucking...BALLS!
|
| 2074 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I laugh in the face of danger...and then I die
|
| 2073 |
THG I aerynsun mom: does that say 'bandage club' or 'bondage club'?!
|
| 2072 |
*looking at DaV and his pan* N@t: Ohhh you need to die!
|
| 2071 |
sham1: DaV what did you just do?! And why?
|
| 2070 |
dummy: time to uninstall dummy left the game (Disconnect by user.)
|
| 2069 |
Boris: *confused and shocked* turnips have not been discussed?!
|
| 2068 |
Nille ^^ @THG: i have 2 quotes xD
|
| 2067 |
Bubbah🐾: you and your fucking piss, god damnit it!
|
| 2066 |
goreston: Why are you so healthy?! Bubbah🐾: I ate a lot of carrots as a child
|
| 2065 |
sham1: I am lion jesus
|
| 2064 |
goreston: someone PLEASE quote sham saying 'I am lion jesus'
|
| 2063 |
Kaibz: Oh no, oh no, it's all gone to shit!
|
| 2062 |
Kaibz: *with a mouthful* No regrets!
|
| 2061 |
Kaibz: Beautiful piss thank you. Piss that saves life
|
| 2060 |
goreston: sorry, got a mouthful of nuts again
|
| 2059 |
Boris: Boris is always having a moment, he's OLD!
|
| 2058 |
sham1: I'm slippery like an oiled snake
|
| 2057 |
THG I suski: my mic's playing up, it's gone floppy
|
| 2056 |
Kaibz: I know your balls too well, Pat
|
| 2055 |
Gilly: its true i have nippes like melons
|
| 2054 |
sham1: you need to quote what Gilly just said
|
| 2053 |
Bubbah🐾 defeated TinyPixel@THG in a duel because TinyPixel@THG left the game.
|
| 2052 |
Bubbah🐾: Aztek, I will find you and I will slap you over the face. With a chair
|
| 2051 |
THG I BigT: can you not piss on me thank you
|
| 2050 |
Ampiong99: god these quotes
|
| 2049 |
Kaibz: Boris where is your DING?!
|
| 2048 |
sham1: Am I the only one who has a pillock quote?
|
| 2047 |
mat_est: /nextmao
|
| 2046 |
mat_est: sham we pushed your team autobalanced ragdoll body down the grate
|
| 2045 |
H...: sorry nat, i see a banana, i shoot, it's the law
|
| 2044 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Ohh Teb you cheeky little bugger!
|
| 2043 |
Stimor: all davs got their fake id from the same place
|
| 2042 |
sham1: I AM NAKED!
|
| 2041 |
sham1: He has no FEET!
|
| 2040 |
sham1: *chuckles* I'm in danger
|
| 2039 |
Kaibz: The spy is not a spy, the spy is a spy!
|
| 2038 |
Kaibz: It's not my fault if you have a butthole problem
|
| 2037 |
N@t: I'm innocent. I'm an ambulance!
|
| 2036 |
Pat :O Log: I specially polished my balls for this occasion THG I DaV: I want to see my face in your balls Pat. Wait
|
| 2035 |
Carver: pipper is love, pipper is life
|
| 2034 |
THG I toomtoom!: I'll tell you what, you should've seen the girth of that yum-yum, I've got a sore jaw now
|
| 2033 |
theKnigget: get back here stimor, I'm here to fist you....oh I got the wrong guy!
|
| 2032 |
mat_est: Like Dav to a sniper dot
|
| 2031 |
Stimor: someone replaced my bayonet with a spoon SIR
|
| 2030 |
Titanic: The game do be sinking like titanic
|
| 2029 |
THG I DaV: boris your mic is almost as quiet as zapo :D
|
| 2028 |
Luke: you saw the banana and you went for it!
|
| 2027 |
N@t: Oh no I lost DaV's pan (again)
|
| 2026 |
voy: lion lyon: rawr
|
| 2025 |
Dkz: !qa dildo *no quotes* Dkz: interesting
|
| 2024 |
Bubbah🐾: that's what you get for almost pissing on me
|
| 2023 |
N@t: DaV, I have your banana in front of my banana
|
| 2022 |
Bubbah🐾: you are so damn healthy voy: I ate brocoli as a child
|
| 2021 |
voy: I ate brocoli as a child
|
| 2020 |
TinyPixel: Two banana snipers?! It's my dream!
|
| 2019 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Och, could you not be dead?!
|
| 2018 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I need to leave after this davey: same, I need to marinade some chicken
|
| 2017 |
mat_est: I'm just a friendly neighbourhood spy
|
| 2016 |
Brozy: they're all jarated mat_est: jokes on you, we like it!
|
| 2015 |
THG I BigT: who the fuck opened the door when I said 'don't open the door?!'
|
| 2014 |
Kaibz: I didn't pee in the pool damnit!
|
| 2013 |
Kaibz: I didn't do anything. And I didn't 'bork' anything!
|
| 2012 |
Boris: Owwww, you shot me in the arse again!
|
| 2011 |
sham1: mmmm DaV piss
|
| 2010 |
Pat :O Log: dispenser down push the tart
|
| 2009 |
sham1: *with DaV's pan* ohhh it's so powerful!
|
| 2008 |
mat_est: A surprise milk there
|
| 2007 |
voy: I'm not an actor Bubbah🐾: I can tell
|
| 2006 |
sham1: *about being quoted* this is why you should say nothing
|
| 2005 |
Boris: Beerbowl! Let's have shagging cows!
|
| 2004 |
sham1: face the sword of democracy!
|
| 2003 |
sham1: push the fart!
|
| 2002 |
Pipper: YIPPITY-YEEE-KI-OH
|
| 2001 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: at least we pissed on mat
|
| 2000 |
Kaibz: Boris...put the mic in front of your mouth!
|
| 1999 |
Nille ^^ @THG: yeah :D i have a quote xD
|
| 1998 |
Jack: i'll show you a jacking off
|
| 1997 |
Kaibz: z@p0! Show me your ass! (It's a medical thing)
|
| 1996 |
Nille ^^: Va Fan
|
| 1995 |
Aztek: I just saved z@p0's life... for shame
|
| 1994 |
KraXXXel: ich verstehe nur bahnhof
|
| 1993 |
z@p0: stimor quotes should be published in form of stimor diaries and be mandatory books to read in schools
|
| 1992 |
Luke: I am basically a hacker and we still lose
|
| 1991 |
sham1: constipation, it's not fun
|
| 1990 |
THG I suski: Is that a mouse or a hamster?!
|
| 1989 |
goreston: Just heal me like a normal person! Bubbah🐾: Nooo shut up!
|
| 1988 |
THG I DaV: you did it again, you fuck
|
| 1987 |
AlphaOmega: i will feed them even harder
|
| 1986 |
goreston: POTATO TIME
|
| 1985 |
sham1: stop the cart, I'm weak and covered in pee!
|
| 1984 |
goreston: (the sugar is my penis)
|
| 1983 |
goreston: don't put it up my arse and rub it in, that sounds awful
|
| 1982 |
Kaibz: What is that? What. Is. That.
|
| 1981 |
TinyPixel@THG: can you quote dkz saying 'Teb has been going behind all night' Dav?
|
| 1980 |
sham1: *to z@p0* move like a box on cocaine!
|
| 1979 |
mat_est: can't touch this *do do do*
|
| 1978 |
Kumskott: Pat and his fucking balls!
|
| 1977 |
sham1: hide your lederhosen it's BigT!
|
| 1976 |
Kaibz: The point is ours! Badger badger badger!
|
| 1975 |
THG I DaV: you should come back to mumble zapo, we loved not listening to stuff you didn't say
|
| 1974 |
Kaibz: It doesn't matter how it looks like, just put it in your mouth
|
| 1973 |
goreston: even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and again, because dav teabags blind squirrels
|
| 1972 |
sham1: god damn it, I got stuck on the thing!
|
| 1971 |
Stimor: disguising as a banana in a palm tree, they see right through it
|
| 1970 |
Boris: I've got the runs
|
| 1969 |
DFE: you guys have ball hair?
|
| 1968 |
THG I aerynsun mom: what's a shart?!
|
| 1967 |
DFE: i fucking love stallberg it's my favourite map
|
| 1966 |
nyanezt: no way, no pootis?
|
| 1965 |
Stimor: power is but a muffin to me
|
| 1964 |
Kaibz: The tele exit we don't have is very hot
|
| 1963 |
Kaibz: ok we can hold for 8 minutes - 5 seconds later *capped*
|
| 1962 |
Kaibz: The push is NOW! Oh I lost you...I'm sorry
|
| 1961 |
THG I aerynsun mom: *talking about piss* well if it was any thicker it wouldn't come out very easy would it?
|
| 1960 |
mat_est: Why am I legless all the time?!
|
| 1959 |
THG I BigT: Ohhh I threw my chocolate at the sentry!
|
| 1958 |
sham1: you don't NEED to taunt when you kill DaV, it's just something you want to do
|
| 1957 |
mat_est: Aahhhh suski you took my sandvich!
|
| 1956 |
Mortar 13: sorry I'm new here
|
| 1955 |
Dkz: I just killed two pyros with rockets. What is going on? Oh...I killed myself with a rocket
|
| 1954 |
N@t: what is slut?
|
| 1953 |
Huwajux: stop capping so quick you're making my teles obsolete
|
| 1952 |
Stimor: I had a moment but it was taken away
|
| 1951 |
M: I wonder how long it would take to inflate a bike tyre with a penis
|
| 1950 |
N@t: DaV...I don't want to see your banana in front of my banana
|
| 1949 |
THG I suski: Leave it alone M, I can see you picking it up!
|
| 1948 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I suspect it's better than being fisted, sham
|
| 1947 |
olshi: put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put
|
| 1946 |
olshi: dav has too many quotes
|
| 1945 |
Alexander Hamilton: these quotes suck
|
| 1944 |
N@t: You're breaking my...head...heart? I'm not sure but you're breaking something
|
| 1943 |
mat_est: I switched to spy specifically after seeing that you're an engy :D
|
| 1942 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Sorry voy, I missed that. I'm an idiot!
|
| 1941 |
Kaibz: you're a pain in my asshole!
|
| 1940 |
ro_Dr2024: /qapeel
|
| 1939 |
Bubbah🐾: NOT THE DAMN BALLS
|
| 1938 |
Bubbah🐾: Those damn BALLS!
|
| 1937 |
Kaibz: GIFFFFFFFFTS!
|
| 1936 |
sarsn: !votekick birthday boy
|
| 1935 |
Kaibz: Time to get serious....*3 seconds later* whip me, whip me!!
|
| 1934 |
goreston: did aeryn just drop uber to the AFK manager?!
|
| 1933 |
james: you could torture out any information from me by just rubbing a balloon in front of my face for 5 seconds
|
| 1932 |
Kaibz: I hate balloons sue me
|
| 1931 |
kaibz: there's too many balloons I can't see anything...
|
| 1930 |
james: assisting graey with the thing he's doing always makes me feel so disgusted with myself
|
| 1929 |
ro_Dr2024: that should be a quote
|
| 1928 |
sham1: !qa peniw
|
| 1927 |
davey: Thank you for killing my medic, I needed the ammo
|
| 1926 |
Bubbah🐾: I rather have Mum yelling at me than Kum up my ass
|
| 1925 |
z@p0: dav, emergency meeting! We have impostor boxman among us! *looking at sham*
|
| 1924 |
M: I use long-lasting pee. I believe it's rated for about a minute
|
| 1923 |
FluffyKangaroo: !balls
|
| 1922 |
goreston: ha ha ha...bums
|
| 1921 |
goreston: as we all know there is only one quote about vaginas
|
| 1920 |
goreston: I'm actually surprisingly incompetent at day-to-day tasks
|
| 1919 |
Jones: you're so juicy let me stab you
|
| 1918 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Damnit I shouldn't have said that
|
| 1917 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Ohh there's a lot of hole quotes!
|
| 1916 |
ProbleMedic: Body-shotting N@t! N@t: Yeah...you don't deserve headshot
|
| 1915 |
SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: where are you going graey?! I can see you on the deathcam graey!
|
| 1914 |
Stimor: i wanna be a roomba
|
| 1913 |
goreston: There's a mini in that bush! sham1: It's my favourite mini spot on this map
|
| 1912 |
Kaibz: *agitated* STAY CALM!
|
| 1911 |
*agitated* STAY CALM!
|
| 1910 |
goreston: Probably just dipped my dick into a cup of tea or something
|
| 1909 |
THG I BigT: You don't want to know what I can fit in my mouth
|
| 1908 |
THG I BigT: he hates fisting but he's into watersports?!
|
| 1907 |
Kaibz: It's so hard z@p0, it's so hard
|
| 1906 |
Kaibz: *z@p0 joining* flatten the boxes, hide the feedback!
|
| 1905 |
goreston: every day I feel death's icy fingers creep further up my pants
|
| 1904 |
goreston: Oh great another hole...
|
| 1903 |
N@t: I eat the banana but I don't know whose
|
| 1902 |
Boris: I remember when N@t first joined the server. She was so nice!
|
| 1901 |
Zank Frappa: imagine only having 1 quote
|
| 1900 |
THG I DaV: I was being sneaky like aeryn when she's day drinking at work
|
| 1899 |
Stimor: no
|
| 1898 |
Aztek: that was the 'I am fucked but I'll go out in style conga'
|
| 1897 |
THG I DaV: quick someone give sham some head!
|
| 1896 |
Stimor: for some reason every suski deathcam I get is extremely photogenic
|
| 1895 |
Aztek: sudo rm -rf z@p0 --no-preserve-box
|
| 1894 |
goreston: I love avocados and don't own a house
|
| 1893 |
Kaibz: this is extremely dangerous...for you!
|
| 1892 |
H...: GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT
|
| 1891 |
Ro_Dr2024: Feed Zapo back, please!
|
| 1890 |
z@p0: koko, send kaibz hot pizza pics, we have to distract him
|
| 1889 |
goreston: i blame dav's penis and balls for pissing on a chocolate banana croissant that aeryn was pushing into her drink
|
| 1888 |
Dkz: *happily singing* gotta protect my BALLS!
|
| 1887 |
KraXXXel: why red have no telle i feel usless
|
| 1886 |
Pat :O Log: my balls roll best on stallberg hills
|
| 1885 |
Derfy: I piss on your chocolate croissant?
|
| 1884 |
goreston: one day i'm going to come up with the most THG quote ever
|
| 1883 |
goreston: you can't get hangovers aeryn. you have to sober up to get a hangover
|
| 1882 |
Kaibz: Oh no! They found a way to counter our thing
|
| 1881 |
z@p0: UPDATE thg_player SET msg='hey phil' WHERE player LIKE 'phil';
|
| 1880 |
Kaibz: Okay I'm watching your ass
|
| 1879 |
sham1: hehe
|
| 1878 |
THG I DaV: I banned him because he said I was german, can't stand for that :D
|
| 1877 |
THG I DaV: You can only blame people who aren't here THG I suski: unless it's DaV
|
| 1876 |
sham1: DROP TABLE `quotes`; THG I DaV: jokes on you sham, it's a TEXT file!
|
| 1875 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: huntsman is the only honourable sniper rifle
|
| 1874 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: They ubered DaV...no worries!
|
| 1873 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: is dutch a real language or are dutch people just trolling foreigners?
|
| 1872 |
long: i spent all of my money on fursuit materials and cigarettes
|
| 1871 |
mat_est: mat vs mattua duel :D mattua: hot matt on matt action
|
| 1870 |
N@t: Hmm no quote about phoque
|
| 1869 |
Pipper: Erecting a....painis!
|
| 1868 |
THG aerynsun mom: You not only killed me, you pissed on me too?! Disgusting creature
|
| 1867 |
THG I suski: Aww I couldn't get ma whip out there!
|
| 1866 |
mat_est: N@t is frontier queen
|
| 1865 |
N@t: Daaav you lost your pan, I think THG I DaV: did you steal it N@t: Yep!
|
| 1864 |
N@t: Dav, your penis hat is not transparent
|
| 1863 |
Boris: I hate you, you bastards!
|
| 1862 |
sham1: TASTE MY PISS, BORIS Boris: tastes better than your homebrew
|
| 1861 |
mat_est: lol I walked into the lamppost :D
|
| 1860 |
sham1: It usually does get weird when balls are reflected
|
| 1859 |
Jack: I'm gonna have double banana sniper ptsd
|
| 1858 |
goreston: I'm definitely one of the 'penis joke guys', dunno if I'm THE 'penis joke guy'
|
| 1857 |
Dkz: Cmon BLU, let's get this thing up!
|
| 1856 |
Boris: I'd kill z@p0 if he was sitting on the toilet!
|
| 1855 |
ProbleMedic: Pat! Take your bum outta my face!
|
| 1854 |
M: I could feel it but I couldn't find it
|
| 1853 |
græy: has anyone ever seen a banana and a sausage in the same room...
|
| 1852 |
chocolate milk conglomerate: yoink
|
| 1851 |
THG I aerynsun mom: What kind of high-functioning blah blah blah put a sentry there. Or something
|
| 1850 |
sham1: Bollocks!
|
| 1849 |
TinyPixel@THG: can you be a normal pyro and use a flaregun please THG I DaV: says the guy running phlog
|
| 1848 |
THG I toomtoom!: so many snipers are amateur stargazers it seems
|
| 1847 |
THG I aerynsun mom: paf sham
|
| 1846 |
sham1: I'm a master at handling balls
|
| 1845 |
DFE: I WAS BEHIND THE VAN
|
| 1844 |
Carver: need more fisting
|
| 1843 |
N@t: I didn't pee on you, just saying
|
| 1842 |
FTH: this is too confusing for a monday FTH left the game (Disconnect by user.)
|
| 1841 |
il: Why is there a hole here? What is this map?!
|
| 1840 |
sham1: bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks...damnit voy!!
|
| 1839 |
Ro_Dr2024: next map will kill the sv anyway, so i'll leave now to diminish the loss
|
| 1838 |
THG I DaV: kaibz how do you have both a low ping AND a low IQ?!
|
| 1837 |
Pat :O Log: if I have balls to use, I use them!
|
| 1836 |
Kaibz: there's something in the secret hole!
|
| 1835 |
THG I suski: I just saw your anaemic banana poking out there!
|
| 1834 |
z@p0: gore is the generally salty & rude guy here goreston: fuck you z@p0!
|
| 1833 |
Aztek: tbh I prefer diarrhea to constipation
|
| 1832 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Why do I have piss on me?! Didn't think I was in jarate range
|
| 1831 |
Kaibz: Come here wet balls!
|
| 1830 |
Kaibz: PAT! I need your balls!
|
| 1829 |
mat_est: What a stupid way to die!
|
| 1828 |
THG I steelrat: A crumpet would go down nicely goreston: I bet it would you dirty bastard!
|
| 1827 |
Akul: to rtv, you must submit a two page essay on this map's design to zap0
|
| 1826 |
THG I suski: not one wholesome quote
|
| 1825 |
goreston: meals are overrated, I prefer a gradual gorging over the course of a day
|
| 1824 |
chocolate milk conglomerate: sometimes i get excited and pull on the ethernet cable with my toe
|
| 1823 |
Boris: *on pd_selbyen* feed the FISH!
|
| 1822 |
sham1: As time approaches infinity, the probability of the next map being pl_stallberg_rc3 converges to 1
|
| 1821 |
mat_est: An Estonian yellow snow enthusiast disguised as a feetless Scottish haggis enthusiast
|
| 1820 |
TinyPixel@THG: prob can aim, just not at the enemy
|
| 1819 |
Aztek: #2 should ge renamed from nocrits to kaibzgasms goreston: I do often wonder if, by playing on here, we're all participating in some kind of weird sex game
|
| 1818 |
Jeff: Very good pedestrian areas on this map
|
| 1817 |
Bubbah🐾: DaV piss sounds like a exotic juice
|
| 1816 |
mat_est: I'm charging my mouse when I'm dead lol :D
|
| 1815 |
mat_est: Dav has implemented the same tech that shows you ads for stuff you've talked about irl next to a phone
|
| 1814 |
Aztek: kill-z@po-a-day keeps depression away
|
| 1813 |
THG I aerynsun mom: It used to be what's said in mumble, stays in mumble
|
| 1812 |
H...: sets toes to curl
|
| 1811 |
Pipper: Bloody wankers! *shakes fist*
|
| 1810 |
TinyPixel@THG: can we remove some quotes
|
| 1809 |
Kumskott: You popped kritz...on THAT?!
|
| 1808 |
Blast: fuck u tryhards Blast left the game (Disconnect by user.)
|
| 1807 |
Coins: Cya all
|
| 1806 |
THG I Rev. Joe_Pinball: a UK Census reveals that 75 of UK drivers are caused by accidents.
|
| 1805 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I'm too fat to go go through teleport!
|
| 1804 |
Kaibz: Killing Zapo is better than sex
|
| 1803 |
Kaibz: I saved your butthole!
|
| 1802 |
james: 'Kaibz says a bad word' is a famous kindergartener book where i live
|
| 1801 |
mat_est: /nomiante pier
|
| 1800 |
THG I BigT: I tried but you went in so fast I couldn't keep up
|
| 1799 |
N@t: god i will lose a duel because of pee
|
| 1798 |
Stimor: finally met the monthly kill dav quota - it's 1
|
| 1797 |
sham1: DaV is being a savage right now
|
| 1796 |
Huwajux: RO: 'harvest will kill the server' *nominates moonbase*'
|
| 1795 |
sham1: shitshitshitshitshit!
|
| 1794 |
Huwajux: i avoid headshots to give the enemy team a chance
|
| 1793 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Have we no quotes about testicles?! That's quite sad really
|
| 1792 |
mat_est: no yellow snow here :D
|
| 1791 |
sham1: Hotpots and flaired buttplugs
|
| 1790 |
Jack: don't think I have any me quotes
|
| 1789 |
Stimor: im about to sneeze with gum in my mouth and im fearing what might happen
|
| 1788 |
THG I BigT: !kick porno
|
| 1787 |
mat_est: Stimor, more like Stimonomore
|
| 1786 |
Stimor: mat_est more like mat_estimated time of death
|
| 1785 |
Stimor: dave has joined, my deathcam gets to lose its innocence
|
| 1784 |
mat_est: zapo is like a quotes dealer, opens a long gray raincoat and gestures at the goods hanging on the inside
|
| 1783 |
Kaibz: Yeaaah slap my mushroom
|
| 1782 |
Dkz: The first one to explode wins...just like in bed HEHEHE
|
| 1781 |
Kaibz: he's got a butthole the size of a pixel
|
| 1780 |
goreston: let's get this giant ball all the way to last point, and then shove it up zapo
|
| 1779 |
Stimor: the one hole where i thought i could build in peace
|
| 1778 |
Aztek: he joineth, he assholeth, he left...eth
|
| 1777 |
mat_est: Fredo for gore was a bad trade
|
| 1776 |
sham1: Imagine pushing the cart. Like who even does that
|
| 1775 |
ProbleMedic: Nein nein nein!!
|
| 1774 |
Kaibz: Damnit! I ubered a spy medic!
|
| 1773 |
Kaibz: Oh shit, I'm ubering DaV
|
| 1772 |
THG I suski: I WILL find you...and I WILL slap you!
|
| 1771 |
Stimor: u can call me s tier mor ... cause I'm so good
|
| 1770 |
Aztek: I like how the shadows give me a free wallhacks sometimes
|
| 1769 |
THG I Steel Rat uh uh uh-uh
|
| 1768 |
goreston: if someone yells 'fire fire' behind you in a french accent, turn around
|
| 1767 |
THG I toomtoom!: i'm raging, and i'm going to quit!
|
| 1766 |
THG I toomtoom!: selling pyro slot, 8 keys
|
| 1765 |
Bubbah🐾: Voy, get ur ass away from Tiny voy: never
|
| 1764 |
Jack: i miss twinkfister
|
| 1763 |
N@t: Dav you have some Banana issue, you miss me with your pee
|
| 1762 |
TinyPixel@THG: FUCKFUCKOFUCKCFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUCKFUCKFUCKCUIFJKKCUIFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKk
|
| 1761 |
Bubbah🐾: WHY ARE U RUNNING
|
| 1760 |
Boris: Gives a nice warm feeling inside...then again, so does pissing yourself
|
| 1759 |
Kris: these spies are going to give me PTSD - sham1 Post-traumatic Spy Disorder
|
| 1758 |
THG I toomtoom!: ullawoopled out of nowhere!
|
| 1757 |
THG aerynsun mom: I've been woopled
|
| 1756 |
soup: sham u butterkniving poop
|
| 1755 |
sham1: now THAT'S a quote DaV!
|
| 1754 |
chocolate milk conglomerate i LOVE piss
|
| 1753 |
therealss: i shall shovel ur ass
|
| 1752 |
THG I DaV TONYPOXEL y u no mumbalino TinyPixel: headache THG I DaV: it's only mumble, we don't have to have sex
|
| 1751 |
sham1: Incoming BUSH!
|
| 1750 |
Winthof: i will piss on you
|
| 1749 |
koko: DrinkFromGlassOf(*beer); has just caused an unhandled exception, brb
|
| 1748 |
koko: damnit, dereferencing the content of my glass just caused another unhandled exception
|
| 1747 |
N@t: at least I am dominated by whip
|
| 1746 |
Stof: dav@gitgud.friedmarsbar
|
| 1745 |
goreston: ooh yeah, talk dirty to me
|
| 1744 |
Pat :O Log: my floppy kielbasa is tingling
|
| 1743 |
THG I DaV: aztek you're just salty because your civilisation died out long ago
|
| 1742 |
goreston: onlyfans.com/this_is_the_push
|
| 1741 |
Pipper: Laughing at my sentry is a GOOD job mate!
|
| 1740 |
sham1: you don't need to quote people all the time
|
| 1739 |
THG I steel rat: They all appear to be ... shit
|
| 1738 |
stonks: you're just so milkable
|
| 1737 |
Aztek: guns are for pussies, real men throw piss
|
| 1736 |
SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: WASHING MACHINES LIVE LONGER WITH SHAM GONE
|
| 1735 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Straight in bloody hell! I've impressed myself there!
|
| 1734 |
Aztek: scramble my ass
|
| 1733 |
THG I DaV: ban zapo, his box and his label printer
|
| 1732 |
Aztek: every kill by DaV is like domination
|
| 1731 |
z@p0: hotel? trivago. Piss? Soup. Wine? Aeryn. Balls? Pat.
|
| 1730 |
Kaibz: Hey pat! Hey pat! Show me those BALLS!
|
| 1729 |
Pat :O Log: so DaV is a reason why dinosaurs died?
|
| 1728 |
Aztek: we lost, but I stabbed z@po 5 times, so that's a win in its own way
|
| 1727 |
mat_est: asdfgg, got uber, and was immediatelly ran over by train
|
| 1726 |
mat_est: zapo the kind of the guy who finishes function names with please
|
| 1725 |
Boris: Yes take the healthpack so I can burn you longer!
|
| 1724 |
sarsn: got some important info ..... need to poop
|
| 1723 |
THG I aerynsun mom: shut it, I'm trying to google something while you're dying!
|
| 1722 |
sham1: someone like me who's not me...an imposter!
|
| 1721 |
Aztek: no one can trash DaV like Kaibz
|
| 1720 |
Fluff: well suck my teeth sideways and call me a bunny
|
| 1719 |
soup: akul is a menace akul: sometimes medics bite back
|
| 1718 |
BND: I hate it when people can actually aim
|
| 1717 |
THG I Bungle: get bungled you scottish bastard
|
| 1716 |
Bruh: LET'S KICK BUBBLEGUM AND CHEW ASS
|
| 1715 |
goreston: oh my balls are wet
|
| 1714 |
Boris: I've been run over by a TRAIN!
|
| 1713 |
Winthof: fish chocolate, a a hidden gem
|
| 1712 |
TinyPixel: I'm a barbie girl!
|
| 1711 |
chocolate milk conglomerate: that's me
|
| 1710 |
chocolate milk conglomerate: no
|
| 1709 |
sarsn: its my penis enlargement
|
| 1708 |
Kaibz: blu was doing fine until Dav came back
|
| 1707 |
TheKnigget: Aww I blew my horn too early
|
| 1706 |
THG I DaV: I think my pan is broken Derfy: A skillet issue?
|
| 1705 |
theKnigget: I'm not motivated by German penises, sorry
|
| 1704 |
olshi: quote
|
| 1703 |
SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: Aww I blew my load too early
|
| 1702 |
Boris: I have a cunning plan!
|
| 1701 |
DFE: admins censoring wank quotes
|
| 1700 |
AliloH: ok boomerwater AliloHoHoHo (Disconnect by user.)
|
| 1699 |
THG I BigT: Sauerkraut is good though
|
| 1698 |
Boris: Well if you're going to do silly stuff like taunt in a war zone you deserve to die
|
| 1697 |
ProbleMedic: Such an angry milk boy
|
| 1696 |
goreston: DaV soaked in his own piss - must be the weekend
|
| 1695 |
TheKnigget: dav please remove pat's ball ty THG I DaV: a patsectomy?
|
| 1694 |
Kaibz: I like to use early!
|
| 1693 |
Kaibz: Is the pizza geometry course, like circles...and stuff?
|
| 1692 |
goreston: Kaibz wouldn't lie to us...
|
| 1691 |
TinyPixel@THG: dav i need a kapsalon quote
|
| 1690 |
goreston: After a tebbing like that I won't be able to sit down for a week
|
| 1689 |
goreston: Telling z@p0 to survive is like telling a fish to fly
|
| 1688 |
Kaibz: z@p0 is the hero, I can't believe it
|
| 1687 |
ro_Dr2024: are you talking about the spoon as the kitchen thing or as a sexual position?
|
| 1686 |
Bondi: Kaibz is like a storm in my pants
|
| 1685 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: Can discord comments be made server quotes?
|
| 1684 |
Bubbah🐾: ah, i have missed the sweet sound of voys whip on me backside
|
| 1683 |
Kangaroo: Stop stealing my metal you stupid sniper!
|
| 1682 |
olshi: i feel useless without piss
|
| 1681 |
SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: I'll show you my box if you show me yours
|
| 1680 |
sham1: Dominated by dav!? This is unacceptable!
|
| 1679 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: i fluff pyros
|
| 1678 |
soup: i will peel that smug banana off of your face bigt
|
| 1677 |
goreston: my magic? hold on, let me get some lube
|
| 1676 |
ProbleMedic: on a scale of 1 to aeryn, how confused are you?
|
| 1675 |
Pipper: I have bad news. Pringles tube is empty
|
| 1674 |
goreston: a million quotes about penises and not a single mention of vagina. it's like the spice girls did it all for nothing
|
| 1673 |
THG I toomtoom!: heavies from the rear, pyros blasting to the face.. good
|
| 1672 |
ro_Dr∞: I've been gased with my own gas!
|
| 1671 |
Kaibz: spy on you ...erm...someone....
|
| 1670 |
Kaibz: Oh FRICK - balls in the face
|
| 1669 |
Kaibz: I don't know what I'm doing, sorry
|
| 1668 |
Pat :O Log: I want to stick my floppy kielbasa in that sentry!
|
| 1667 |
Kaibz: DaV is a spy, we should be safe
|
| 1666 |
TinyPixel: Prob, get into the tree with me
|
| 1665 |
Kaibz: Piss is...illegal
|
| 1664 |
THG I BigT: There's no 'blame BigT' quote. Nice
|
| 1663 |
koko: Don't shoot me while I'm laughing at you!
|
| 1662 |
Kaibz: *shakes fist* I'll give you some feedback alright...
|
| 1661 |
Dkz: why are you reading this chat? dont you have anything better to do?
|
| 1660 |
THG I DaV: almost airshot Teb, then I woke up
|
| 1659 |
N@t: I saw your penis head and then I suicide ...
|
| 1658 |
N@t: I stole Dav piss
|
| 1657 |
THG I aerynsun mom: *gasps* chocolate milk!
|
| 1656 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Yassss I'm in the bloody box!
|
| 1655 |
Dkz: sheep are nice and fluffy
|
| 1654 |
Luke: another day another tebbing
|
| 1653 |
Stimor: aeryn was sober last night, then she woke up
|
| 1652 |
sham1: Buy me flowers next time you are thinking of ramming me like that
|
| 1651 |
mat_est: Dav doesn't need porn, he has all our quotes here in the server
|
| 1650 |
mat_est: there hasn't been any quotes with the word mushroom, really
|
| 1649 |
ProbleMedic: Who brings a flamethrower to a fist fight?!
|
| 1648 |
Boris: It's my birthday and I'm covered in piss!
|
| 1647 |
Stimor: can i have your coffin after you've completely decomposed
|
| 1646 |
Kaibz: You can take my life....but you'll never take my CHOCOLATES!
|
| 1645 |
Kaibz: I *need* some piss!
|
| 1644 |
Kaibz: *pleasantly surprised* OH! There's a hole here!
|
| 1643 |
TheKnigget: i propose we should autobalance based on how cool people are relative to dav
|
| 1642 |
Kaibz: This is good, this is good, this is good. We should, we should, we should!
|
| 1641 |
sham1: A tortilla waits for no man
|
| 1640 |
Stimor: teb is like the sound you hear when you drop a wet towel on the floor
|
| 1639 |
THG I aerynsun mom: !pav dav
|
| 1638 |
Kaibz: Aiming is HARD! Don't quote me on that
|
| 1637 |
Kaibz: Rage meter overload
|
| 1636 |
TinyPixel: Please for the love of god, someone help me
|
| 1635 |
sham1: Oh, so it's not just zapo that abandons patients
|
| 1634 |
Teb: DaV is back, let's make him a snack!
|
| 1633 |
mat_est: Got sandwiched between Dave and Not Dave :o
|
| 1632 |
Dkz: my cannon is going into the box
|
| 1631 |
soup: i might be stupid
|
| 1630 |
Stimor: !delete kids
|
| 1629 |
Stimor: early snail beats the turtle as they say
|
| 1628 |
Kaibz: Oh the balls in the face!!!
|
| 1627 |
THG I DaV: I'm an idiot
|
| 1626 |
THG I BigT: accidentally balled a spy in the face
|
| 1625 |
las3r_turk3n: red has small sausages
|
| 1624 |
james: hell hath no fury like a pyro missing 20 hp calling for a medic
|
| 1623 |
THG I aerynsun mom: What did you do? THG I BigT: I fisted him and made him laugh
|
| 1622 |
Aztek: come here, o DaV, lot's of whisky and haggis here
|
| 1621 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: it's not the size of the spawn but how you use it
|
| 1620 |
Boris: Save me z@p0. Save me and I'll love you forever
|
| 1619 |
elchi: Impossible
|
| 1618 |
christmas z@b0x: Dear Santa, please make elchi more quoteable, sincerely boxman
|
| 1617 |
Kaibz: Hmmmmm, OH YEAH
|
| 1616 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: we did it kamarat! *Pipper voice*
|
| 1615 |
Kaibz: he's not as ugly as z@po'ass
|
| 1614 |
Kaibz: Piss piss piss piss piss!
|
| 1613 |
ro_Dr2023: Save Aeryn, kill grapes!
|
| 1612 |
goreston: the rampant stimor is actually one of Anne Summers' better sellers - Stimor: i have become rampant, destroyer of words
|
| 1611 |
THG I aerynsun mom: rampant stimor
|
| 1610 |
Boris: Give me your BANANA!
|
| 1609 |
THG I toomtoom!: not all bananas are a snack
|
| 1608 |
Kaibz: You know what they say, what doesn't kill you...disappoints you
|
| 1607 |
Kaibz: Stop blaming my perfectly round ass
|
| 1606 |
Kaibz: That's right you saw NOTHING!
|
| 1605 |
z@p0: just reminder your pizza is delivered in boxes so I take a tax in the form of pizza slice
|
| 1604 |
sham1: I wanted to get me a zapo and you denied me. For shame steel
|
| 1603 |
Pat :O Log: polish is not a language, its random key pushing
|
| 1602 |
THG I suski: Is it long, flowing and gorgeous? ProbleMedic: No it's short and mediocre
|
| 1601 |
Kaibz: In the HOLE!
|
| 1600 |
THG I DaV: i'm running like aeryn when it's an open bar
|
| 1599 |
Nugget: any team with big daddy should get a head start tbh
|
| 1598 |
mat_est: Covered in piss! Euwww
|
| 1597 |
sto: long-ass hair or long ass-hair?
|
| 1596 |
Bubbah🐾: oh no, who's gonna whip me when voy isnt here :(
|
| 1595 |
Fester: I was just letting a random one off
|
| 1594 |
Bubbah🐾: I'm coming for that ass Voy! U better watch out
|
| 1593 |
sham1: I'm in a TREEEE!
|
| 1592 |
Pat :O Log: flashbanging a cat sounds like some new sex possition
|
| 1591 |
Rayman: I have enough piss quotes on this server already
|
| 1590 |
Rayman: I don't want to pan you, I just want to piss on you
|
| 1589 |
voy: I haven't given my consent for my messages to be stored as quotes. See you at the European court of justice dav!
|
| 1588 |
AliloH: ok badwater AliloH left the game (Disconnect by user.)
|
| 1587 |
soup: you got skewered like a common kebab dav
|
| 1586 |
KLar.: play cod u camper
|
| 1585 |
sham1: I didn't expect to receive piss facts today, but here we are
|
| 1584 |
Lyon: appreciate my piss Bubbah🐾: i don't like drowning on piss
|
| 1583 |
THG I aerynsun mom: TinyPixel is behind us? Where is that little shit
|
| 1582 |
sham1: What kind of a quote is that?!
|
| 1581 |
THG I aerynsun mom: /(
|
| 1580 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I've just been pissed on!
|
| 1579 |
olshi: eins, zwei, drei ... i do not sink we brought enough bodybags
|
| 1578 |
græy: these cliffs are very dangerous
|
| 1577 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Helloooooo
|
| 1576 |
Stimor: no banana no gain
|
| 1575 |
SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: Judge, jury and kicksecutioner
|
| 1574 |
Alice Cadave: voy just appears when i least expect him - soup: like a silent fart
|
| 1573 |
ProbleMedic: was pat, he whacked me in the face with his bottle
|
| 1572 |
Stimor: sry aeryn but you looked lost, so I unlosted you
|
| 1571 |
lyon: here's another quote
|
| 1570 |
ProbleMedic: i just wanted nat !
|
| 1569 |
[SM] ADMIN: Kicked Balls of uranium
|
| 1568 |
voy: I can spray, but it does nothing
|
| 1567 |
Stimor: i still say it counts as spawncamping if we run in fear from bigt to our spawn
|
| 1566 |
Teb: don't be that person *Steel' voice*
|
| 1565 |
Kaibz: Woah that was HOT!
|
| 1564 |
Dkz: You're so dirty Kaibz. Kaibz: Thaaaat's right!
|
| 1563 |
Kaibz: I clicked it, I SWEAR!
|
| 1562 |
Kaibz: We don't need your sausage
|
| 1561 |
Kaibz: you can take my life, you won't take my sandvich
|
| 1560 |
z@p0: i knew Red Wine wouldnt play here long when aeryn is on server
|
| 1559 |
Stimor: nats naps & noms, a bed & breakfast
|
| 1558 |
Boris: What are you doing cat? No not on the KEYBOARD!
|
| 1557 |
Teb: You should do more teb-checking
|
| 1556 |
TinyPixel@THG: it's Teb - use it!!
|
| 1555 |
Bag hate of pain: ban suski for halloween, christmas, new year
|
| 1554 |
TheKnigget: I could just teabag at a faster rate, couldn't I?
|
| 1553 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I'm going to go sit and cry in the corner now
|
| 1552 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Oh come on, that is so not fair!
|
| 1551 |
THG I aerynsun mom: If you want me to take that off again Kaibz, let me know
|
| 1550 |
Kaibz: no head for you
|
| 1549 |
Kaibz: we don't want your sausage, z@p0
|
| 1548 |
Kaibz: Ohhhh so many balls!
|
| 1547 |
Derotzka: Stop being such a baby, we all have to play maps we don't like
|
| 1546 |
Stimor: instructions unclear, teabagging
|
| 1545 |
Nugget: im not saying anything about jarate, i dont want to be quoted
|
| 1544 |
Boris: That bloody toilet paper blocked me from getting out
|
| 1543 |
kaibz: dav your piss is weak
|
| 1542 |
THG I DaV: get in the lava you fuck....
|
| 1541 |
Pat :O Log: dracululu is sucking chocolate from croissants
|
| 1540 |
1plyToiletPaper@THG: When you need someone to wipe your ass dont come crawling back to me
|
| 1539 |
Kaibz: Ahh the piss was too strong!
|
| 1538 |
olshi: amazing how many things you can get stuck on when a pyro chases you
|
| 1537 |
sanji soda: sv_bigballs_mode 1
|
| 1536 |
Mortis: i whipped you because i thought you were a horse
|
| 1535 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I just got banana'd. Better than being tea-bagged I guess
|
| 1534 |
THG I aerynsun mom: There's no favouritism when it comes to quotes. Gotta drop people in the shit
|
| 1533 |
N@t: DaV, all I can see is your banana
|
| 1532 |
gary the guy: you've been garryed
|
| 1531 |
Mortis: i'll name my son after you, gary - he's 43
|
| 1530 |
mat_est: I came out of the tele, to see Pipper's huge heavy face saying kiss me :D
|
| 1529 |
Kaibz: *with more enthusiasm than before* HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
|
| 1528 |
Kaibz: HRRRRRRRR
|
| 1527 |
koko: do you like tele? warm tele? NO! I like it hot!
|
| 1526 |
Kaibz: Oh you don't want to come in? Fine! Bar is closed!
|
| 1525 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: i got 99 problems and ProbleMedic is one of them
|
| 1524 |
Kaibz: Come on Freeflow, do your dirty little thing
|
| 1523 |
Pat :O Log: I was obliterated with a bottle! And its before 8 pm!
|
| 1522 |
kaibz: balls in the face z@p0
|
| 1521 |
theKnigget: I don't know where the back door is
|
| 1520 |
.erik: CMON maaaaan
|
| 1519 |
.erik: !q erik - .erik (real) :(
|
| 1518 |
SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: Umm that's a bit too deep
|
| 1517 |
THG I toomtoom!: it's not team Fairtress 2
|
| 1516 |
THG I toomtoom!: i can't do naything right tonite :D - THG I toomtoom!: even speeling
|
| 1515 |
sarsn: what is that sentry made of - voy: anti sarsn metal
|
| 1514 |
*SPEC* maVil: FINALLY [AFK Manager] maVil was kicked for being AFK too long.
|
| 1513 |
Stimor: POINT ME TOWARDS YOUR FAMILY
|
| 1512 |
THG I toomtoom!: i'm unquotable!
|
| 1511 |
ro_Dr2023: I just got killed by a fruit disguised as a vegetable
|
| 1510 |
TinyPixel: Did you just throw a sandvich at me and say, EAT IT!?
|
| 1509 |
treulosetomate: every q is an rq
|
| 1508 |
[LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: They were all over our back doors
|
| 1507 |
Kaibz: That's a nice quote indeed!
|
| 1506 |
H...: wife came home, had to say hello at least
|
| 1505 |
Alice Cadaver: why so many ass quotes about voy?
|
| 1504 |
soup: dav went spinning like a common helicopter
|
| 1503 |
Pipper: B-r-r-r-r-r-t
|
| 1502 |
Bubbah🐾: Don't be upsetti have some spaghetti
|
| 1501 |
THG steel rat: bollocks
|
| 1500 |
goreston: help me olshi, i'm weak and covered in pee
|
| 1499 |
sillys: boris are you like 50?
|
| 1498 |
KB: aww I'm so sad, please send your complaint to: no_one_cares@ryanair.com
|
| 1497 |
Boris: Cmon, get it up, QUICKLY!
|
| 1496 |
olshi: mom has many edgy quotes
|
| 1495 |
wtabs: i don't have a quote
|
| 1494 |
Drama Cadaver: why so many ass quotes about voy?
|
| 1493 |
Big Daddy: This isn't wacky! *rage quits*
|
| 1492 |
Pipper: New balls, please
|
| 1491 |
Jeff: Don't premature, don't premature, don't premature!
|
| 1490 |
TinyPixel: The more you suffer, the happier I am
|
| 1489 |
Dkz: I finally got it up after all these years
|
| 1488 |
[LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: We need to haul ass, people!
|
| 1487 |
THG I steel rat: bollocks
|
| 1486 |
goreston help me olshi, i'm weak and covered in pee
|
| 1485 |
silly: boris are you like 50?
|
| 1484 |
TinyPixel: I couldn't get the fucking thing out. It was stuck under my eyelid
|
| 1483 |
voy: poop your pants
|
| 1482 |
Kaibz: Jumping is dangerous
|
| 1481 |
Kaibz: Oh I feel dirty. This is dirty!
|
| 1480 |
hooah: crabs I'm afraid that was too deep for me, please be gentler
|
| 1479 |
Communism: hi
|
| 1478 |
soup: tiny i hope you wake up to many unsettling gnomes giving you sleep paralysis
|
| 1477 |
TinyPixel: I could not, but i'm not gonna not
|
| 1476 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I need to keep my mouth shut
|
| 1475 |
Pipper: *worried* Spy...LuLu...uh, uh...Tiny...uh, shit. Sorry!
|
| 1474 |
THG I aerynsun mom: thats a spy! No...that's boris
|
| 1473 |
TinyPixel: Did you fart? THG I BigT: quite heavily. Wanna smell?
|
| 1472 |
ro_Dr2023: can we have some spycheck? I can't upgrade my stuff and spycheck at the same time
|
| 1471 |
Stimor: N@t do you say 'chu chu' when you push a shopping cart at the store? z@p0: N@t, what about cart in disneyland :D ?
|
| 1470 |
theKnigget: I took advantage of everyone's rear
|
| 1469 |
Pipper: fear me sarsn: I do now
|
| 1468 |
ro_Dr2023: I will definately not stay to play this )/(/(&/ZUZT&/&¤E of a map
|
| 1467 |
Stimor: zapo flashes forest animals he aint THAT much of a gentleman
|
| 1466 |
THG I suski: There's always a banana floating around somewhere
|
| 1465 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Those bloody balls Pat, go away!
|
| 1464 |
Stimor: i was being a dead
|
| 1463 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Get OFF me you peasant!
|
| 1462 |
theKnigget: Hit DaV from the rear for maximum damage
|
| 1461 |
goreston: ban baguette and her collection of isopods
|
| 1460 |
TinyPixel@THG: Voy next giveaway should be your steam account so i can delete it
|
| 1459 |
TinyPixel@THG: Dave next time you hump me im gonna run over to you and kick you in the balls
|
| 1458 |
N@t: Don't listen to DaV, because yeah, DaV
|
| 1457 |
z@p0: box yourself banana boy! :P
|
| 1456 |
goreston: I'm not dead, I just smell funny
|
| 1455 |
SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: Oh no, goreston can't blow me
|
| 1454 |
pumpkin: why is this server so obssesed with piss
|
| 1453 |
Luke: Don't quote that
|
| 1452 |
SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: im not paying my tv lisence so i dont need a tele
|
| 1451 |
Dkz: can i get some nuts in my face, for free, when I fly with airKB?
|
| 1450 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Stop wriggling ya scottish git!
|
| 1449 |
Kaibz: Who's got the highest IQ? That would be Pat and his big...balls!
|
| 1448 |
goreston: you can work my flanks any time you like knigget
|
| 1447 |
N@t: I killed you with your own pan
|
| 1446 |
Pipper: Upgrading the tele...Mr Bum
|
| 1445 |
Freeflow: wow thanks Dav.
|
| 1444 |
N@t: You're not getting old Freeflow. You're already old
|
| 1443 |
koko: by 'cock' you mean the animal, yes?
|
| 1442 |
TinyPixel@THG: This went from going well to going absolutly fucking shit
|
| 1441 |
THG I suski: I had to move away from my chair because one of my dogs farted under it
|
| 1440 |
james: if god wanted me to play normally, he wouldn't have created that crossbow sightline
|
| 1439 |
james: is there a way to limit classes only for specific players? just asking
|
| 1438 |
Baguette de pain:ban problem and his poo
|
| 1437 |
Baguette de pain: ban steel and his cobra...
|
| 1436 |
ro_Dr2023: I definately do not play this to get killed in spawn door 4 times in a row!. *user has disconnected from server*
|
| 1435 |
theKnigget: if you shank me again lulu i will go to france and replace all croissants with chocolate versions
|
| 1434 |
Teb: last second tebbing
|
| 1433 |
Kaibz: Thanks DaV, thank you so much
|
| 1432 |
Kaibz: Yes....but yes
|
| 1431 |
TinyPixel: Give me some chill
|
| 1430 |
TinyPixel: Yeah my arse started to hurt after that
|
| 1429 |
THG I suski: I can't talk for a few minutes, I'm trying to eat a footlong subway
|
| 1428 |
z@p0: elchi, sometimes after working hours I pretend to be a hat :P
|
| 1427 |
Kaibz: I'm not hiding, it's tactical!
|
| 1426 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Your sacrifice was appreciated and also quite hilarious
|
| 1425 |
z@p0: Wobba, dont trust gore, he loves abandoning his meds and blame them afterward
|
| 1424 |
THG I owen: I'm fisting as fast as I can!
|
| 1423 |
ProbleMedic: I was thinking about that joke too, but I didn't say it as I'm a decent human being
|
| 1422 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Karma...biatch!
|
| 1421 |
Luke: I keep dying to snipers THG suski: how does that feel?
|
| 1420 |
THG I owen: someone stole my umbrella today
|
| 1419 |
ProbleMedic: How did I fail so utterly?!
|
| 1418 |
The Grand Mac: Take a shower, admins, you smell like Reddit.
|
| 1417 |
THG I suski: I'm not bothered about snipers feelings
|
| 1416 |
TinyPixel: I can handle any sword, long or short
|
| 1415 |
TinyPixel: OMG the brownie is warm!
|
| 1414 |
TinyPixel: Holy shit that's a lot bigger than I thought it'd be
|
| 1413 |
TinyPixel: Anything can fit with the right mindset
|
| 1412 |
TinyPixel: I was hoping for something creamy
|
| 1411 |
TinyPixel: I like it big
|
| 1410 |
THG I DaV: It's massive! TinyPixel: Thanks
|
| 1409 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I fed the seal a lot of food and he looks very fat now
|
| 1408 |
THG I Bungle: you bastard :D
|
| 1407 |
THG I owen: I am an amazing person with amazing quotes
|
| 1406 |
DFE: i'm obsessed with dav?
|
| 1405 |
soup: dfe probably has a shrine for dav in his living room w/ how obsessed he is with dav, it's ok
|
| 1404 |
Smilez: I quote is like a tattoo, if you have one you never get rid of it.
|
| 1403 |
THG I owen: i am quote-less
|
| 1402 |
soup: tiny + dav i will flatten ur tall hats
|
| 1401 |
THG I owen: great
|
| 1400 |
THG I owen: yello
|
| 1399 |
Freeflow: Cmon you just need to touch it
|
| 1398 |
olshi: omg i am dueling a huntsman
|
| 1397 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Oh I fell in the hole!
|
| 1396 |
H...: set toes to curl
|
| 1395 |
THG I suski: Bloody crit hit the doorframe!
|
| 1394 |
ro_Dr2023: I had enough of being spy bait. If I don't throw myself from thee window for shame, I'll see you tomorrow. Good night
|
| 1393 |
H...: my self awareness is not great
|
| 1392 |
M: You can't complain about being quoted
|
| 1391 |
Boris: Get on the point you cowards. It's only death!
|
| 1390 |
Kaibz: mmmmm paninis
|
| 1389 |
Boris: Noooo cat, get off the keys! Get off the keys!
|
| 1388 |
THG I aerynsun mom: If it's Kaibz-shaped, kill it!
|
| 1387 |
Jimi: gsajdgjsh
|
| 1386 |
james: kaibz you literally had no idea what jalapeno is 2 months ago
|
| 1385 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Oh...just walked into a door
|
| 1384 |
THG I DaV: Thanks N@t, you're the best
|
| 1383 |
soup: roasted u like a banana bbq
|
| 1382 |
goreston: Imagine if I could aim a shotgun THG I BigT: Then you wouldn't play pyro
|
| 1381 |
(-:RjF:-) Alexi [Minigun Bro']: 30 seconds is exactly what my girlfriend says
|
| 1380 |
AlphaOmega: zapo for dav, is that good trade?
|
| 1379 |
DFE: PLEASE STOP MOVING WHEN I'M TRYING TO ARROW YOU I HAVE BAD AIM
|
| 1378 |
DFE: jimi puts hagelslag on her broodje leverworst
|
| 1377 |
Derotzka: z@p0 is indeed very disappointing
|
| 1376 |
james: verz obscure question, is there anz tf2 command to reload mz kezboard lazout so y and z are not swapped
|
| 1375 |
Pat :O Log: I ball'd myself today...
|
| 1374 |
N@t: That was not fair, but at least I have your pan!
|
| 1373 |
N@t: Can you just die?!
|
| 1372 |
Teb: even game decided it was too much tebbing
|
| 1371 |
Arx: That felt like a THG gangbang
|
| 1370 |
Freeflow: omg learn to aim freeflow
|
| 1369 |
Pat :O Log: kill that garlic man!
|
| 1368 |
Pat :O Log: thank god! no more Kaibz's sex sounds...
|
| 1367 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Some of mine are quite dodgy
|
| 1366 |
Fluff: you need to be able to manage the girth of it
|
| 1365 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I think I'm just go over to the corner and cry now
|
| 1364 |
goreston: does anybody else worry that we've all heard kaibz's sex noises without realising it?
|
| 1363 |
olshi: a server with many medic mains is a healthy server
|
| 1362 |
Pat :O Log: I swear! I'm better when im drunk ;p
|
| 1361 |
Kaibz: I got balls in the face!
|
| 1360 |
goreston: Kaibz has got no sandvich. Kill him!
|
| 1359 |
goreston: kaibz may be staying alive, but i've got saturday night fever, and the only prescription is slain medics
|
| 1358 |
Kaibz: Sorry I don't know what I'm doing
|
| 1357 |
DFE: *to soup* i'd piss on your grave but i'd just do you a favour
|
| 1356 |
Derotzka: She hasn't rage quit, she's getting a plane ticket to z@p0's house to slap him
|
| 1355 |
KB: what do you call an aeryn without a glass of wine? a spy
|
| 1354 |
[LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: hey, stop using my body as a teacup
|
| 1353 |
M: No no no, don't you fall before I piss on you!
|
| 1352 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Stop it before you make the hole even bigger!
|
| 1351 |
Kaibz: No fuel. Sorry. Shit!
|
| 1350 |
(-:RjF:-) Alexi [Minigun Bro']: push madam, I see the head
|
| 1349 |
Kaibz: Pizza has been transformed to useful energy
|
| 1348 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I got too many pairs of shoes. I cannot buy anymore
|
| 1347 |
Fluff: hm?
|
| 1346 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I was squashed by the DOOR!
|
| 1345 |
kaibz: the cap is spying
|
| 1344 |
Teb: Dav eats only tebberoni pizza
|
| 1343 |
THG I DaV: ugh, dirty butt pizza lover got me :C
|
| 1342 |
lolo: chuckle
|
| 1341 |
lolo: *squeak*
|
| 1340 |
Kaibz: Piss on the sentry. Nice!
|
| 1339 |
Kaibz: someone touch it! someone touch it!
|
| 1338 |
Pat :O Log: my balls are too small for dav :C
|
| 1337 |
Kaibz: n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no!
|
| 1336 |
THG I suski: You take it any way you like
|
| 1335 |
Dkz: I was trying to get the right angle, Boris
|
| 1334 |
Pipper: Burn zem all...wunderba!
|
| 1333 |
dakkafex: ...
|
| 1332 |
Boris: Don't say anything, they'll just quote it against you
|
| 1331 |
Pipper: I never said that
|
| 1330 |
Pipper: Rapid sausage. Mmm Mmm
|
| 1329 |
THG I aerynsun mom: We're not alcoholics; they go to meetings. We're drunks, we go camping
|
| 1328 |
Dkz: what do you do when you are sick? koth
|
| 1327 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Hi Lulu, bye LuLu, die Lulu
|
| 1326 |
Derotzka: Don't you dare club that seal
|
| 1325 |
ro_Dr2023: I panick ubered the spy
|
| 1324 |
Kaibz: Come at me bro
|
| 1323 |
goreston: 6 minutes? I've had shits that take longer than that
|
| 1322 |
sarsn: where are the sluts
|
| 1321 |
z@p0: Hotel? Trivago. Piss? Soup
|
| 1320 |
theKnigget: nugget where is big daddy? Nugget: making me a sandwich
|
| 1319 |
davey: stallberg - the main event
|
| 1318 |
Stimor: may your toast slip out of your hand and land upside down, voy
|
| 1317 |
Nugget: i just wanted to pee on you for the sake of it
|
| 1316 |
Alice Cadaver: that pee was slightly too early nugget, i wasn't on fire yet, but thank you
|
| 1315 |
Stimor: tf2 needs dav, like a car needs a horn, or something
|
| 1314 |
N@t: everything is sexual here. Stimor is giving his balls to voy
|
| 1313 |
N@t: wait what is the meaning of nuts in English
|
| 1312 |
goreston: MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS
|
| 1311 |
Dkz: When something is going wrong, you must whip it!
|
| 1310 |
Stimor: AAAA A DINOSAUR Stimor left the game (Disconnect by user.)
|
| 1309 |
H...: ME = IDTIOT H...: FSS
|
| 1308 |
voy: I like me some strawberry milk
|
| 1307 |
KraXXXel: killing a man with his pan out is a warcrime spycraps
|
| 1306 |
TheEpicburito: it is worth dying to see kaibz covered in piss
|
| 1305 |
Kaibz: I don't have a sandvich, I don't have a sandvich. Oh...I have a sandvich
|
| 1304 |
Baguette de pain: ban kaibz and his shark
|
| 1303 |
Kaibz: YOU and your piss!
|
| 1302 |
koko: i'm not afk, i'm drunk
|
| 1301 |
Kaibz: Fuck sorry! ...wrong button...
|
| 1300 |
olshi: Have I been tebbed?
|
| 1299 |
Kaibz: It's fully hard right now
|
| 1298 |
Stimor: ba-na-hell-NAW
|
| 1297 |
Stimor: when i tried coffee as a kid i accidentally put salt in it instead of sugar but i figured i can balance it out with sugar.
|
| 1296 |
THG I the_steel_rat1: I want you close to me Kim...not that way!
|
| 1295 |
goreston: I could not get in the hole
|
| 1294 |
(-:RjF:-) Alexi [Minigun Bro': it will fit like dad in mom
|
| 1293 |
Baguette de pain: ban steel and his duck
|
| 1292 |
Pat :O Log: forgot to take out my balls :I
|
| 1291 |
ro_Dr2023: Bloody pyros, they come in pairs now
|
| 1290 |
james: james: quoting yourself is kinda weird
|
| 1289 |
KB: shit map, or worse map... what a great set of options
|
| 1288 |
Luke: milk vs piss the ultimate showdown
|
| 1287 |
soup: i will curdle you if you throw milk @ me
|
| 1286 |
DF)DS#RFEIDGJEWIF: *at TinyPixel* nahhh he taunted because he was butthurt
|
| 1285 |
N@t: Voybee pushed me out of my tree, that's rude!
|
| 1284 |
THG I aerynsun mom: If you shout out 'penis', N@t will appear
|
| 1283 |
olshi: i heard the random crit and knew i was fucked
|
| 1282 |
Dkz: Dave I feel you're putting everything I say into the quotes now
|
| 1281 |
Dkz: DaV is on FIRE tonight!
|
| 1280 |
goreston: Dkz does have a PhD, a pretty huge...doctorate
|
| 1279 |
[F2P] MalCo: 2 types of people in THG: ass people and piss people.
|
| 1278 |
Dkz: Looking at my quotes, they seem to be mostly ass related
|
| 1277 |
james: born too late to explore earth, born too early to explore space... born just in time to explore wierd fruit-opinions on tf chat
|
| 1276 |
james: you know, dav gets shittalked here a lot when he's not around, but i honestly don't think he's that bad
|
| 1275 |
snuggle mcmuffins: i love getting pissed on by australian men
|
| 1274 |
Lyon: heres my quote
|
| 1273 |
Boris: It seems everyone is getting blown off today
|
| 1272 |
goreston: He's pissed on, let's get him
|
| 1271 |
THG aerynsun mom: Just remember if it's z@p0 shaped, kill it!
|
| 1270 |
H...: after suffering on blue last round, the sympathy account is overdrawn
|
| 1269 |
goreston: You can play your little trumpet all you want, it won't save you
|
| 1268 |
THG I DaV: save the planet, recycle boxman
|
| 1267 |
Kumskott: A MINUTE?! Look at Mr stamina over here
|
| 1266 |
Dkz: knigget, prepare your butthole
|
| 1265 |
james: please report to thg's penis inspection discord channel immediately
|
| 1264 |
Kaibz: *with spinning mini-gun* aeryn come back! I want to show you something!
|
| 1263 |
Pipper: *big sigh* penetration
|
| 1262 |
Pipper: Teb is an animal
|
| 1261 |
Boris: I knew I shouldn't have had that bath; takes away my natural musk
|
| 1260 |
Baguette de pain: ban boris and his horse
|
| 1259 |
TheEpicburito: damn I have only 3 quotes so far
|
| 1258 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Come 'ere ya agfbdsrgtferhvfer
|
| 1257 |
goreston: piss on my ass DaV
|
| 1256 |
ro_Dr2023: I keep getting killed by kangaroos
|
| 1255 |
spilskinanka: i have no quotes
|
| 1254 |
The Tiny Desk Engineer: Context is optional with quotes
|
| 1253 |
TinyPixel@THG: Teb backwards is bet. And i bet you didnt know that
|
| 1252 |
soup: Teb looked at me and I died
|
| 1251 |
M: Maybe he's not quoteable enough. That's a me quote
|
| 1250 |
THG I aerynsun mom: gerson and dorfy through the door
|
| 1249 |
goreston: anyway, that's all my serious advice. fuck all y'all, I am the best THG I suski: yes what gore said
|
| 1248 |
soup: !nominate koth_nippletwister
|
| 1247 |
soup: piss recruitment
|
| 1246 |
Baguette de pain: ban mom, her dog, her cat and her rabbit
|
| 1245 |
Fnif: Piss on me! Piss on me! Quickly!
|
| 1244 |
N@t: Where is zapo, I want to blame him
|
| 1243 |
james: i must have angered some gods today.... first, all the good porn subreddits go on a strike, and now this
|
| 1242 |
THG I BigT: Do you have your...pee ready?
|
| 1241 |
Luke: Okay, I'm just going to flash everyone
|
| 1240 |
Akul: they are starting to go soft and wrinkly unfortunately
|
| 1239 |
Kaibz: get average, get Davbox
|
| 1238 |
davey: I must leave my planet needs me
|
| 1237 |
Kaibz: Thanks I knew that was coming
|
| 1236 |
Kaibz: Awhhh, balls in my face
|
| 1235 |
Kaibz: Shit, can't aim!
|
| 1234 |
THG I BigT: God damnit your banana is in my face!
|
| 1233 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I hate to ask this Luke, but 'you got any wee'?
|
| 1232 |
ro_Dr2023: This is a panic uber
|
| 1231 |
goreston: sample text: 'Ooh BigT, the spin cycle's not the only thing that goes at 6000rpm' whimpered Dav, seductively
|
| 1230 |
goreston: I remember saying it, I don't remember it being quoted
|
| 1229 |
Derfy: aeryn likes teleporters into grinders
|
| 1228 |
z@p0: dav, keep your banana away from my box
|
| 1227 |
konrad: That was a clutch flash, doctor!
|
| 1226 |
konrad: I'm the perfect mix of Klarr and Aeryn
|
| 1225 |
TheEpicburito: is there a me quote here somewhere?
|
| 1224 |
james: stallberg, pier, sleep, repeat, stallberg, pier, sleep, repeat
|
| 1223 |
james: wait till you smell my gf's farts
|
| 1222 |
ro_Dr2023: that is so quatable
|
| 1221 |
THG I The Steel Rat: I had three fucks in a row
|
| 1220 |
TinyPixel: Too liquidy, need thicker piss
|
| 1219 |
olshi: feeding pyros in 2023
|
| 1218 |
THG I BigT: Holy fuck, I'm so high!
|
| 1217 |
z@p0: mom rq
|
| 1216 |
Kaibz: Someone is doing something
|
| 1215 |
z@p0: koko.generateRandomMemePlease();
|
| 1214 |
theknigget: That's it smith, smack it harder
|
| 1213 |
THG I suski: just going to go bash the slush puppy
|
| 1212 |
N@t: I just come to kill DaV
|
| 1211 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I'm aware I'm odd, it's fine
|
| 1210 |
z@p0: stop paffing me for crimes you've made mom! :<
|
| 1209 |
THG I BigT: This team has no W button
|
| 1208 |
M: I think quite a few quotes of mine are about quotes
|
| 1207 |
M: Context doesn't matter for quotes
|
| 1206 |
piss has joined the game ManaDood: soup's alt
|
| 1205 |
soup: why are all of tinys quotes sexual
|
| 1204 |
Pipper: My banana is not purple
|
| 1203 |
soup: it's ok we don't need textures, we can just rawdog the map
|
| 1202 |
N@t: it seems bananas are fat this round
|
| 1201 |
N@t: NEXMTAP, N@t: nexmtpa, N@t: shit
|
| 1200 |
N@t: I prefer to be covered in pee rather than dead
|
| 1199 |
goreston: I'm a big fat dominator
|
| 1198 |
Fnif: Blow me, blow me blow me!
|
| 1197 |
SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: That's my bloody sandvich!
|
| 1196 |
THG I aerynsun mom: That's Pat with the balls!
|
| 1195 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Prob what are you doing?! ProbleMedic: Trying to fist
|
| 1194 |
Freeflow: Do NOT quote that
|
| 1193 |
Freeflow: i prematurely exploded :'(
|
| 1192 |
Freeflow: You throw another flare at me and we'll be having words...AAHHHH!
|
| 1191 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I'm glad knigget said that, I'd forgotten where I put my sentry
|
| 1190 |
goreston: If you think his cannon is impressive, you should see his balls
|
| 1189 |
H...: sex with a cheese grater is better than moonbase
|
| 1188 |
z@p0: bit harder please
|
| 1187 |
Heimerdinger: I keep getting killed by the heavy twins
|
| 1186 |
Helmsman: my corpse was half blu half red so that was new
|
| 1185 |
Kaibz: I'm not a machine TinyPixel: That's what a machine would say
|
| 1184 |
Helmsman: I think we've had enough quotes from Helmsman today lol
|
| 1183 |
Helmsman: there's always one hall of death nominator
|
| 1182 |
H...: a pity quote! Helmsman: Go pity yourself H
|
| 1181 |
Helmsman: yay, more cliffs
|
| 1180 |
Stimor: my tf2 updated when i launched WHATS NEW Stimor: WHERES THE HATS
|
| 1179 |
Stimor: always spin to confuse your enemies and your own orientation
|
| 1178 |
Kaibz: Piss! Oh it's BLU piss. That's okay
|
| 1177 |
Pipper: mgjndfg9945u mk
|
| 1176 |
Kaibz: nominate pl_vodka_a1
|
| 1175 |
Kaibz: Balls.
|
| 1174 |
Kaibz: OH NO....gravity
|
| 1173 |
goreston: It'll take more than your filthy piss to stop me
|
| 1172 |
theKnigget: Why are you chasing me?! goreston: boredom
|
| 1171 |
goreston: the worst thing about DaV joining is now we can't even claim to be pox-ridden granny-bangers without it being used against us
|
| 1170 |
Boris: I got gangbanged by a pair of pyros
|
| 1169 |
Kaibz: Go for it, go for it. It should be here...it's not here!
|
| 1168 |
Kaibz: Oh fuck yes!!
|
| 1167 |
koko: my big butt kept it open
|
| 1166 |
olshi: tired of getting backstabbed? then i could recommend: turning around.
|
| 1165 |
olshi: poked the wrong fatty
|
| 1164 |
THG I DaV: *throws chocolate croissant at lolo*
|
| 1163 |
goreston: DaV's gone. Finally I can say all the stupid shit that comes into my head without fear of it lasting forever
|
| 1162 |
goreston: I will give you money to remove the last quote
|
| 1161 |
goreston: I wouldn't, but that's cause I have both a fetish for old people and chlamydia
|
| 1160 |
Kaibz: Allllllllllllllllllllright
|
| 1159 |
ro_Dr2023: no pyro slot... I'll just rq
|
| 1158 |
TinyPixel: Two quotes in one day? I'm on a streak
|
| 1157 |
TinyPixel: There's a soldier behind you KFC manager!
|
| 1156 |
TinyPixel: Cornflakes on chicken wings?
|
| 1155 |
H...: OH YOU COLOURLESS BANANA YOU
|
| 1154 |
Kaibz: Teb is tebbing on the right side
|
| 1153 |
Pipper: EVERYONE, I am on FIRE!
|
| 1152 |
Boris: Mmm deep fried Pipper...leave me alone what have I done?!
|
| 1151 |
Stimor: when your deathcam has 10 enemies you feel like you got killed proper
|
| 1150 |
Stimor: I fear H might pocket my stickies and walk off with them
|
| 1149 |
goreston: I knew that was going to happen, I could feel it coming
|
| 1148 |
THG I DaV: yeah taking cock shots
|
| 1147 |
Dkz: Ban me bro!
|
| 1146 |
z@p0: stimor, sue them. nobody'll believe white banana and wine-woman :P
|
| 1145 |
THG I DaV: konRAD, more like konUNCOOL
|
| 1144 |
ShiftyJaffa: Brick! Brick! Take it off!
|
| 1143 |
THG I BigT: Derfy come back so I can murder you
|
| 1142 |
Stimor: Don't feed N@t after midnight
|
| 1141 |
soup: !recycle tinypixel
|
| 1140 |
Kaibz: Oh the PISS exploded in his face!
|
| 1139 |
KB: kb is a scout because he doesn't rage quit when he can't get a pyro
|
| 1138 |
ro_Dr2023: I will definately NOT gonna play koth if I don't have a pyro slot. Good night
|
| 1137 |
Teb: Reverse Tebbing?
|
| 1136 |
N@t: VOYBAN
|
| 1135 |
N@t: DaV downloads minion porn probably
|
| 1134 |
Fnif: DaV's primary job on sniper is throwing piss
|
| 1133 |
Kaibz: Yeah give me your piss, I'll give you mine!
|
| 1132 |
goreston: I'm not a total fucking moron
|
| 1131 |
koko: DaV, I like your contraptions
|
| 1130 |
Kaibz: You have to caress it
|
| 1129 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: I GOT KUMMED
|
| 1128 |
theknigget: gore can you get out the way so I can take out the mini
|
| 1127 |
M defeated M in a duel because M left the game.
|
| 1126 |
soup: i support all tiny pannings
|
| 1125 |
konrad: IT'S ME. IM HIGH PING HEAVY
|
| 1124 |
THG I suski: I couldn't get my whip out!
|
| 1123 |
goreston: i'm gonna hunt you down and do uncomfortable things to you
|
| 1122 |
Huwajux: Dav you are to give in to our demands otherwise i shall nominate moonbase every game. You have 24 hours.
|
| 1121 |
Purple.HaZe.: sorry my banana slipped
|
| 1120 |
goreston: a rare reverse tebbing
|
| 1119 |
Baguette de pain: ban gore forever KB: you miseplt Dav there Baguette
|
| 1118 |
Pat :O Log: all balls and no donk makes Pat a dull boy :I
|
| 1117 |
Huwajux: yay no more hall of death nominations
|
| 1116 |
Luke: Life's good then you get a steelrat up your arse
|
| 1115 |
sham1: It's not about the length of the airshot but how it's used
|
| 1114 |
Kumskott: I couldn't win even if I tried
|
| 1113 |
ShiftyJaff: They've got that bubble thing!
|
| 1112 |
Kumskott: What a noob!
|
| 1111 |
TinyPixel: First you fist me, then you stick a knife up my ass?
|
| 1110 |
z@p0: TebbingHappyGamer taunted me
|
| 1109 |
emie: see badlands is a very fitting name cus you're in the goodlands when you're not playing badlands
|
| 1108 |
H...: everyone here has been tebbed at some point or another
|
| 1107 |
N@t: I think we cannot judge based on the taste of someone's banana
|
| 1106 |
Baguette de pain: MOM PLEASE BAN VOY FOREVER
|
| 1105 |
emie: why is everyone behind me today
|
| 1104 |
baguette du pain: it wasn;t me, it was my baby
|
| 1103 |
Huwajux: key signs of psychopathy: lying often, manipulating others, playing engi on 5cp
|
| 1102 |
Stimor: Huh
|
| 1101 |
ProbleMedic: So much for 'what happens on mumble stays on mumble'
|
| 1100 |
TinyPixel: M is just a letter. His opinion is irrelevant
|
| 1099 |
sham1: Swedish rage. Typical
|
| 1098 |
soup: what's a grundle
|
| 1097 |
sham1: YOU PISSED ON ME MID-AIR YOU PILLOCK
|
| 1096 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Move over tubby, I need some heals!
|
| 1095 |
TinyPixel: I thought my H button was F4 for some reason
|
| 1094 |
THG I suski: it looked a bit like a gimp mask with a visor over it
|
| 1093 |
Ozzak: sv_quote false
|
| 1092 |
soup: imagine not having spray on underwear that dissolves by the end of each day
|
| 1091 |
Boris: We also have various silly quotes
|
| 1090 |
ShiftyJaffa: Always check the rear voy!
|
| 1089 |
THG I aerynsun mum: Who broke Carver's ass?
|
| 1088 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I have to do it voy, it's too dodgy
|
| 1087 |
Dkz: Ohhh they PEED on me again!
|
| 1086 |
THG I DaV: Ohh that was a good shot N@t: It's killing me to say...yes
|
| 1085 |
Kaibz: Someone STOLE the sandvich!
|
| 1084 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I just walked into a chair...
|
| 1083 |
Kaibz: I'm not going in the hole
|
| 1082 |
Akul: how can dinosaurs be real if the earth is only 4000 years old?
|
| 1081 |
Pat :O Log: *on cp_dustbowl* z@p0 do you want some feedback on this map?
|
| 1080 |
z@p0: dav is joining ... what do we want to play next and why its stallberg ?
|
| 1079 |
Baguette de pain: fgu>QZGFaLKf BAN TEAM RED
|
| 1078 |
z@p0: pub pushes on dustbowl should be forbidden. I demand adding it to server rules
|
| 1077 |
z@p0: Bomben Luft für die Vote!
|
| 1076 |
Luke: Tebbing the Teb THG I DaV: one cannot simply 'Teb the Teb'
|
| 1075 |
sarsn: oh no boris with his plan
|
| 1074 |
soup: thank you random crits for allowing me to harvest dav
|
| 1073 |
[F2P] MalCo: Dav are you a slap person or a pan person? You have to pick a side...
|
| 1072 |
soup: i might be an idiot
|
| 1071 |
soup: see a non pee quote
|
| 1070 |
DFE: pineapple on croissants yes/no?
|
| 1069 |
A Flying Whale: shoots foot *headshot*
|
| 1068 |
N@t: DaV, I want you to know I saw you burning and I did not help you
|
| 1067 |
THG I DaV: what's french for 'I'm an idiot' - THG I aerynsun mom THG I DaV :)
|
| 1066 |
sham1: I did everything correctly yet I still failed
|
| 1065 |
KraXXXel: stimor pls move ur sentry an inch to the left - Stimor: how about i move you an inch to the right
|
| 1064 |
sham1: Stop peeing on me soup, I'm not into that kinky shite
|
| 1063 |
soup: where did you find the blind confidence to walk by everyone and then wrench the enemy tele
|
| 1062 |
Jimi: Ohh I did it again
|
| 1061 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I think I'm gonna stay down here and play in the oil
|
| 1060 |
Probmedic: at least buy me a beer before you get me from behind
|
| 1059 |
Kumskott: DEFEND me, peasants!
|
| 1058 |
Kaibz: Oh scheisse
|
| 1057 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I'm giving it a good spank and apparently it's enjoying it!
|
| 1056 |
Dkz: hairy pipper and the goblet of fire
|
| 1055 |
THG I aerynsun mom: It's soooo hard!
|
| 1054 |
soup: *sets flamethrower to seek out zapo*
|
| 1053 |
Stimor: I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY
|
| 1052 |
soup: idk about you but im crying over my last braincell
|
| 1051 |
X-Treme: Dav woont in een windmolen
|
| 1050 |
goreston: pissnipples
|
| 1049 |
soup: it's like dav scours the chat, ready to insta add piss related quotes
|
| 1048 |
tomato: so much piss
|
| 1047 |
z@p0: my dear pineapple dero, calm down or you'll end up on pizza in my box
|
| 1046 |
sham1: First I get whipped and then I get rocketed. Worst dom ever
|
| 1045 |
Stimor: every frontier rtv gives N@t a grey hair
|
| 1044 |
james: one day i'll break up with this server, and i'll ask for all my quotes to be removed
|
| 1043 |
james: everyone always asks 'how dav', but never 'how's dav' :'(
|
| 1042 |
THG I aerynsun mom: YA RUDE!
|
| 1041 |
AliloH: voteketchup tomato !!!
|
| 1040 |
Kumskott: Boris, the most oblivious man on this planet.
|
| 1039 |
soup: pat it's illegal in 25 countries to use the short circuit
|
| 1038 |
james: you're a funny guy, kaibz... that's why i'm going to kill you last
|
| 1037 |
Helmsman: I was fully cocked and everything
|
| 1036 |
sham1: You try to go deep, but then you just can't go deep enough
|
| 1035 |
Dkz: Let me unzip my pants Kaibz
|
| 1034 |
Jimi: nobody challenges me to a duel which tells me people are honorable here
|
| 1033 |
Kaibz: Ohhh, you and your piss!
|
| 1032 |
olshi: everyone, we must stop ze dummkopfs
|
| 1031 |
THG I suski: I nearly said something that would've become a quote DaV
|
| 1030 |
sham1: The tebbing will continue until morale improves
|
| 1029 |
sham1: *after being tebbed* Teb, I did not appreciate that one bit
|
| 1028 |
z@p0: something something 69% of sausages are disappointing
|
| 1027 |
Jimi: is everyone drunk since Im on top :D
|
| 1026 |
goreston: next time, pay the extra for a keyboard with a tab key
|
| 1025 |
z@p0: dkz, wanna unbox me :D ?
|
| 1024 |
Oh no ! Lulu !: I'm unpaffable
|
| 1023 |
ProbleMedic: I'd like to buy something from the dutilleul-free-store :D
|
| 1022 |
DFE: my k/d ratio is getting below 5, gn guys
|
| 1021 |
sham1: I feel so rammed
|
| 1020 |
zapo: could someone on server eats our pineapple friend Derotzka and make some space on the server for little box
|
| 1019 |
olshi: have you noticed, rock paper scissors never ends in a draw?
|
| 1018 |
Jimi: i just want to whip someone, is that too much to ask
|
| 1017 |
Kaibz: Watch out, DaV is raging
|
| 1016 |
THG I DaV: the server filled faster than aeryn's trolley in the wine aisle
|
| 1015 |
H...: I need to be at one with my embarrassment
|
| 1014 |
Kaibz: You're too fat for the window
|
| 1013 |
koko: olshi: so many quotes
|
| 1012 |
voy: I see pyro, I shoot
|
| 1011 |
soup: avoiding my rollers is a federal crime
|
| 1010 |
græy: when in doubt, whip out your box
|
| 1009 |
goreston: Just leave me, I don't deserve the heals
|
| 1008 |
Baguette: Yaaaaaay, I'm dead!
|
| 1007 |
goreston: Fuck it, let's just get DaV again
|
| 1006 |
Boris: I've got a hole in my head
|
| 1005 |
M: Oh no, I got stuck in the door
|
| 1004 |
Kumskott: Never fear, the Kum is here!
|
| 1003 |
goreston: I am being picked on
|
| 1002 |
goreston: TAKEN FROM BEHIND BY BIG tONY
|
| 1001 |
goreston: That's what the quotes need; more adverbs
|
| 1000 |
goreston: *sarcastically* I'd never deliberately insult DFE like that
|
| 999 |
goreston: They've got 1 up and it's only DFE
|
| 998 |
sham1: Things are a lot better when you're behind
|
| 997 |
goreston: steel's therapist: weird medic isn't real, he can't hurt you
|
| 996 |
THG I suski: Did you nick my banana derfy?!
|
| 995 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Put it in the right hole toom
|
| 994 |
olshi: FEUERWERK
|
| 993 |
THG I suski: You know what's worse than tiling? Cleaning up after tiling
|
| 992 |
Teb: I'm sorry for not providing adequate tebbing support
|
| 991 |
Freeflow: DaV on a quote spree
|
| 990 |
THG I BigT: Pop it don't drop it!
|
| 989 |
Freeflow: *on CP map* where's the cart?
|
| 988 |
koko: Well, that's definitely not quoteworthy
|
| 987 |
koko: where's dav? I need someone to blame for my failures
|
| 986 |
Mr. Jax: dog started barking cuz he thought he heard fireworks except it was me farts
|
| 985 |
soup: stimor your shoulder pads look like radioactive ham shanks
|
| 984 |
voy: rude quote
|
| 983 |
TinyPixel@THG: Dont overthink the kink
|
| 982 |
Oh no ! Lulu !: oh dav²e
|
| 981 |
N@t: Kill him but not so quickly, he needs to suffer
|
| 980 |
Boris: *in MVM* Why am I so afraid of the tele? It's mine!
|
| 979 |
H...: thing is, as spy, disguise as aeryn medic, you can be where no medic should be and no one bats an eyelid
|
| 978 |
goreston: asking zapo not to die is like asking a fish not to swim
|
| 977 |
TinyPixel: I didn't miss. TF2 is bullshit
|
| 976 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: thg website stats are all that matter
|
| 975 |
ro_Dr2023: I mean... if I was the MVP, then we definitely didn't win
|
| 974 |
Linc: Pipper come with me. I have a plan!
|
| 973 |
voy: I hope you put salt instead of sugar in your morning coffee lulu^^
|
| 972 |
THG I suski: We're helping. We're showing you where to put it
|
| 971 |
theKnigget: was I inside you X-treme?
|
| 970 |
Fnif: BigT and Derfy is not fun to spy against
|
| 969 |
Stimor: I once drew a t-rex with a sombrero and named it texosaurus mex
|
| 968 |
Stimor: BURNZORED
|
| 967 |
TinyPixel: Hey dav can you shove that medi gun up my ass please?
|
| 966 |
Teb: Tebbing is a good job mate
|
| 965 |
sham1: stuff['pipper'].touched = true
|
| 964 |
goreston: we can't play pl_vineyard any more. aeryn drank all the wine and now it's just pl_yard
|
| 963 |
gunripp0r^be / Obelix^: tiny u made it hard
|
| 962 |
soup: nice toes
|
| 961 |
Stimor: voys heavy looks like he had to rush home from a vacation
|
| 960 |
Boris: Oh the cow just had an orgasm
|
| 959 |
soup: listen here kumskott ill poop on your door
|
| 958 |
THG I aerynsun mom: There's a tubby on the cart, you see his belly come round the corner before you see him
|
| 957 |
Teb: is it zapo season, right? :D
|
| 956 |
Stimor: rude knob turned to 11
|
| 955 |
Teb: Dav is the law
|
| 954 |
soup: teb makes tf2 a horror game :(
|
| 953 |
Baguette: Avenge me! Oh...you are dead
|
| 952 |
Teb: I am sending love with these crits
|
| 951 |
H...: OH DAVE!!
|
| 950 |
Kaibz: It's hard to find the right angle!
|
| 949 |
Kaibz: Your balls got me through the wall btw
|
| 948 |
Pat :O Log: problemedic - more problem than medic
|
| 947 |
james: anyone else's brain keeps reading the name 'gRnwld' as 'r/gonewild'? no? just me? okay
|
| 946 |
z@p0: ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ Avada Kedavra
|
| 945 |
N@t: Someone has been removed from the princess'card list!
|
| 944 |
[LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: What is normal? james: baby don't hurt me
|
| 943 |
H...: we need a bit more lead in our pencils blue
|
| 942 |
olshi: i'm always right, n@t. ro_dr says so and he is always right THG I BigT: :thinking:
|
| 941 |
N@t: ZZZZZ I was pretending to be a banana :(
|
| 940 |
mat_est: If they ever make an AI based on these quotes it'll be some freaky fellow
|
| 939 |
Kumskott: My realisation when i was the usb stick not plugged in...
|
| 938 |
Bondi: bald and fluffy everywhere else, that's the way I like it
|
| 937 |
z@p0: dav, wrong hole
|
| 936 |
soup: be very careful dero, i ate a pineapple today and im not afraid to do it again
|
| 935 |
Bondi: I hate you all!
|
| 934 |
ProbleMedic: You /will/ eat my sandwich!
|
| 933 |
mat_est: /noninate
|
| 932 |
N@t: I already told you I'm a princess, so I don't pee
|
| 931 |
Derotzka: oh my god, I just fat fingered the keyboard and managed to put myself into spectator
|
| 930 |
ro_Dr2023: I shall give you my bananas when needed
|
| 929 |
UC.Bloody: I like sandwiches !
|
| 928 |
THG I aerynsun mum: I hope you're not relewding
|
| 927 |
The Empire Ant: jeff called me a bellend so thats what i turned into
|
| 926 |
treulosetomate: sorry for poor my crossbow performance, i am playing with joystick
|
| 925 |
DFE: Don't quote me again
|
| 924 |
mat_est: no dav no davberg
|
| 923 |
Kaibz: I don't want your piss
|
| 922 |
Kaibz: (to DaV) I don't understand when you talk!
|
| 921 |
soup: nice tebbing Pipper: tebbing* lol
|
| 920 |
THG I DaV: Teb is tebbing again
|
| 919 |
HaZe: don't worry once the apple has gotten rotten you'll come back to my banana
|
| 918 |
HaZe: dav beat her in a duel to prove bananas > apples
|
| 917 |
HaZe: you're too drunk to play rock paper scissors :D
|
| 916 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Oh I love the boosters
|
| 915 |
N@t: revenge is better than honor ^^
|
| 914 |
ProbleMedic: NOooooo, fucking pee!
|
| 913 |
SAVE_THE_SPYCRABS: Imagine healing and spychecking at the same time. It's literally impossible
|
| 912 |
konrad: you were quick on that one
|
| 911 |
Jack: touch the thing
|
| 910 |
N@t: Stimor, I am okay to be whipped a little please
|
| 909 |
soup: im trying to get away from having the most piss quotes anyway
|
| 908 |
soup: a'hoy voy, avoy? bon VOYage??? one of those
|
| 907 |
(py)ro_Dr2023: that should be a quote
|
| 906 |
THG I aerynsun mom: you're fat shaming the cursor!
|
| 905 |
THG I suski: I'm nearly sorry
|
| 904 |
KLar.: omg derfy, ure on crack tonight? wtf these reflects
|
| 903 |
james: already seend hardwood this morning
|
| 902 |
(py)ro_Dr2023: that should be quoe
|
| 901 |
james: i wish i could get a girl that looks at me like kaibz looks at tele exits
|
| 900 |
ro_Dr2023: Is Onlyfans that nice website about ventilators and HVAC systems?
|
| 899 |
Stimor: I watch onlyfans for the ventilators
|
| 898 |
THG I DaV: PAT = Portable Appliance Testing? Pat :O Log: he knows!
|
| 897 |
mat_est: one day I'll quit again and be productive
|
| 896 |
z@p0: dav, keep your banana away from my sentry
|
| 895 |
soup: are you a pirate Stimor: pls tell us if you are
|
| 894 |
Stimor: iron bomber Pat :O Log: iron boomer
|
| 893 |
voy: I don't do furry related stuff HaZe: voy has standards
|
| 892 |
z@p0: aeryn is afk, lets steal her wine :D
|
| 891 |
H...: FOR THE IRONY OF ME DIEING TO SPAWM NADES FROM AERYN!
|
| 890 |
PEEPANTS: we need to take down the banana!
|
| 889 |
Bondi: Can you go play 'hide the banana' somewhere else?!'
|
| 888 |
voy: is your car pink stmr?
|
| 887 |
THG I aerynsun mom: That's DaV, get him!
|
| 886 |
soup: vintage jarate is basically just piss wine
|
| 885 |
Stimor: my pen knife is more pen than knife :(
|
| 884 |
Stimor: It's ok, I was pretending I was a pigeon.
|
| 883 |
mat_est: somebody did a quack sound in spawn, there's a duck somewhere :o
|
| 882 |
Zelmor: hold my beer i will go baguette hunting
|
| 881 |
THG I DaV: see one spy, throw pee, hit two spies, die to second spy :D
|
| 880 |
soup: you cant hide from piss
|
| 879 |
N@t: restaurant, gift sex mat_est: where can one find such a restaurant?
|
| 878 |
z@p0: lulu is in paf mode today :o
|
| 877 |
THG I BigT: ring ring bananaphone
|
| 876 |
TinyPixel@THG: Lulu can you change your name to LuL please?
|
| 875 |
Cyn: dave i love you dave: It's too soon for valentines
|
| 874 |
mat_est: 'check http://www.triggerha-ha you got banned'
|
| 873 |
Stimor: I heard he scratches himself with a fork whenever hes dominated by anyone
|
| 872 |
Teb: shovel > pan
|
| 871 |
N@t: So, voybee is dominating me from whipping me all of the time
|
| 870 |
Boris: I'm unstoppable! Oh, bugger!
|
| 869 |
(-:RjF:-) Alexi [Minigun Bro']: I'm sorry. I'm not sorry
|
| 868 |
Baguette de pain: Luke can you play another game?
|
| 867 |
THG I aerynsun mom: You want more than just the tip? That's a bit greedy
|
| 866 |
N@t: BAN BANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
|
| 865 |
Kaibz: It's time, it's time, it's time. Shit
|
| 864 |
THG I suski: Sorry I wasn't concentrating, I was eating custard
|
| 863 |
THG I thesteelrat: Quick! Milk him!
|
| 862 |
ro_Dr2023: I am well known for making bad decisions in life
|
| 861 |
Kaibz: I'm too fat for the window!
|
| 860 |
goreston: you may have killed me, but i ate your sandvich, so who's the real winner here?
|
| 859 |
Stimor: finally, the only time of the day i can play sniper *60 seconds later* k they found out my hacks gg wp gl next
|
| 858 |
Stimor: can kim saying 'huh' be a quote?
|
| 857 |
Stimor: Blame DaV, frame z@p0
|
| 856 |
M: you must have said it, or it can't become a quote
|
| 855 |
goreston: lol hardwood
|
| 854 |
olshi: players who never use the thanks voice command are suspect
|
| 853 |
Stimor: it wasnt one of zapos best days - goreston what, like, sexually?
|
| 852 |
N@t: power of Kumstoo
|
| 851 |
THG I DaV: I thought he was talking about my lil banana
|
| 850 |
N@t: Pan, no pee
|
| 849 |
THG I aerysun: I go into spawn to get a refill of the whats-it-jobbers
|
| 848 |
james: fungus amungus
|
| 847 |
THG I aerynsun mom: how have I died 3 times? Oh I suicided as I have my keys mixed up
|
| 846 |
Stimor: I tried to give you more fire you were running out :( but you burnt alive for unrelated reasons
|
| 845 |
LuLu: coucou Aeryn :) you are here before Dav :) G O O D ! :)
|
| 844 |
THG I BigT: #blamedav THG I DaV: #wasntme THG I aerynsun mom: #wasdav Dkz: #shaggy
|
| 843 |
THG I aerynsun mom: #blamedav#youknowyouwantto
|
| 842 |
THG I DaV: Are you drilling my dead body? THG I aerynsun mom: Now there's a thought...I can't get on top!
|
| 841 |
konrad: I'm real and I'm spectacular
|
| 840 |
Alice Cadaver: My first quote was 'do I have any quotes?'
|
| 839 |
konrad: do I have quotes DaV?
|
| 838 |
Boris the Atomic Cockroach: I've never seen anything worth quoting
|
| 837 |
ro_Dr2023: Bloody banana-looking garlic
|
| 836 |
THG I aerynsun mom: /QOTE
|
| 835 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I'M STUCK!
|
| 834 |
Kumskott: le fuck
|
| 833 |
AlphaOmega: fak you dav
|
| 832 |
THG I DaV: I was afraid of N@t so I ran away
|
| 831 |
THG I DaV: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
|
| 830 |
N@t: don't fortget to bominaye thje map
|
| 829 |
UC.Bloody: Pixel - be prepared to suffer ! TinyPixel@THG My body is ready
|
| 828 |
Pinga: Zapo... if you live inside the box... d
|
| 827 |
[SM] Kaibz is trying to re-stack the teams. For shame!
|
| 826 |
Paulie Meatballie: some of you fuckers take this way to seriously
|
| 825 |
THG I DaV: filthy really Kaibz: just the way we like it
|
| 824 |
N@t: saving Dav.... or not saving Dav that is the question
|
| 823 |
THG I aerynsun mom: You're on ma heid, I burn yer bits!
|
| 822 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Who has just peed on me?!
|
| 821 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Lulu have you gone for a poo or something?
|
| 820 |
goreston: i love the sensual slither of a sexy lady snake
|
| 819 |
mat_est: send rudes
|
| 818 |
Stimor: so if i join the server alone at night and write penis penis penis penis its gonna be a quote the next day?
|
| 817 |
Luke: n@t you piss randomly?
|
| 816 |
THG I aerynsun mom: watch out Pat's gonna get his balls out now
|
| 815 |
N@t: thanks for your banana, it was tasty ;D
|
| 814 |
Aztek: ass
|
| 813 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Fat people can't jump
|
| 812 |
THG I BigT: Stop being horny DaV
|
| 811 |
Kaibz: Fuck yeah!
|
| 810 |
james: please ban me if i ever lose a duel to zapo
|
| 809 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: it's a pretty desperate situation when turk3n is in top 3
|
| 808 |
THG I DaV: Aeryn is MVB - Most Valuable Boomer
|
| 807 |
james: I've been jogging a lot lately and i had to buy vaseline for my nipples
|
| 806 |
Stimor: wtf this isn't the main menu
|
| 805 |
Kaibz: Ohhh they're gonna push HARD! Nice piss!
|
| 804 |
Kaibz: Protect the THING!
|
| 803 |
Kaibz: You go left and I'll go the other left
|
| 802 |
Huwajux: spy sniper, i missed my piss
|
| 801 |
Kaibz: Oh nice piss. Very nice piss!
|
| 800 |
N@t: I cannot see my ass you know, just saying
|
| 799 |
Huwajux: Where did I leave my dispenser? I forgot
|
| 798 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: only two maps down and my ass is already hurting
|
| 797 |
N@t: chu chu time guys!
|
| 796 |
Kaibz: Make it a quote then
|
| 795 |
z@p0: lulu, I think the day when I send you pic of chocolate croissant is coming very soon
|
| 794 |
Kanga: my health pack H H...: I WONDER WHO TOOK THE HEALTH PACK!
|
| 793 |
Huwajux: fashion shaming poor voy
|
| 792 |
THG I DaV: BUCKING FOXMAN
|
| 791 |
GOON: how come raptors could see movement but not t-rexes
|
| 790 |
N@t: !* lglrghjiushbv mikuj Voy Wrong team
|
| 789 |
N@t: Bye Stimor N@t: hahahahahahahaahaahahaha N@t: mouhahahahahahaha
|
| 788 |
Kanga: I love pushing people off the cliff :)
|
| 787 |
She: np im to fat to do anything xD
|
| 786 |
TheKnigget: I will lick blue team
|
| 785 |
Stimor: i hepled
|
| 784 |
Stimor: zapo to ashes, dust to dust, I just keep finding you
|
| 783 |
Kumskott: WHY Stimor: WHENCE Kumskott: HENCEFORTH
|
| 782 |
N@t: #BlameDavAsAlways
|
| 781 |
theKnigget: new comers to the server might start thinking we all have pee fetishes
|
| 780 |
Stimor: with a sly hug you can steal a wallet izi
|
| 779 |
Stimor: JIMI TAKES GOOD CARE OF ENGIS. There I said it
|
| 778 |
N@t: Open your banana EYES!
|
| 777 |
Kumskott: I just saw two nuts
|
| 776 |
Kumskott: Don't make that a quote
|
| 775 |
Kumskott: DaV is going mad for the quotes tonight
|
| 774 |
N@t: I was hoping you had some pee for me, of course
|
| 773 |
Boris: I've not said anything quote-worthy
|
| 772 |
Kumskott: Two quotes in one day. It's a record
|
| 771 |
Kumskott: FACKING body pillow!
|
| 770 |
goreston: that was some high-tier violence. Well done all
|
| 769 |
Kumskott: Prob shoved his Tomi up my Slav
|
| 768 |
N@t: *whispers* I just want the banana
|
| 767 |
voy: that's what you get for pissing on me!
|
| 766 |
Huwajux: I just noticed the giant yeti
|
| 765 |
soup: I'm gonna sue whoever ubers me
|
| 764 |
Luke I have a crits up my ass lets be fair THG I aerynsun mom: is that instead of farts? soup: :thinking:
|
| 763 |
Dkz: Achievement unlocked: no life
|
| 762 |
Dkz: DaV's gonna ride my cannon
|
| 761 |
soup: as soon as I figure out what to say, you're in big trouble
|
| 760 |
soup: watch out DFE's beating his meat on the BLU team
|
| 759 |
Jack: HOW MUCH HEALTH DOES HE HAVE? Kaibz: more than you
|
| 758 |
Kaibz: om nomnomnomnomnomNOMNOM
|
| 757 |
THG I aerynsun mom: best quote EU that is
|
| 756 |
N@t: I'm not saying I want to see your banana. Just saying
|
| 755 |
N@t: voybee! Don't be like DaV
|
| 754 |
Kaibz: That book is gonna have a whole piss section
|
| 753 |
Kaibz: Just stop
|
| 752 |
Kaibz: Piss. Milk. There's always something
|
| 751 |
Kaibz: NEED SOME PISS
|
| 750 |
Boris the Atomic Cockroach: who just set me on fire?! Kaibz: Justice.
|
| 749 |
Kaibz: No pressure. NO PRESSURE! Shit.
|
| 748 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I wasted half a bottle of wine Derfy: did you cook with it?
|
| 747 |
H...: I HAVE THE TACTICAL AWARENESS OF A BOWL OF JELLY
|
| 746 |
i have a medic in me
|
| 745 |
H...: He's like a rash you can't get rid of
|
| 744 |
græy: premature stallbergulation?
|
| 743 |
z@p0: kraxxxel, i'll help you. Where are you? KraXXXel: in a fucking rock
|
| 742 |
Huwajux: that was insanely bad luck followed by insanely good luck.
|
| 741 |
z@p0: voy counts rtvs .. it must be bad
|
| 740 |
goreston: I heard DaV smells like raspberries and summer jasmine
|
| 739 |
Stimor: I need to go to the bathroom and these might be the last words I say if I get kicked for being AFK
|
| 738 |
H...: aerhn does not know the green cross code H...: arern H...: adfcdsajbnkvdov[ds# H...: fingers!
|
| 737 |
theKnigget: Oh no! I'm being blown off
|
| 736 |
theKnigget: I need to flex my ass a bit. It feels a bit flattened
|
| 735 |
voy: my dad works at Valve and pyro is getting removed tomorrow
|
| 734 |
mat: I'm an equal opportunities fruit stabber :D
|
| 733 |
z@p0: ok red, the goal is easy. Kill aeryn and take her wine
|
| 732 |
AlphaOmega: it's illegal to kill taunting player
|
| 731 |
soup: *on pl_vineyard* serve me or else ill break your windows
|
| 730 |
z@p0: mat, it was aeryn so dont miss next time please
|
| 729 |
N@t: He's not dead. Help me! Okay he might be dead now
|
| 728 |
z@p0: i demand one more scramble, mat is still in my team
|
| 727 |
goreston: i love the smell of an unrevenged aeryn domination in the morning
|
| 726 |
Huwajux: I actually have THG premium so I have 2 teles
|
| 725 |
N@t: aztek, it's rude to make fun of DaV
|
| 724 |
Stimor: just need to lick it and its over
|
| 723 |
THG I DaV: GOT ZAPO #worth #somuchworth #yeeha
|
| 722 |
Kaibz: Time for some baguette action
|
| 721 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I really don't mind, I'm easy either way
|
| 720 |
Huwajux: demoman is more like reloadman
|
| 719 |
Stimor: A sentry hurt me yesterday! Well it was a different server with different people and different teams but maybe
|
| 718 |
Stimor: I burn just to see what you smell like crispy
|
| 717 |
Mr. Jax: Pipper you look like someone I can ask for personal advice, what should I do for my girlfriend on valentines day?
|
| 716 |
Arx: hello respawn queue, how are you?
|
| 715 |
mat_est: if you're unhappy with the medical services please send a complaint to spam@thg.com :)
|
| 714 |
A bucket of piss changed name to An empty bucket of piss
|
| 713 |
THG I aerynsun mom: it used to be what was said in mumble, stayed in mumble
|
| 712 |
N@t: I am not playing, I am lost in the tubes
|
| 711 |
KLar: DaV got schnitzeled
|
| 710 |
N@t: open your banana eyes!
|
| 709 |
Huwajux: Don't forget to rtv so we don't suffer like they did
|
| 708 |
goreston: what was everyone's favourite thing they got for christmas? theKnigget: bon jovi pillow case
|
| 707 |
gray: zapo sells maps to people in back alleys from his trenchcoat
|
| 706 |
mat_est: pissed on, put on fire, and shot in the head. Rough time :D
|
| 705 |
z@p0: could you stop spamming these quotes a bit ? Its just a spam
|
| 704 |
H...: dead or alive you are coming with me :D
|
| 703 |
Kumskott: I think you need to git gud get LMAObox
|
| 702 |
THG I DaV: .apo is like a more dangerous version of zapo. He's like zapo, unboxed...I mean unleashed
|
| 701 |
z@p0: apo, stop killing me or dav'll put you into box again
|
| 700 |
THG I DaV: ja hallo, wo ist RED TEAM
|
| 699 |
Luke: I AM SORRY THG I DaV: HE'S NOT
|
| 698 |
THG I DaV: stmr pls Stimor: NO PERMIT
|
| 697 |
THG I DaV: I wasn't hiding, I was strategically repositioning behind an opaque object
|
| 696 |
THG I DaV: 'your box or mine?' - z@p0, probably
|
| 695 |
Stimor: In my defence, i was getting a psychotic thrill episode from burning you
|
| 694 |
Stimor: I was about to gettem but then i got hit by a frying pan
|
| 693 |
Stimor: being an engi was a lot easier when they stopped showing up
|
| 692 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: it's not the size of the whale but how you use it
|
| 691 |
goreston: could somebody heal Baguette, she has been hiding under a bush for so long
|
| 690 |
M: surely once something has been said and quoted, it's a quote
|
| 689 |
Kumskott: that pee tho
|
| 688 |
N@t: chu chu
|
| 687 |
goreston: bite my arse!
|
| 686 |
ro_Dr2023: Sniper has evil twin outside base lost Dracula on toilet needs backup
|
| 685 |
GOON: maps shouldnt have dark skies you cant see flying enemies
|
| 684 |
premco: press w THG I DaV: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
|
| 683 |
Kaibz: that heavy...is suspicious
|
| 682 |
TheKnigget: It's be positive to dav day
|
| 681 |
THG I DaV: kaibz@champagne.and.biscuits.fr
|
| 680 |
H...: ban dav for match fising
|
| 679 |
THG I aerynsun mom: That bloody santa just burped in my ear!
|
| 678 |
THG I DaV: MA KILL STREAK *Pipper voice*
|
| 677 |
Kaiser Wilhelm: out of all the best map, hydro is the mostest bestest
|
| 676 |
Stimor: !nominate the one with the dog
|
| 675 |
Stimor: let's be enthusiastically honest THG I DaV: STMR IS GREAT Stimor: DVE IS GREAT
|
| 674 |
therealss: the autoretry gods finally deemed me worthy
|
| 673 |
Stimor: Kaibz isn't real he only exists in quotes
|
| 672 |
TheEpicburito: Women are like cats, cute, have long hair, and hate me
|
| 671 |
Stimor: I thought we were just amazing at defense, and i finally realised we had a cart too
|
| 670 |
Jimi: who is on this quote marathon?
|
| 669 |
A Flying Whale: BigT a bit of a diva though
|
| 668 |
Zelmor: better to be lucky than good
|
| 667 |
Kangaroo: voy you slippery bastard
|
| 666 |
TheKnigget: #voteDaVberg
|
| 665 |
H...: tanza has reached a new rank, as annoying as zapo
|
| 664 |
N@t: yes it's because Dav broke the stats... it is now written that STALLBERG is my favorite maps ='(
|
| 663 |
græy: premature stallbergulation
|
| 662 |
[LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: Thank you for letting me rent your rifle N@t, killed Kumskott with it
|
| 661 |
Pipper: *smiling* Now this is a noif!
|
| 660 |
z@p0: Dero, how can you find out if im alive or not if you dont look inside box? THG I DaV: Schrödinger's BOXMAN :D
|
| 659 |
Derotzka: z@p0 dying right there lost you the game, prove me wrong
|
| 658 |
THG I aerynsun mom: there's something around here somewhere...
|
| 657 |
Stimor: gisdusting
|
| 656 |
TinyPixel: Left Arse Cheek was very effective
|
| 655 |
goreston: your rescue ranger is no match for me jumping around like a twat
|
| 654 |
THG I aerynsun mom: if it's Kaibz-shaped, shoot it please!
|
| 653 |
Kaibz: make that a quote
|
| 652 |
Stimor: a boob doesnt necessarily fit in your mouth
|
| 651 |
Stimor: save aeryn, kill grapes
|
| 650 |
TinyPixel: Yes whip me! Whip me HARD!
|
| 649 |
Stimor: I'm not the best engi but i dress snappy
|
| 648 |
Stimor: may a pug poop on your driveway for saying that
|
| 647 |
N@t: *laughing* DaV I was trying to kill your dead body
|
| 646 |
z@p0: bananaman and boxman rescue christmas
|
| 645 |
Kaibz: !burn z@p0 mat: box on fire!
|
| 644 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Do it harder, Lulu!
|
| 643 |
THG I DaV: !SAUSAGE Dkz: DAV MAD
|
| 642 |
koko: i expect to be burned from behind
|
| 641 |
Stimor: it wasnt a death it was a tactical respawn
|
| 640 |
Stimor: they tricked us and used the backway
|
| 639 |
Stimor: you can train boobs at the gym?
|
| 638 |
N@t: can u just die tiny? TinyPixel@THG: I prefer being alive
|
| 637 |
N@t: god I will die laughing and coughing together
|
| 636 |
TinyPixel@THG: You're corpse was a very teabagable Lucky Luke
|
| 635 |
N@t: I don't know if it's fever, but I am trying to solve something: Tiny what is the origin of your nickname?
|
| 634 |
dave: !votekick dave dave: damn
|
| 633 |
[F2P] MalCo: dave was awarded Sexiest Hips Award on this server the last 5 years in a row
|
| 632 |
THG I suski: malco is our resident slapper
|
| 631 |
z@p0: dero, wait ...you died ? Where ? when ? And why i didnt watch it ?!
|
| 630 |
Derotzka: Heal me, z@p0. Or I'll tell Dav you're trolling me and get you banned :c
|
| 629 |
Derotzka: Any vax med will be reported to Dav instantly and banned for eternity
|
| 628 |
Derotzka: I am no longer going to report you to Dav now, z@p0 z@p0: <3
|
| 627 |
[LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: how did that demo not get coated in jarate?
|
| 626 |
Stimor: well I died horribly without killing anyone but still gottem
|
| 625 |
Kumskott: Where is the surrender button?
|
| 624 |
Kumskott: *Swedish rage*
|
| 623 |
Derotzka: You need those items, so you can sell them and pay for energy over the winter
|
| 622 |
z@p0: so many wine bottles... and aeryn is not here :D
|
| 621 |
THG I suski: I was just hiding as I saw BigT's banana sticking out of spawn
|
| 620 |
z@p0: *deathly silence*
|
| 619 |
goreston: I think you'll find the correct term is cardboard encased american
|
| 618 |
pryate: ooooooh slap me daddy
|
| 617 |
H...: sticky airlines 1st class
|
| 616 |
Rayman: what if I want Voy to go for my butt cheeks
|
| 615 |
TinyPixel: *panic** Piss on me, piss on me Kumskott!!!
|
| 614 |
theKnigget: innit
|
| 613 |
Alice Cadaver: I don't care if I live, just that the other person dies
|
| 612 |
Alice Cadaver: I don't think I have any quotes
|
| 611 |
Alice Cadaver: I hate you a little bit Voy
|
| 610 |
Rayman: try it out on me I love to be gagged
|
| 609 |
z@p0: staying alive staying alive ah ah ah *Kaibz voice* d(^.^)b
|
| 608 |
goreston: aeryn, worlds most flammable medic
|
| 607 |
KLar.: i blame klar
|
| 606 |
H...: suski is like the mr kipling of feeding pyros
|
| 605 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I can still appreciate a tubby you know
|
| 604 |
THG I DaV: I got at least one skill
|
| 603 |
voy: nextmapo mat_est: nextzapo :)
|
| 602 |
ro_Dr2022: Congaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
|
| 601 |
THG I DaV: I see at the speed of light, it's once it reaches the brain it becomes an issue
|
| 600 |
N@t: your pee smell bad!
|
| 599 |
THG I DaV: lolo on a lilo talking to lulu
|
| 598 |
Kaibz: I SEE you mat! Oh that's not mat
|
| 597 |
Kaibz: !cancelTicketDav
|
| 596 |
Kaibz: PISS!!
|
| 595 |
THG I DaV: Teb must be a great dancer. his sniper shimmy is something else
|
| 594 |
THG I DaV: how dare you bring a gun to a pan fight H :D
|
| 593 |
THG I DaV: voy and pipp, sitting on a ship, trying to decide who let one rip
|
| 592 |
TinyPixel: ARE YA FOCKING SERIEUS
|
| 591 |
mat: lol map changes are like formula pit stops, trying to stuff a slide down my throat super quick, wash hands, and back to game
|
| 590 |
mat: stuck in a room with two sword wielding demos hacking at me :D
|
| 589 |
z@p0: mat, i am on onlyboxfans.com :P
|
| 588 |
z@p0: server is not full yet ... i bet dav banned all people who voted for stallberg when dav was away
|
| 587 |
ro_Dr2022: This is high quality, 100% non-Russian gas
|
| 586 |
z@p0: stop them, they're pub pushing!
|
| 585 |
AlphaOmega: who's loading pron with my internet?
|
| 584 |
DFE: don't follow dav he only goes to the chippy
|
| 583 |
H...: sorry, went davhunting
|
| 582 |
N@t: your pee is not so strong
|
| 581 |
Kaibz: That's some GOOD pushing!
|
| 580 |
mat: gore, you're packing quite a punch with that tiny gun of yours :D
|
| 579 |
mat: hope my neighbours don't hear me, they'll think I'm some anti-fruit radical, always cursing effing bananas when I die :D
|
| 578 |
Lulu: oooh short but good, Tiny
|
| 577 |
THG I DaV: Checks field of fucks
|
| 576 |
Pat :O Log: there should be map called gillywash with giant hot tub at the middle and yeti in it
|
| 575 |
goreston: I love having to vote for whichever map isn't hallofdeath
|
| 574 |
ro_Dr2022: why is that sniper riding an ostrich?
|
| 573 |
Baguette: uninstall tf2 voybee
|
| 572 |
ro_Dr2022: there is absolutely no spycheck here? it is the 7th time in a row I am killed by a spy
|
| 571 |
N@t: Wait you touched the banana of DaV, z@p0?
|
| 570 |
z@p0: N@t, what DaV and me do inside box ... stay in box
|
| 569 |
THG I Steel rat: everyone's an idiot once in their life, it depends on the duration
|
| 568 |
TinyPixel: Camera get the mom!
|
| 567 |
THG I aerynsun mom: !/quote
|
| 566 |
theKnigget: Wow, this is some deep action here
|
| 565 |
theKnigget: My ass is not for touching voy
|
| 564 |
THG I aerynsun mom: /quoter
|
| 563 |
[SpA]Scatterbrain: hole o/
|
| 562 |
Kaibz: Someone is watching...ugh..nothing
|
| 561 |
THG I DaV: RIGHT, now you Luke here mister
|
| 560 |
THG I DaV: trfyghvbew84r9348432894reufdv32324bananahammock
|
| 559 |
james: if i wanted to listen to angry german people shouting, i'd listen to german people
|
| 558 |
james: look, i'm here to kritz noobs and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum
|
| 557 |
james: allright, i'm putting on my serious-gamer gloves
|
| 556 |
james: I always have such nice, peaceful evenings... and then I join here
|
| 555 |
Jeff: If you're gonna quote me, you've gotta get it correct
|
| 554 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I like red wine
|
| 553 |
TinyPixel: Shall I stay bottom? BigT: Yes I like to stay top
|
| 552 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Why am i wearing trousers under a tutu?
|
| 551 |
THG I aerynsun mom: You need the pole between your legs and grip it in a certain way
|
| 550 |
Derotzka: omg the skeletons need to fuck off
|
| 549 |
Biscot: Hey! you don't punch children!
|
| 548 |
TinyPixel: Talk dirty to me
|
| 547 |
THG I aerynsun mom: It's very messy down there THG I BigT: that's what she said!
|
| 546 |
TinyPixel: I think it was my own stupidity that killed me :/
|
| 545 |
TinyPixel: !nominate ba'wa'a
|
| 544 |
TinyPixel: All the wine bottles in the world will thank us
|
| 543 |
mat: got pissed on twice in a row :<
|
| 542 |
mat: I nominate Pipper for the friendliest player ever award
|
| 541 |
mat: I failed to jump out of the window :D
|
| 540 |
THG I aerynsun mom: conch deez nuts
|
| 539 |
goreston: after a glass of wine, Aeryn has no first language
|
| 538 |
Kaibz: I will not disappoint you....oh shit!
|
| 537 |
koko: Oh sorry, thought you were DaV
|
| 536 |
TinyPixel: If someone could just finish me off, I'd be fine with that
|
| 535 |
Helmsman: Is there like a back entrance to that place?
|
| 534 |
theKnigget: certify my sexiness Kaibz
|
| 533 |
Kaibz: We should be good, they have DaV!
|
| 532 |
Dkz: you're gonna get blasted in the ass
|
| 531 |
Jimi: voy you slippery bastard :D
|
| 530 |
Jimi: Whip me please!
|
| 529 |
N@t: DaV, your ass is not transparent
|
| 528 |
Jeff: I'll never doubt konrad again
|
| 527 |
Jeff: Stop hiding behind your shitass
|
| 526 |
ghoston: the nude admin calendar was almost worth it - I'll never forget BigT as Mr January
|
| 525 |
soup: not the banana sandwich special
|
| 524 |
Dapoo22: i am suroundid by idiuts
|
| 523 |
ghoston: swallow me whole daddy rayman
|
| 522 |
FrequentlyGreen: yo they really be at the am the go the be am or the do be the or cart huh
|
| 521 |
TinyPixel: I don't want a wet sandwich
|
| 520 |
z@p0: stop cheating at rock paper scissors :c
|
| 519 |
olshi: i quit sniper
|
| 518 |
Derotzka: smh, one holiday and she forgets how to play
|
| 517 |
TinyPixel: Are you coming or not? I thought you were going to come?
|
| 516 |
olshi: what does DFE stand for? DFE: dance floor erection, everybody knows this
|
| 515 |
DFE: how can you ask for a good map and nominate badwater
|
| 514 |
[LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: Either way, feeling a lot better having screamed out the days frustration into that pillow
|
| 513 |
Kaibz: More piss Dave. More piss!
|
| 512 |
THG I suski: *exasperated* I'm covered in piss!
|
| 511 |
Kaibz: Those freaking balls. Please stop!
|
| 510 |
Kaibz: So. Much. Piss!
|
| 509 |
DFE: i voted powerhouse because my iq is very intelligent
|
| 508 |
TinyPixel: Get him! Get him from behind
|
| 507 |
Helmsman: offed by my own roller
|
| 506 |
ProbleMedic: my KRANKENWAGEN!
|
| 505 |
goreston: i like the way this hill is designed to constantly crush blu's spirits
|
| 504 |
TheKnigget: I protest at the lack of offensive opportunities for me THG I DaV: your protest is noted THG I BigT: and ignored
|
| 503 |
DFE: willy warmer weather coming up lads don't keep your willy in the cold
|
| 502 |
THG I BigT: Get good, get BANANABOX
|
| 501 |
TinyPixel: She should stop using croissants as wifi router
|
| 500 |
THG I BigT: I equipped the wrong balls
|
| 499 |
DFE: I just stayed on to say this map SUCKS
|
| 498 |
TinyPixel: 4 hours jeez. I can't even last 2 minutes
|
| 497 |
theKnigget: Kaibz, fist me faster!
|
| 496 |
THG I BigT: I got fisted and I still made it
|
| 495 |
Kaibz: frickin' balls!
|
| 494 |
theKnigget: You can touch my object
|
| 493 |
soup: why is your piss green?
|
| 492 |
Kan0: I'm literally no-one. No-one knows who I am
|
| 491 |
soup: It's not my fault you're a piss magnet
|
| 490 |
soup: I'll go to Italy and steal your pasta
|
| 489 |
THG I DaV: shit, fuck, nooooooooooooooooo
|
| 488 |
Rayman: I wish DFE would do me like that
|
| 487 |
THG I aerynsun mom: oh Dave stop it!
|
| 486 |
THG I aerynsun mom: we've already got 2 or 3 quotes like that
|
| 485 |
THG I aerynsun mom: anything can become a quote around here
|
| 484 |
THG I DaV: I cant keep anything up
|
| 483 |
[F2P] MalCo: I remember soup promising ookies....
|
| 482 |
THG I aerynsun mom: !kick women
|
| 481 |
TinyPixel: I'm also one of the ones who do it from behind. Don't quote that
|
| 480 |
THG I aerynsun mom: wasn't sure that was quote worthy but there you go
|
| 479 |
THG I aerynsun mom: bloody hell that's a lot of slaps
|
| 478 |
mat: float like a butterfly, sting like a voybee
|
| 477 |
Cup Cake: BigT always hiding in a corner
|
| 476 |
BigT: davey is using the direct miss
|
| 475 |
Cup Cake: The solly took 4!
|
| 474 |
davey: covered in piss and milk; i'm a sticky prick!
|
| 473 |
Derotzka: How dare you
|
| 472 |
Derotzka: Now that voy is gone, I'm top of the scoreboard
|
| 471 |
THG I BigT: pyro on cart, pyro on cart, hello?! cart, cart, cart, CART!
|
| 470 |
THG I BigT: I'm german, I take everything seriously
|
| 469 |
Kangaroo:damn those balls Pat O'Log - Pat O'Log: best balls on serv
|
| 468 |
z@p0: olsh, you have such big hammer ;o
|
| 467 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I'm stuck in the door!
|
| 466 |
THG I DaV: Boris, your wood is poking through the gate
|
| 465 |
Kaibz: it's not quote worthy
|
| 464 |
Kaibz: nice shot there....fried chicken!
|
| 463 |
Kaibz: Thanks for the piss!
|
| 462 |
z@p0: im stoil lalive
|
| 461 |
DFE: I'll learn rollouts if you learn how to aim derotzka
|
| 460 |
H...: look at sarsn buffing his stats. dr ro will be fuming
|
| 459 |
Gilly: I've smoked some crack my performance is up
|
| 458 |
mat: wiggling your wand there zapo? :) z@p0: mat, should i wiggle it somewhere else :D ?
|
| 457 |
goreston: I like the implication that we're not all ready to blame zapo at a moment's notice
|
| 456 |
Jimi: hello extremely sexy people
|
| 455 |
sarsn: !NOMINATE DAVBERG
|
| 454 |
z@p0: dero, you're so cute when you're angry :D
|
| 453 |
TinyPixel@THG: I got stuck in prob
|
| 452 |
HaZe: I read that as getting shagged by haze is an honour
|
| 451 |
HaZe: ah the sound of a glorious aeryn drop, it's euphoric
|
| 450 |
Derotzka: Why do we have to vote to slay z@p0? Can't we just do it c:
|
| 449 |
Derotzka: We can't end the match until Nat's winning the duel
|
| 448 |
voy: ro_Dr2022 (no mic): finally a decent map.
|
| 447 |
N@t: Two bananas are too much for me
|
| 446 |
z@p0: stop spamming quotes please
|
| 445 |
koko: If healing involves shooting at you DaV, I'm always in
|
| 444 |
Derotzka: Leave Dero alone, he's still pissed about playing Engie
|
| 443 |
Kaibz: Okay they ubered, but it's DaV, so let's go
|
| 442 |
TinyPixel@THG: Klar you suck
|
| 441 |
THG I suski: I'm really very nearly sorry
|
| 440 |
voy: stop raging dav pls
|
| 439 |
DFE: nice fake kritz dav wtf
|
| 438 |
Derotzka: Can the beach ball just be a permanent addition to TF2 please
|
| 437 |
Kumskott: There can only be 1 Kum man
|
| 436 |
Jimi: malco can I have your pants
|
| 435 |
Kaibz: Yeah you're special alright
|
| 434 |
Dkz: Kaibz pull up your pants, no-one wants to touch it
|
| 433 |
z@p0: dav will ban everyone who voted on stallberg while he is not on the server
|
| 432 |
Freeflow: soup has a piss kink?! 0_0
|
| 431 |
soup: I'm sorry I cant pee as good as you
|
| 430 |
MacHaggis: that spycrab guy has 'random' crits pretty much 100% of the time
|
| 429 |
voy: dav still raging
|
| 428 |
voy: highlight of the year, dancing with jimi
|
| 427 |
soup: I'm a shartlight
|
| 426 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I've just gone through a teleporter and ended up somewhere else
|
| 425 |
Kangaroo: Pfff, that was a big one!
|
| 424 |
DFE: daV IS SMELLY
|
| 423 |
mat: rogue bananas all over the place
|
| 422 |
Haze: Bananas ride together and die together
|
| 421 |
THG I aerynsun mom: too fat to jump over that frickin' fence
|
| 420 |
Dkz: OOH! DaV from behind!
|
| 419 |
Helmsman: Why couldn't I blow you off?
|
| 418 |
davey: it was alright, but I have kinda low standards
|
| 417 |
DFE: Don't ever quote me again [QUOTE] DFE: Don't ever quote me again
|
| 416 |
THG I aerynsun mom: that was an explosion and a half
|
| 415 |
soup: pls no more kumming
|
| 414 |
Huwajux: the sexual tension is palpable
|
| 413 |
Huwajux: z@p0 has left. I think no matter who wins this round we are all winners
|
| 412 |
Pipper: Hell of a shot mister
|
| 411 |
Pipper: I have some wa'a here. good ol wa'a
|
| 410 |
soup: just piss on a normal one and give it a golden shower
|
| 409 |
DFE: soup why do you have to make everything sexual
|
| 408 |
Jeff: don't confuse bad language for good leadership
|
| 407 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I believe I can flee
|
| 406 |
THG I aerynsun mom: if it could stay up for long enough that would be good
|
| 405 |
ro_Dr2022: I generally prefer an equilibrated combination between length and thickness
|
| 404 |
Rayman: Back ends are interesting
|
| 403 |
THG I aerynsun mom: the chocolate croissants are only a fruit of my imagination, I'm sorry, server, it was a joke
|
| 402 |
Kaibz: DavBerg incoming
|
| 401 |
Kaibz: you can kill me but DONT STEAL MY SANDVICH!!!!
|
| 400 |
Kaibz: Stop adding quotes!
|
| 399 |
[F2P] MalCo: I will slap your cheeks until they become purple Bunny
|
| 398 |
Kaibz: I'm too fat, sorry!!
|
| 397 |
james: i wish more girls played tf2, so they'd understand how long 3 minutes really are
|
| 396 |
olshi: ik ben iets aan het doen
|
| 395 |
olshi: OKTOBERFEST
|
| 394 |
Rayman!: i just dropped the condoms for my magnum dong
|
| 393 |
Jimi: dav knows eight languages
|
| 392 |
soup: ill pay you 2 shekel if you send me a secret uwu voice clip voy
|
| 391 |
DFE: we don't apologise for crits here nille, we taunt
|
| 390 |
DFE: i kinda teamkilled dav there, nice
|
| 389 |
DFE: lulu the type of guy to actually kritz dav
|
| 388 |
Heimerdinger: I AM THE KING OF 2FORT
|
| 387 |
goreston: nerf my bonk daddy
|
| 386 |
Rayman!: H is just a gargoyle
|
| 385 |
Gilly: knigget you Phlog Phucker
|
| 384 |
N@t: Rayman, you killed me when i was looking at the pink banana of purple
|
| 383 |
HaZe: my purple banana represents my sexual and mental frustration
|
| 382 |
THG I aerynsun mom: who did the boobs on the train?
|
| 381 |
N@t: I was looking at the banana of my dreams
|
| 380 |
Derfy: DaV just peed on himself
|
| 379 |
THG I BigT: Oh, I prematurely gassed
|
| 378 |
Kaibz: oh I'm pissed
|
| 377 |
TinyPixel@THG: I will deepfry you zapo
|
| 376 |
Bondi: I like dav being on top
|
| 375 |
THG I DaV: kill aeryn, win grapes
|
| 374 |
ro_Dr2022: I was expecting more casualities
|
| 373 |
Kaiser Wilhelm: pls feed the server so it can grow up strong
|
| 372 |
Kaiser Wilhelm: pls dont sap my teleport, it's needed to bring in friends to stop you from winning
|
| 371 |
THG I DaV: *puts down deep fried mars bar* how _dare_ you kaiser :D
|
| 370 |
DFE: dav is a TOP LAD
|
| 369 |
Jeff: we don't kinkshame on this server
|
| 368 |
DFE: DAV NO
|
| 367 |
TheEpicburito: got killed by a focken crumpet
|
| 366 |
Rayman!: who expanded my hole
|
| 365 |
[LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: Eh, I think it would be better if it went down my throat
|
| 364 |
Haze: smooth concentrate banana dav juice
|
| 363 |
N@t: Don't forget to Nomin@te the map
|
| 362 |
Huwajux: we all just had a chorus of 'hey malco' and then we realised all talk wasn't on
|
| 361 |
Helmsman: Tails, could you just...forget to airblast for a day?
|
| 360 |
Helmsman: My johnson tingled
|
| 359 |
THG I Steel Rat1: there is a back route you know
|
| 358 |
Huwajux: derfy I am not a ping pong ball
|
| 357 |
Boris the Atomic Cockroach: I'm up for it any night!
|
| 356 |
Derotzka: There's no way an engineer that chubby could float that softly
|
| 355 |
Derfy: its our anti spy protection. He can't sap what we dont have
|
| 354 |
james: think vineyard is definitely in the top 30 maps on this server
|
| 353 |
james: 1. Keep crossbowing the christmas tree in the distance... 2. ???? 3. Profit
|
| 352 |
james: i was pissing, i ate like an entire watermelon, don't at me
|
| 351 |
THG I DaV defeated M in a duel with a score of 3 to 2!
|
| 350 |
DFE: #teamsmelly
|
| 349 |
soup: why is this server basically full of pee quotes and sausage implications
|
| 348 |
TinyPixel: I am so close to ragequitting
|
| 347 |
RaYmAn!!!11: I'm going to whip it out in a minute
|
| 346 |
Carver: pyro are monster like spy and banana. Good, i said it.
|
| 345 |
DFE: yeah I think dav is the smart one here
|
| 344 |
Carver: my ass!
|
| 343 |
soup: twatmachine down
|
| 342 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I can't get up the stairs I'm too fat!
|
| 341 |
gyozaplanet: Can we get ant. *Anti scout sentries.
|
| 340 |
THG I aerynsun mom: OMG I missed the wine!!!111
|
| 339 |
THG I Steel Rat1: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Teb
|
| 338 |
Heimerdinger: HEALTH KITS ARE CHEATING SUSKI
|
| 337 |
james: My therapist: 'random-crit server Kaibz isn't real, he can't hurt you'
|
| 336 |
koko: !blamingDaVIsAThingHere
|
| 335 |
Jimi: poffertjes THG I DaV: poffertjes!
|
| 334 |
Jimi: whip me please!
|
| 333 |
Aztek the Parrot: I only vote yes if it's z@po or DaV
|
| 332 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I blame me because I'm tubby
|
| 331 |
THG I BigT: Time to channel your inner Derfy, soup
|
| 330 |
Gilly: history was made, Klar thanked me for heals
|
| 329 |
Gilly: today i did a big poo at work...
|
| 328 |
ProbleMedic: hey kindaSUSKI
|
| 327 |
Aztek the Parrot: jump behind the enemy, set up an ambush, run into your own pipe, die
|
| 326 |
TinyPixel: GOGO POWERRANGERS
|
| 325 |
z@p0: so we play stallberg again without dav? hope he wont ban us all for that crime
|
| 324 |
soup: something something baguette something something ban bigt
|
| 323 |
N@t: iegf ighkugh ilufxghy uzhyrkugh lku'htilru Banana sans banane
|
| 322 |
THG I aerynsun mom: What do you mean whats wrong with my hat? You have a gimp mask on!
|
| 321 |
TinyPixel: I've been practicing my pee range
|
| 320 |
TinyPixel: omg two bananas, I can't take two of them
|
| 319 |
TinyPixel: GET GOOD GET LMOABOX
|
| 318 |
[F2P] MalCo: banana Dav # Sexy hips Dave
|
| 317 |
[F2P] MalCo: BigT dont leave banana peels on the floor, z@p0 slipped and fell off cliff
|
| 316 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I'm just a gobby cow, I don't care
|
| 315 |
TinyPixel: Right side. I mean left side! I'm an idiot
|
| 314 |
Gilly: stick that in ya quote jar
|
| 313 |
THG I BigT: They're giving me the wiggle I don't like it
|
| 312 |
THG I Fluush: It's not enough to defeat your enemy; you must destroy them entirely so that they aren't even remembered
|
| 311 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I'm ignoring you now, you bastard
|
| 310 |
Gilly: Pretty sure I could knock out a kangaroo
|
| 309 |
HaZe: I gave carver a good fisting dav don't worry Carver: and I loved it !
|
| 308 |
TinyPixel: Can I have a quote that's not sexual?
|
| 307 |
Kumskott: hotel? Trivago
|
| 306 |
z@p0: rara you were so excited like bondi after 1 little cider
|
| 305 |
HaZe: I love my tiny gun. It's small but it packs a big punch
|
| 304 |
Boris the Atomic Cockroach: I didn't realise I was about to finish
|
| 303 |
Kumskott: I am so f**king stupid
|
| 302 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I can't be healed whilst being teabagged
|
| 301 |
Kumskott: Milk. Him.
|
| 300 |
Bondi: whats sad is when you balls are longer than your penis
|
| 299 |
Kumskott: I don't have a piss quote :C
|
| 298 |
BigT: he really wants me
|
| 297 |
Rayman!: i don't think i can fit a submarine in my arse
|
| 296 |
Aztek the Parrot: sudden death died suddenly
|
| 295 |
HaZe: ah the glorious sound of an aeryn drop, it's euphoric
|
| 294 |
Lulu: you burn sooooo goooood
|
| 293 |
ro_Dr2022: really? hit by train?
|
| 292 |
james: the existence of the sexy knigget implies the existence of an unsexy knigget
|
| 291 |
HaZe: the fatter the enemy, the juicier the stab
|
| 290 |
H...: watch dav speed run this now so he can play stallberg
|
| 289 |
THG I aerynsun mom: You'll have to run, chubby!
|
| 288 |
THG I DaV: Get that belly outta my face
|
| 287 |
N@t: Don't touch my toes, they are nice!
|
| 286 |
Kaibz: I drink the blood of z@p0
|
| 285 |
koko: is it a plane? is it a meteor? nah, just Teb
|
| 284 |
theKnigget: I forgot how useful piss is
|
| 283 |
Pipper: damnit damnit damnit *engie voice*
|
| 282 |
maVil: sorry what did you say? i couldnt hear it over the resupply sounds :D
|
| 281 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Two teabags! Must be my lucky day
|
| 280 |
Haze: I was about to bring out my tiny pan.....
|
| 279 |
therealss: pee on me dave
|
| 278 |
Kaibz: nice piss, very nice
|
| 277 |
dave: Kaibz is my favourite slapper
|
| 276 |
Kaibz: oh its the sexy heavy with the shorts
|
| 275 |
Kaibz: I'm phat and don't have a sausage problem
|
| 274 |
THG I DaV: you're as sorry as aeryn when she finishes the bottle
|
| 273 |
ro_Dr2021 (no mic): Keep the holes well filled, please
|
| 272 |
[phys] las3r_turk3n: a guy covered in piss just hit me with a broken whisky bottle :I
|
| 271 |
z@p0: dont give him pyroslot, he will fap people. z@p0: *slap!
|
| 270 |
z@p0: dav, my box is my castle!
|
| 269 |
therealss: just walk in a straight line dammit dav
|
| 268 |
therealss: why am i perma-jarated
|
| 267 |
soup: the !quote system could very well be used to gaslight us, just log something we didn't say and claim it's real
|
| 266 |
soup: i will personally go to czechia and 1v1 you
|
| 265 |
Haze: don't worry I'm used to being premature
|
| 264 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I don't do 3-ways
|
| 263 |
THG I suski: stallberg bestberg
|
| 262 |
goreston: I wasn't spawncamping i was lost
|
| 261 |
Derotzka: H, could you buy me dinner first before you do that to me again?
|
| 260 |
Helmsman: found my suicide bottom
|
| 259 |
N@t: my boobs have no link with me being sniper or engi!
|
| 258 |
Kumskott: BigT has max in dodge stat...kick him pls
|
| 257 |
Kumskott: Why is that a quote tho
|
| 256 |
z@p0: (ง'̀-'́)ง
|
| 255 |
THG I aerynsun mom: ......suddenly nugget
|
| 254 |
THG I aerynsun mom: (ง'̀-'́)ง
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| 253 |
DFE: did you say arsenal or arsehole
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| 252 |
THG I DaV: GUTEN ABEND HERR PIPPALICOUS
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| 251 |
Derotzka: Foiled again, z@p0, like a christmas turkey
|
| 250 |
DFE: ok you are definitely on the list now soup
|
| 249 |
mat: Dav somehow appear right infront of my knife too, accidentally :D
|
| 248 |
Derotzka: You can't hide from my rockets, z@p0
|
| 247 |
DFE: i hear zapo is 120kg of lean muscle
|
| 246 |
[F2P] MalCo: we finish this and all go. soup: thats what tiny would say after the gb
|
| 245 |
soup: congratz u were the 70th piss kink kill
|
| 244 |
DFE: 3 crockets in a row, my lucky night
|
| 243 |
DFE: it's just me and my willy warmer
|
| 242 |
TinyPixel: I'm up for a gangbang
|
| 241 |
THG I DaV: lulu too stronk, pls nerf
|
| 240 |
soup: yes its part of PF2
|
| 239 |
Derfy: zapo isn't a person, he's a box with legs
|
| 238 |
Rayman!: Richard has left the game. No more dick for me.
|
| 237 |
[F2P] MalCo: A banana's journey - New York Times Best Seller
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| 236 |
Huwajux: Don't kill him, he killed DaV
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| 235 |
^Dazed: i remember way back in 1997 there was a map that ro_Dr didn't rtv
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| 234 |
Gilly: Just piss on the floor like I do
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| 233 |
THG I aerynsun mom: make me fly banana man!
|
| 232 |
Kaibz: Don't you dare touch it!
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| 231 |
Lulu: I uninstall you
|
| 230 |
mat: I keep getting killed by Zapo, must be some bug in this map
|
| 229 |
Lulu: it s a very very very very good evening :)
|
| 228 |
Lulu: (Team) ¤¤¤ KRITZTIME ¤¤¤ PAF PAF PAF !!!
|
| 227 |
THG I DaV: Nothing of value was lost
|
| 226 |
KB: just timebomb those without a sense of humour. AKA the scots.
|
| 225 |
THG I aerynsun mom: You chuckin' piss on me BigT?!
|
| 224 |
Jeff: trust me aeryn, you can go under many places
|
| 223 |
Rayman!: Love being pissed on
|
| 222 |
N@t: You pee on me, that's unfair!
|
| 221 |
Pat O'Log: !uoqte
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| 220 |
Gilly: I can fit a tennis ball in my asshole
|
| 219 |
Derfy: got your sandvich, nahnahnah
|
| 218 |
z@p0: mat, you have nice sentry. It would be bad if someone ... s@p it
|
| 217 |
[LuNo] KimFareseed @THG: I was shooting at a ragdoll the whole time?
|
| 216 |
græy: the chance they will cap is nonzero
|
| 215 |
H...: if last is a ball ache again, that's it me and humidity are through
|
| 214 |
THG I DaV: 'this command can only be used on sober players' :thinking:
|
| 213 |
ro_Dr2022: this was a panic uber
|
| 212 |
THG I aerynsun mom: If I shout back slope, just slip it in
|
| 211 |
THG I BigT: Sorry I'm playing with my banana
|
| 210 |
THG I aerynsun mom: BigT there was 2 of me trying to finish you off
|
| 209 |
Baguette de pain: stop that please or i ban you
|
| 208 |
THG I DaV: BDSM = BigT DaV Suski M?
|
| 207 |
THG I DaV: voy stole my joy and broke my toy(s)
|
| 206 |
THG I suski: malco you slapper
|
| 205 |
THG I aersynsun: BigT, can I have a look at your one?
|
| 204 |
voy: M2M2M2M2M2M2
|
| 203 |
z@p0: dont let dav in until we choose nextmap, in other case we'll have to play stallberg
|
| 202 |
Kumskott: hehehehhehehehehe
|
| 201 |
soup: we're all humid musty gamers
|
| 200 |
soup: oh i heard that completely wrong. I heard it as emergency bush
|
| 199 |
soup: i recently found the song to the wacky races map and it's a banger tbh
|
| 198 |
Kumskott: EASY OMG LUL GIT GUD
|
| 197 |
Kumskott: I know you wanna stab my squat built ass, but cmon
|
| 196 |
Kumskott: We swedes are funny people
|
| 195 |
z@p0: stop blaming boxman you bastards!
|
| 194 |
the_walnut7: tell dav hes the sexiest man
|
| 193 |
Rayman!: any time someone mentions pee, it ends up in the quotes
|
| 192 |
KB: you can't quote a quote...
|
| 191 |
Rayman!: He has two pee on him. Absolutely drenched!
|
| 190 |
M: I need to be more quotable
|
| 189 |
soup: jarate is dav's only hope for ripening because it makes him yellow
|
| 188 |
soup: omg finally I can go pee
|
| 187 |
Zelmor: TriggerHappyBoomers, we gotta get our beauty sleep
|
| 186 |
Gilly: Just went around the corner and you exploded in my face
|
| 185 |
z@p0: soup promised us cookies so we joined
|
| 184 |
ro_Dr2022 (no mic): If you visit THG's website, you'll definitely get cookies
|
| 183 |
THG I DaV: gore! you who...lesome person!
|
| 182 |
goreston: those bastards put crit stickies everywhere out there
|
| 181 |
H...: sry, i saw a pale banana and nothing else seemed to matter
|
| 180 |
Pipper: no one saw that
|
| 179 |
goreston: i'd have taunted but i was busy
|
| 178 |
[F2P] MalCo: white banana is the hardest kind to taunt kill
|
| 177 |
goreston: if we were supposed to go to the moon, God wouldn't have invented Stanley Kubrick
|
| 176 |
soup: the only map we need is 21gorge
|
| 175 |
KB: why has dav not removed moonbase yet? slacker clearly
|
| 174 |
cr0wbar: that last match was about as enjoyable as an average session browsing twitter
|
| 173 |
soup: if i reflect the sniper jarate does that mean i made the sniper pee himself?
|
| 172 |
soup: cuts off on my hud so you come up as boris the atomic cock
|
| 171 |
N@t: Yellow banana>white one
|
| 170 |
Cup Cake: Sorry that's my fault, I shouldn't have flashed
|
| 169 |
^Dazed: Failed to find the hole, as usual
|
| 168 |
Böndi oder hallo, but the bloody brits just said I don't speak german
|
| 167 |
soup: its ok i got bananaed
|
| 166 |
mat: there may or may not be a spy
|
| 165 |
goreston: shame is just one of the many useless emotions I no longer feel
|
| 164 |
Bondi: I think BigT has the sexier banana (DaV: :C)
|
| 163 |
Kaibz: i think it's the name...people just do not like sausages enough these days
|
| 162 |
[F2P] MalCo: we have the dual banana snipers, you should just give up red
|
| 161 |
z@p0: something something pest control
|
| 160 |
N@t: dans ton cul
|
| 159 |
N@t: DAV DONT PEE ON ME!
|
| 158 |
Kumskott: They killed an ambulance? WTF!
|
| 157 |
Kumskott: Wrangle that shit!
|
| 156 |
THG I DaV: I kissed nat when you were trying to pan someone?
|
| 155 |
THG I aerynsun mom: !qutoe
|
| 154 |
THG I BigT: one sec, I'll have my thingy soon
|
| 153 |
THG I DaV: Houston we have a problemedic!
|
| 152 |
Helmsman: it was fun being shooting fish in a barrel, not so much being the fish
|
| 151 |
Pipper: Dero is an animal
|
| 150 |
NI571: goodnight everyone else except premka
|
| 149 |
THG I suski: voy you may be many things, innocent is not one of them
|
| 148 |
soup: z@p0 more like st@bb0
|
| 147 |
Gilly: It's because I've got big nipples innit
|
| 146 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I'll have a poo on my head
|
| 145 |
Derotzka: z@pple 2: this time it's personal
|
| 144 |
Pipper: lets do this TEXAS-style
|
| 143 |
[F2P] MalCo: I blame zapo sabotage double agent
|
| 142 |
SirWolf: is TF2 fun in 2022?
|
| 141 |
THG I DaV: can you not disguise as me whilst killing me
|
| 140 |
THG I DaV: mat went splat and that was that
|
| 139 |
THG I DaV: got aeryn's stuff #worth #justsayin #hashtag
|
| 138 |
THG I DaV: no sentry, no aeryn, no problem
|
| 137 |
DFE: *puts franckie on always to kill list*
|
| 136 |
THG I aerynsun mom: OK, let's do this, tubby
|
| 135 |
THG I aerynsun mom: i can see your hairy arse from here Gilly
|
| 134 |
Imhotep: 65% of acts involving sausages turn out to be disappointing
|
| 133 |
z@p0: Kaibz has a little sausage
|
| 132 |
Bondi: my butt hurts from all those projectiles
|
| 131 |
Pipper: it's a SPAH!
|
| 130 |
Pipper: ma stuff!
|
| 129 |
Rayman!: I'm so desperate to have sex with a female clown
|
| 128 |
KB: I hope you enjoyed your flight with airKB
|
| 127 |
græy: he killed me, but at least i peed on him first
|
| 126 |
Rayman!: You can call me daddy
|
| 125 |
Everybody: Im-ho-tep
|
| 124 |
Cup Cake: im busy throwing old lady pee on point
|
| 123 |
PinyTixel@THG: neuken in de keuken
|
| 122 |
trollshi: my screen turned yellow, must be an olshi around
|
| 121 |
Cup Cake: anyone else but me thinks that alcohol makes medic easier?
|
| 120 |
koko: Two germans come into a bar and order two Martinis. The Waiter asks: Dry? They answer: NEIN I SAID TWO!!
|
| 119 |
^Dazed: less flapping, more capping
|
| 118 |
goreston: derfy, for your birthday I'm going to buy you an m1 button, you'll love it
|
| 117 |
KB: damnit, where's my konrad bind
|
| 116 |
THG I BigT: No razorback, no honour
|
| 115 |
Cup Cake: sry for earlier voy, i got too scared to melee fight u
|
| 114 |
Stof: Sorru i am intoxted
|
| 113 |
z@p0: klar, med is easy ? there is no med who could deal with your healing needs
|
| 112 |
konrad: I miss flaunting my superiority to KB
|
| 111 |
koko: are you trying to make this a !quote?'
|
| 110 |
jolle: not feeding your pyro is considered pet abuse
|
| 109 |
koko: That's right. Wanna know why Linux can't crash? Well, Penguins can't fly
|
| 108 |
Derotzka: This is the fun server, not the nice server
|
| 107 |
Rayman!: Not everything needs to be a quote
|
| 106 |
Rayman!: You can't just put test-tube as a quote
|
| 105 |
Derotzka: You butterkniving sneak
|
| 104 |
THG I DaV: You were still in a test-tube knigget
|
| 103 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I am fatty supremo, big bum and all that. Allegedly
|
| 102 |
olshi: do something, red
|
| 101 |
Derotzka: Look who came crawling back to the server, eh z@p0
|
| 100 |
ro_Dr2021: I see we have Still D.F.E.. Is there any sparkling D.F.E.?
|
| 99 |
ro_Dr2021: it is better to be pissed off than pissed on
|
| 98 |
mat: hell of a sausage, that
|
| 97 |
THG I aerynsun mom: Shut up, I'm eating my kebab and I don't care
|
| 96 |
Bondi: Can we ban Freeflow? He's sabotaging my joy
|
| 95 |
M: Nice piss, DaV!
|
| 94 |
Mak: I only saw the sniper in time to realsie how fucked i am
|
| 93 |
Freeflow: Have to be careful around you guys. Anything can turn into a quote!
|
| 92 |
Pat O Log: it wasn't me
|
| 91 |
HaZe: we have a teeny sausage problem and i dont mean my own
|
| 90 |
H...: never cross the beams, ghostbusters worked that out
|
| 89 |
DFE: dav gave me a tartan plaid willy warmer for christmas
|
| 88 |
Derfy: That's rude. You flashbanged your cat!
|
| 87 |
Patrick Baitman: darn murder bananas
|
| 86 |
ro_Dr2021: olshi is always right
|
| 85 |
Derotzka: Thank you for walking onto my stickies, z@po. Very kind of you
|
| 84 |
Derotzka: I would like to blame z@po, thank you
|
| 83 |
soup: a true pasta connoisseur eats alphabet pasta
|
| 82 |
z@p0: dav, your pan is not enough pantastic, please dont show it
|
| 81 |
soup: please stop winning i want to level up my piss
|
| 80 |
Huwajux: my backstabs arent doing the crit noise. ive been denied my dopamine hit
|
| 79 |
Akul: I should've been a farmer like my father wanted
|
| 78 |
maVil: ur getting the fish if u show urself
|
| 77 |
Fnif - Laptop: stop peeing on me scotsman
|
| 76 |
Freeflow-Laptop: thATS NY FUSCKIN MONEYYY
|
| 75 |
THG I Carlos: wanga
|
| 74 |
DaV: do you ever play any other class than 'pain in the arse'?
|
| 73 |
DFE: jeff are you wearing your willy warmer?
|
| 72 |
Boris the Atomic Cockroach: I auditioned for the part of pyro laughing but was told that it was far too disturbing
|
| 71 |
Rayman!: look at my bottom baguette, I know you like heavy bottoms
|
| 70 |
Arx the halls: tangency but its christmas? tangency but EVERYWHERE AND IN MY BACCCKKCK
|
| 69 |
Freeflow: Headshots are reserved for people i love
|
| 68 |
Baguette de pain: ban bigt and his children
|
| 67 |
olshi: i can't aim
|
| 66 |
olshi: maybe aiming isn't the problem, but pressing the left mouse button at the right moment
|
| 65 |
Derotzka: I want to prematurely blame z@p0 now, thank you
|
| 64 |
olshi: I was out of benzin
|
| 63 |
Bondi: can mom just play engi without using sentries? thanks
|
| 62 |
THG I suski claus: have you aged kb?
|
| 61 |
Kaibz: !pan all the bananas
|
| 60 |
KB: so are there less sluts on here then?
|
| 59 |
HaZe: i blame everyone below me
|
| 58 |
z@p0: derfy, i dont have ice creams, leave me alone!
|
| 57 |
THG I suski: i have hundreds of hours as solly and i'm still crap
|
| 56 |
Manflap!: I hope u choke on a bradwurst
|
| 55 |
Fnif: FRIENDLY SPIES ON FIRE NEEDS HEALING AS WELL
|
| 54 |
DFE: do centaurs have a human penis or a horse penis?
|
| 53 |
Father Christmas: vote luft fur die bomben
|
| 52 |
KLar: theres now a ligma variant of corona ,so watch out
|
| 51 |
græy: LIGMA? LIGMA WHAT KLAR?
|
| 50 |
H...: this did not go to plan
|
| 49 |
koko: oh dav, may the next segfault be with you
|
| 48 |
koko: he's the winner of the duel, you're the winner of our hearts
|
| 47 |
BigOne: merde = thanks .. or was it merci?
|
| 46 |
^Dazed: how many davs does it take to change a taunt
|
| 45 |
KB: dingdingdingdingdingdingding
|
| 44 |
græy: sneksneksneksneksneksneksneksneksneksneksneksnek
|
| 43 |
græy: Blame dav TM
|
| 42 |
græy: snifer in water hole
|
| 41 |
græy: uMDEO ON PIPSE
|
| 40 |
Gilly: its coz me and Voybee are wearing the sexy shorts...
|
| 39 |
theKnigget: congratz on winning mr perfect for the 5th time Gilly
|
| 38 |
DFE: you can juggle my sausage zapo
|
| 37 |
THG I suski: !slaydav pretty please
|
| 36 |
THG I suski: killing zapo takes priority
|
| 35 |
Baguette: ban steel for christmas
|
| 34 |
DFE: first raymus and rayman and now we have big t and royal t?
|
| 33 |
DFE: dikke lul dikke lul dikke lul lul lul
|
| 32 |
DFE: everybody that votes gullywash is getting no christmas presents
|
| 31 |
DFE: defeat is inevitable, we have zapo
|
| 30 |
DFE: we can't lose with bigt as sniper anyway
|
| 29 |
DFE: ello guv'nah
|
| 28 |
Kumskott: Only fnif would backstab an ambulance
|
| 27 |
Kumskott: Problemedic gnomed us all
|
| 26 |
Kumskott: Double team plus crit by Suski and Banana Boy Supreme
|
| 25 |
Freeflow: I want it on record that BigT is enabling me to do drugs..
|
| 24 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I need to fill a hole!
|
| 23 |
THG I DaV: Dear BigT, stop being a lederhosen, Regards, Dav
|
| 22 |
olshi: where is the queen of wine
|
| 21 |
H...: gdxvch ujnmik,pol/'[z~}
|
| 20 |
Bondi: I totally reflected that in my head
|
| 19 |
THG I suski: your excuses are noted and will be fact checked later
|
| 18 |
Incapable: I completely overestimated my skill in this situation
|
| 17 |
Aztek: killing you doesn't count as malpractice z@p0, more like pest control
|
| 16 |
Bondi: cute and dangerous, just like cats and otters. And zapo
|
| 15 |
THG I BigT: i'm not sorry
|
| 14 |
THG I aerynsun mom: unleash your inner baguette
|
| 13 |
Bondi: Aeryn is almost as cool as Z@p0
|
| 12 |
DFE: nobody leave, Bigt is in the queue
|
| 11 |
THG I DaV: if it's alcoholic, aeryn will drink it
|
| 10 |
græy: *juggles sausages*
|
| 9 |
THG I DaV: save grapes, kill aeryn
|
| 8 |
Lulu: Dav, your banana is so nice under the snow
|
| 7 |
ProbleMedic: OK, you can die later
|
| 6 |
THG I DaV: 'Who the hell ubers a banana?!' - DaV 2021
|
| 5 |
N@T: Banana should be banned, they are dangerous
|
| 4 |
THG I suski: You'll never make a good decorator
|
| 3 |
H...: tele was hotter than a mcdonalds apple pie dazed
|
| 2 |
THG I aerynsun mom: I put a strange kit on it and it got bigger
|
| 1 |
THG I BigT: Leave the money. It's MY fucking money!
|
| 0 |
THG I BigT: I blame dav.
|